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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


he's doing it at 5% and that should speak volumes about his credit portfolio

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
5% is now the good variable rate.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Wait, where is he finding high yield savings at 3.5%?

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Wait, where is he finding high yield savings at 3.5%?

By lying about the numbers.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Wait, where is he finding high yield savings at 3.5%?

Can't find any at 3.5% but I wouldn't be surprised if there's at least a couple offering that by the end of the week. Here's one at 3.25%: https://www.elements.org/personal/savings/helium-savings/

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Wait, where is he finding high yield savings at 3.5%?

There's a good reason to believe HYS will average that high reasonably soon. 6 mo T-bills are well over >3.5%, and 3 mo is 3.4%.

Duckman2008 posted:

By lying about the numbers.

Its this though

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I think Ally is back up to 2.1%? Still a far way from 3.5 though

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Fed just raised 75 bp last week which isnt quite yet seen in savings rates. Another 75 bp hike is expected in a little over a month.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Inflation is going to be a cudgel in American politics from here on out. If this is how the Fed reacts to a healthy environment for labor now, it's going to be loving awful as time progresses.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


If you're in the US and A now's the time to be sticking any long term money into an I bond online through the treasury. Max 10K per year bond purchase, but they're giving you 6 months at 9.6% w/ 1 year mimum investment. After that when you pull out you forefit last quarter's earnings (If I recall it's been awhile since I dug into it). It's a p drat god deal.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

can someone give me a goony tl;dr of I-bonds. I'm looking at some stuff online but it's all about 30 year maturity periods and five year penalty periods.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I-Bonds are government-issued bonds pegged to inflation. Right now the initial interest rate on new Series I savings bonds is 9.62 percent. You can buy I bonds at that rate through October 2022. The interest rate of the bond is reassessed twice a year. The net value of your gain is supposed to be 0, but that is pretty good when your cash is losing 5-10% of its value a year.

You are allowed to invest up to $10k per year in I-bonds. You can hold I-Bonds for up to 30 years. You must hold them for at least 1 year before you are allowed to cash out. If you sell before the 5 year mark, you will have to return the last 3 months of interest borne on the bond.

It's all pretty straightforward and laid out at https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/research/indepth/ibonds/res_ibonds_iredeem.htm

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Basically you buy the bond now, and you can sell it back later for the face value plus interest. After thirty years the interest stops going up. If you sell it before five years are up, you give up some of the interest.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


i-bond TLDR. Online bonds (10k) or Paper bonds (5k) from US Treasury with stupid interest rates curently Minimum purchase $25 electronic, $50 paper
10 K max purchase per year per person (married ppl can still buy 10k each)
Interest earnings are subject to federal income tax, but not subject to local/state taxes.
Interest earnings MAY be excluded from Federal tax when used to finance education (no clue how much of a pain in the dick this is to deal with)

Holdling an i-bond:
Year 0-1: Cannot cash out
Year 1-5 if you cash out you lose last 3 months of interest
Year 5-30 you can cash out with no penalty at all
Year 30+ you stop earning any interest.

edit: note that the Treasury made this a harder pain in the rear end as they didn't think I was me and I had to go get a bank to use a special treasury signatory account stamp (NOT A NOTARY) to verify I was an account holder, and that I was who I said I was. This took an additional 2ish months so I was glad I started early.

Edit2: as others have mentioned this is mostly a "your money stays with inflation". It's better than getting 2 bucks a year on 10k from your bank. I had a savings account with money sitting for a mid-term goal, so I figure poo poo.. why not stick it with the feds so I can earn actual interest on it, I will not need it within the year, and probably not within the 5 years, but losing 3 month interest would still have me come out WAY ahead of parking that money in a traditional savings account.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Sep 27, 2022

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Also note that the current interest rate will apply for the first 6 months of you owning the bonds, so if you buy in today you're going to get 9.62% until March regardless of what the interest rate changes to in November.

It's an insanely good deal rn.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Thanks thread. Reading BWM is GWM. Already talking with my wife about grabbing some.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
It's entirely a store of value that protects you against inflation. For the majority of the last decade, I-Bonds have had low single digit nominal interest rates and get crushed by things like HYSAs.

They're a perfectly sound store of value and are useful component of your portfolio but right now it seems to me people are just value seeking off the nominal rate without really understanding what they do. If inflation cools, they go back to having a very low rate.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


^^ this.

My plan is to park it while this whole inflation thing keeps going and then re-assess after my year hits. Then I'll look at HYSAs and Ibond interest and see what makes sense. The 9.61% is a pretty high rate for a place that's mostly "park money" since there's a pretty low risk for this gain.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


I mean "crushed by HYSA" is very subjective. For example in 2018 I bonds yielded 2.97%-3.37% depending on when you purchased, so right around what you would be getting from a HYSA. 2017 was a little over 2%, 2016 was 1.5%.

They are usually right around HYSA rates, not getting crushed by them.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
https://twitter.com/yo/status/1574787089924857860

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



that's like metaverse dollars right? not real American dollars. There's no way some sucker paid 290,000 real american dollars for a VR house in a world that could be shut down tomorrow. I'm in the wrong god damned business.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


tater_salad posted:

that's like metaverse dollars right? not real American dollars. There's no way some sucker paid 290,000 real american dollars for a VR house in a world that could be shut down tomorrow. I'm in the wrong god damned business.

Yeah but if I buy a computer house for $290k I can charge $2k rent for other computer people to live in my computer house which is a real thing people will do.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
So this guy is wandering round his tiny 1 bedroom apartment with a VR headset on bumping into walls and pretending his bath is a pool right?

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
You're right to assume the worst of an NFT/crypto person but that's a joke

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Kevin DuBrow posted:

You're right to assume the worst of an NFT/crypto person but that's a joke

Honestly I can no longer tell with how absurd things are.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

It's entirely a store of value that protects you against inflation. For the majority of the last decade, I-Bonds have had low single digit nominal interest rates and get crushed by things like HYSAs.

They're a perfectly sound store of value and are useful component of your portfolio but right now it seems to me people are just value seeking off the nominal rate without really understanding what they do. If inflation cools, they go back to having a very low rate.

The nominal rate (now and down the road) is all that actually matters. It's not like any of your other investments denominated in dollars are inflation-adjusted. Even if inflation cools it will probably take some time to get all the way back down; in the meantime, you have a zero-risk instrument collecting value.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





the only negative about ibonds is you have to buy them through that horrid treasury website.

Vice President
Jul 4, 2007

I'm number two around here.

Make sure when you sign up with Treasury Direct you link a bank account that isn't likely to change, because changing it later requires a paper form to be sent in after it's been stamped at a bank and good luck convincing a bank to do it based on the complaints about that posted elsewhere.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb



But in the Metaverse, Troy Osinoff was a warrior prince.

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

Strong Sauce posted:

the only negative about ibonds is you have to buy them through that horrid treasury website.

Pro tip - right click password field, inspect, delete readonly attribute so you can use your keyboard/password manager to login

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Vice President posted:

Make sure when you sign up with Treasury Direct you link a bank account that isn't likely to change, because changing it later requires a paper form to be sent in after it's been stamped at a bank and good luck convincing a bank to do it based on the complaints about that posted elsewhere.

For what its worth, this took me about 10 minutes to do earlier this year at my credit union and didnt cost anything.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1575128310740389889

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

drk posted:

For what its worth, this took me about 10 minutes to do earlier this year at my credit union and didnt cost anything.

What are the requirements? Just a letter or validation of who owns the account?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



What is going on in the UK exactly? We're near dollar-pound equity for the first time since the early 80s. Did Brexit gently caress them that badly, or are there other factors at play?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

LanceHunter posted:

What is going on in the UK exactly? We're near dollar-pound equity for the first time since the early 80s. Did Brexit gently caress them that badly, or are there other factors at play?

The new PM is doing a very dumb thing that everyone from socialist economists to former members of Thatcher's government are begging them not to do. But, they are still doing it.

The short and dumbed down version is that they are increasing their debt load by ~45% to finance a huge "stimulus package" that cuts taxes for the top 7% of incomes, uncaps the bonuses bankers can make, subsidizes gas companies/bills for a few months, and cuts the taxes that fund the NHS.

Everyone, including even the IMF, is saying that there is no way that those programs would ever juice the economy enough to make this huge amount of debt worth it. But, the new PM insists that it will pay for itself. So, everyone is dumping their UK holdings and bonds because there is a worry that the UK won't be able to service all of their debt on time going forward.

Vice President
Jul 4, 2007

I'm number two around here.

therobit posted:

What are the requirements? Just a letter or validation of who owns the account?

There's a form on Treasury Direct you fill out, and it lists the things the bank can use to stamp it. One of them is a "Signature Guarantee" stamp, which is not a Medallion stamp, and apparently many banks assume you mean a Medallion stamp when you ask for that so they immediately tell you no.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

The new PM is doing a very dumb thing that everyone from socialist economists to former members of Thatcher's government are begging them not to do. But, they are still doing it.

The short and dumbed down version is that they are increasing their debt load by ~45% to finance a huge "stimulus package" that cuts taxes for the top 7% of incomes, uncaps the bonuses bankers can make, subsidizes gas companies/bills for a few months, and cuts the taxes that fund the NHS.

Everyone, including even the IMF, is saying that there is no way that those programs would ever juice the economy enough to make this huge amount of debt worth it. But, the new PM insists that it will pay for itself. So, everyone is dumping their UK holdings and bonds because there is a worry that the UK won't be able to service all of their debt on time going forward.

Pretty sure she isn't completely stupid and realizes this policy is worse for britain as a whole. But the real purpose is to enrich the party's wealthy conservative buddies who want lower taxes and are shorting the pound.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Pretty sure she isn't completely stupid and realizes this policy is worse for britain as a whole. But the real purpose is to enrich the party's wealthy conservative buddies who want lower taxes and are shorting the pound.

I know that is the real answer (and she is high on her own ideology supply), but when you have members of MARGARET THATCHER'S government begging you not to do this, then you are definitely off the reservation.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Britain's Wilting Money: Gilt trip

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Thatchers people are part of the old guard where you grift but you take it slowly and not much at once.

The new generation just doesn’t really care anymore

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