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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

rice in burritos: just don't do it

# ? Sep 28, 2022 20:02

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:55

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

AARD VARKMAN posted:

rice in burritos: just don't do it

SOmetimes I like to do it

# ? Sep 28, 2022 20:09

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

bullshit

i worked at a mexican place in college that let you make whatever you wanted for dinner as part of your pay. i think steak and chicken fajitas were $2 extra but my go- to for like two years was a chimichanga with rice, beans, ground beef, peas and cheese with sour cream and guac on top.

the rice is essential carbs when that's your only meal that day!

# ? Sep 28, 2022 20:10

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

boar guy posted:

bullshit

i worked at a mexican place in college that let you make whatever you wanted for dinner as part of your pay. i think steak and chicken fajitas were $2 extra but my go- to for like two years was a chimichanga with rice, beans, ground beef, peas and cheese with sour cream and guac on top.

the rice is essential carbs when that's your only meal that day!

you put freaking peas in your burrito?????

# ? Sep 28, 2022 20:36

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

you put freaking peas in your burrito?????

no burrito rules!

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:00

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Not even in the top 50% of gross food in this thread.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:

are there any fancy beans?

Coffee beans

Baked coffee beans on toast, hmmm

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:05

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Roasted peas coated in wasabi.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:10

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

By popular demand posted:

Roasted peas coated in wasabi.

on a burrito?

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:20

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wasabi burrito doesn't sound bad at all

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:57

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

you can get sushi burritos. i could go for that rn, my sinuses need to be cleaned out.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

uber_stoat posted:

no burrito rules!

I'd go straight for that, no regrets. Unless it turns out I don't like mushy peas, in which case some regrets

# ? Sep 28, 2022 22:38

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Fishless fillets and creamy pea puree sounds loving grim

# ? Sep 28, 2022 22:40

HookedOnChthonics: Dec 5, 2015; Profoundly dull

The gardein ones are extremely good actually, they don�t flake the same way real fish does but otherwise the texture is spot on

# ? Sep 29, 2022 01:00

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Oh huh, I didn't even look closely enough to see that was fake fish. Somehow I've never even thought about what a fish filet substitute would be like, just the more common stuff like burgs/chicken/hot dogs.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 01:09

stereobreadsticks: Feb 28, 2008

Zero_Grade posted:

You could instead not fry the burrito and instead cover it with sauce, resulting in the noble enchilada.

This is inaccurate. Enchiladas use corn tortillas, burritos use flour tortillas. The gluten is necessary to make sure they don't break due to being stuffed and wrapped more tightly.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 01:17

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

LifeSunDeath posted:

wasabi burrito doesn't sound bad at all

yeah, I posted that partly in hopes goons would kindly suggest things to go with it to make a burrito, because wasabi beans sounds like a great centerpiece for one

# ? Sep 29, 2022 06:09

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Wasabi can be used anywhere but is particularly good with beef. The four times a year I make a steak I always have wasabi with it.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 06:56

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

OwlFancier posted:

I had thought for some reason that burritos were like, fried afterwards?

Depending on the style they're often thrown on a dry or very lightly oiled flattop for a minute to get a little bit of color, seal the tortilla, and maybe melt the cheese, but it's toasting, not frying.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 07:27

prayer group: May 31, 2011; $#$%^&@@*!!!

uber_stoat posted:

no burrito rules!

lol the Potash Twins are these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42OGAGXE91k

and I have to say, a burrito with vegan fish stick substitute, fries and pea puree is as close a culinary analogue to their music as anyone can hope to make, and they did it themselves

# ? Sep 29, 2022 08:18

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Wasabi can be used anywhere but is particularly good with beef. The four times a year I make a steak I always have wasabi with it.

I eat all my meat from fish to steaks marinaded in asada mixes. Lime cumin cilantro garlic and jalape�o with a little salt. Every other marinade is bland as poo poo.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 09:00

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

uber_stoat posted:

you can get sushi burritos. i could go for that rn, my sinuses need to be cleaned out.

What makes this a "sushi burrito" as opposed to just sushi? There's no tortilla an the ingredients just seem to be normal sushi fillings.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 09:01

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

prayer group posted:

lol the Potash Twins are these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42OGAGXE91k

and I have to say, a burrito with vegan fish stick substitute, fries and pea puree is as close a culinary analogue to their music as anyone can hope to make, and they did it themselves

At first I thought, "eh, this isn't bad, so far" but then. . . it just didn't go anywhere. Like the song was 100% intro. Just the same four bars over and over for two straight minutes :psyduck:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 09:06

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

Tiggum posted:

What makes this a "sushi burrito" as opposed to just sushi? There's no tortilla an the ingredients just seem to be normal sushi fillings.

Because it's the size and shape of a burrito and eaten like one.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 10:31

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

When you think about it every wrap is a burrito, if you're open to it.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 10:33

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

prayer group posted:

lol the Potash Twins are these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42OGAGXE91k

and I have to say, a burrito with vegan fish stick substitute, fries and pea puree is as close a culinary analogue to their music as anyone can hope to make, and they did it themselves

I'm the host pretending to groove to this cacophony

# ? Sep 29, 2022 11:44

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

a sexual elk posted:

I eat all my meat from fish to steaks marinaded in asada mixes. Lime cumin cilantro garlic and jalapeño with a little salt. Every other marinade is bland as poo poo.

Don't get me wrong, that's a great marinade, but there's a million Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Indian, and East Asian marinades that pack a ton of flavor, especially the latter packs in that Chilli and citrus punch, with a super deep umami punch.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 12:40

Creature: Mar 9, 2009; We've already seen a dead horse

This is sold in supermarkets here. A sushi roll wrapped in a tortilla. :finland:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:01

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Fusion cuisine, by a country that understands neither of the foods being fused

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:05

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I have nothing but respect for the Finns, much like the U.S. they don't listen to anyone yet unlike America they don't launch multiple decade wars for absolutely no good reason.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:37

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

DontMockMySmock posted:

At first I thought, "eh, this isn't bad, so far" but then. . . it just didn't go anywhere. Like the song was 100% intro. Just the same four bars over and over for two straight minutes

lol very true, when I got bored with it I wanted to see how it sounded later in the song and I first thought skipping ahead didn't work as I managed to skip to the identical beat again.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:38

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

steinrokkan posted:

I'm the host pretending to groove to this cacophony

Sully not the name of Marty Friedman and Jason Becker's shred supergroup with comparisons to this loading screen loop crap!

Also, I never thought I'd say this, but I can't believe the ska erasure on display here.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 14:05