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A new robotic rear end has hit the exclusives. I repeat a new robotic rear end has landed and is creating massive amounts of hype. No idea what the game is called, sir. Won't be playing it.
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 You get better customer service if you’ve earned rare trophies and bought a lot of games. This is some next gen poo poo!
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Sep 29, 2022 15:47
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man nurse posted:
Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games? 
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Sep 29, 2022 15:56
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Sub-Actuality posted:Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games?
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Sep 29, 2022 16:07
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Sub-Actuality posted:Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games?
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Sep 29, 2022 16:08
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Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it.
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Sep 29, 2022 16:14
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Sub-Actuality posted:Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games? Fungah! posted:Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it. Lmao
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Sep 29, 2022 16:27
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Fungah! posted:Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it.
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Sep 29, 2022 16:29
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"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." "What truth?" "There are no games." "There are no games?" "Then you'll see, that it is not the games you play, you only play yourself."
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Sep 29, 2022 16:34
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Sub-Actuality posted:Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games? Fungah! posted:Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it. Phantasium posted:"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." Lol
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Sep 29, 2022 16:36
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Fungah! posted:Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it.
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Sep 29, 2022 16:36
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Phantasium posted:"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
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Sep 29, 2022 16:42
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Phantasium posted:"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
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Sep 29, 2022 16:42
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you think thats game youre playing?
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Sep 29, 2022 17:00
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every gamer is a star
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Sep 29, 2022 17:03
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Sub-Actuality posted:Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games? Fungah! posted:Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it. Phantasium posted:"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." scary ghost dog posted:you think thats game youre playing?
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Sep 29, 2022 17:49
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NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games? MORPHEUS: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you get a PS5, you won’t have to.
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Sep 29, 2022 17:50
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Pablo Nergigante posted:NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games? Lmfao
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Sep 29, 2022 17:51
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Pablo Nergigante posted:NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games? scary ghost dog posted:you think thats game youre playing?
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Sep 29, 2022 17:51
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Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? [Boots up Returnal] Cypher : Ignorance is bliss.
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Sep 29, 2022 17:55
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? Lol
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Sep 29, 2022 18:00
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Pablo Nergigante posted:NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games? lmao
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Sep 29, 2022 18:01
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized?
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Sep 29, 2022 18:03
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scary ghost dog posted:you think thats game youre playing? lol
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Sep 29, 2022 18:06
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized?
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Sep 29, 2022 18:08
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? lmao
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Sep 29, 2022 18:13
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Pablo Nergigante posted:NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games? Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? lol
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Sep 29, 2022 18:21
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We're supposed to start with these games first. That's major boring poo poo. Let's do something a little more fun. How about... Returnal.
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Sep 29, 2022 18:36
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized?
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Sep 29, 2022 18:37
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? Lol
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Sep 29, 2022 18:48
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Whoa… I played Sifu 
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Sep 29, 2022 19:08
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Sub-Actuality posted:Whoa… I played Sifu
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Sep 29, 2022 19:09
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized?
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Sep 29, 2022 19:12
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Sub-Actuality posted:Whoa… I played Sifu Lol
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Fungah! posted:Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized? Sub-Actuality posted:Whoa… I played Sifu lol
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Sep 29, 2022 19:32
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Sub-Actuality posted:Whoa… I played Sifu
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Sub-Actuality posted:Whoa… I played Sifu
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Sep 29, 2022 20:01
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theres way too much information to decode the psn store. you get used to it, though. i dont even see the listings. all i see is ps4 game, indie game, microtransaction…. you want a drink?
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Sep 29, 2022 20:07
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Agent Nelson: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding gaming ecosystem but you Sony fans do not. You buy a system and you keep buying open world games until every single game is brown and the only way you can survive is to keep making Sackboy games. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Sony fans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and Xbox Series X + Game Pass Ultimate is the cure.
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That Little Demon posted:Agent Nelson: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding gaming ecosystem but you Sony fans do not. You buy a system and you keep buying open world games until every single game is brown and the only way you can survive is to keep making Sackboy games. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Sony fans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and Xbox Series X + Game Pass Ultimate is the cure. lmao
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