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Captain Hygiene posted:So she didn't start him there early enough, is what you're saying? If only she hadn’t waited that month, the chiropractor would’ve had the kid potty trained, walking, and speaking in full sentences within a week. But alas, her procrastination is what caused the measles. ~a cautionary tale~ Mozi posted:scene: a pregnant lady goes to the chiropractor to perform adjustments on her unborn baby Goop starts telling be-uterus’d people to have their eggs adjusted so the cells that become bones and cartilage will have the memory of the chiropractor’s hands. Chirohomeopathractic.
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This your baby? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to make a few adjustments *puts down a kitchen step ladder, climbs on top*
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Mozi posted:scene: a pregnant lady goes to the chiropractor to perform adjustments on her unborn baby The TERM, Mozi, is "Manipulations". You uncultured swine.
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I had a friend on FB that posted about taking his baby to the chiroquacktor. I unfollowed him immediately.
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Hi reddit, I recently broke an infant's neck while adjusting its spine in my practice and today I received a letter from some lawyer claiming that the parents are "suing" me now. They have also involved the police and state attorney in this. Is this legal to harass me like that? Can anything bad happen to me? I worked as a janitor in a mall before this so I'm not really "in the know" about law stuff and such.
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Karate Bastard posted:The TERM, Mozi, is "Manipulations". i... i submit *presents neck for punishment manipulation*
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GABA ghoul posted:Hi reddit, I recently broke an infant's neck while adjusting its spine in my practice and today I received a letter from some lawyer claiming that the parents are "suing" me now. They have also involved the police and state attorney in this. Is this legal to harass me like that? Can anything bad happen to me? I worked as a janitor in a mall before this so I'm not really "in the know" about law stuff and such. I'm imagining a comedic action movie where the baby chiropractor tries to mollify the police coming to arrest him and unintentionally breaks their necks with ease
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Thanks to recent legislation, I predict infant chiropractors will see increased business in Texas. Particularly incredibly bad ones. Unrelated cursed image. 
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/ActuallyEmerson/status/1573107117254639616?s=20&t=49B2qV8XQtnTgF5UcfNkag I was on a flight out of Shanghai a few years ago, and shortly after we took off, we started getting a very loud screeching over the PA in the back of the plane. Like fingers in ears loud. It was a 13 hour flight, and they were not going to turn around. Luckily, they figured out how to get rid of the screech after about an hour.
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 Double cursed: Not only does it look creepy but it's a statue of mass media characters being used in a religious festival.
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boar guy posted:spider-klan Pretty sure that's a basketball not a klan hood.
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Azathoth Prime posted:I was on a flight out of Shanghai a few years ago, and shortly after we took off, we started getting a very loud screeching over the PA in the back of the plane. Like fingers in ears loud. It was a 13 hour flight, and they were not going to turn around. Luckily, they figured out how to get rid of the screech after about an hour. I didn't think they were able to open the doors during flight
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Android Apocalypse posted:Thanks to recent legislation, I predict infant chiropractors will see increased business in Texas. Silver lining is all the HENRY spawn are gonna have rickets and poo poo; either from the chiropractors or the easily preventable childhood diseases.
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If they nuke a hurricane over Florida, it might end up blowing radioactive Florida particles all over the USA and then it would..... Oh gently caress maybe it already happened.
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Yaldabaoth posted:
"Hellraiser: Cenobites of Disneyland" is quite a controversial crossover
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Oscar Wild posted:I'm not gonna post it but the Miami quarterback just had a massive brain injury after likely having a massive brain injury less than 5 days ago. I'm assuming he Kurt Cobain'd himself due to the injury from 5 days ago 
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm assuming he Kurt Cobain'd himself due to the injury from 5 days ago Not quite that bad, but he took another blow to the head on the Thursday night game and was carried off on a stretcher while the play-by-play guys spoke to a sports medicine expert who said the way the player's hands tensed up is a sign of cognitive injury Edit: confirmed head and neck injury, on his way to a hospital
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watching it frame by frame and it's crazy, the dude is getting pulled back, and suddenly whips his trunk back already spasming up, his arms are contracted and his body goes ridgid, before he hits the ground, it's strange.   like he didn't get hit, he got pulled down and whips his own body back as sack is happening. maybe he did blow his spine out.
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It's seriously the most viscerally disturbing injury I've seen. They've just confirmed he does have movement in all his extremities though which is honestly shocking after how that all looked
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thiccabod posted:It's seriously the most viscerally disturbing injury I've seen. They've just confirmed he does have movement in all his extremities though which is honestly shocking after how that all looked The worst part was that commentator saying "uhhhhh... Uh oh!" as the camera zooms in on Tua's dazed face and his unnaturally contorting hands
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thiccabod posted:It's seriously the most viscerally disturbing injury I've seen. They've just confirmed he does have movement in all his extremities though which is honestly shocking after how that all looked He’s apparently dazed but ok and is asking what the gently caress happened. That’s some actual live brain trauma though
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Just watched the video and it looks like the other player slammed him into the ground way too hard.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Just watched the video and it looks like the other player slammed him into the ground way too hard. No poo poo?
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Oscar Wild posted:I'm not gonna post it but the Miami quarterback just had a massive brain injury after likely having a massive brain injury less than 5 days ago. I thought the first one was a back injury even though it looked like a head injury. And this one I think was a neck injury. He didn't hit his head. My guess is he got a weird stinger and they immobilized him in order to be safe.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Just watched the video and it looks like the other player slammed him into the ground way too hard. I've never watched football, do players often try to outright murder players on the opposing team?
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Killingyouguy! posted:I've never watched football, do players often try to outright murder players on the opposing team? No. It's rare that players want to hurt each other.
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He was hip-swung and planted hard on his back. Definitely had his wind knocked out, likely head and neck injuries. The back of your helmet does not do much to mitigate a 300+ lb defensive lineman swinging you around and slamming you down on your back like a rag doll. TV cameras don’t really do justice to the force/trauma these dudes experience on the field. I’d be shocked if he wasn’t concussed.
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Robobot posted:Where? Not HOAs, but there are plenty of neighborhoods in Kansas City that had neighborhood covenants barring "Negroes and non-whites" from purchasing homes, and that language is still in a lot of housing deeds from back before that phrasing was made illegal in 1968, passed down from owner to owner. A Black high school friend bought a house a few years ago and found such a clause while reading the fine print of his deed. You can file paperwork to remove racial language from your home's deed if it's in there, but there's not currently an overarching law to remove it from all deeds. https://www.kcur.org/housing-develo...-property-deeds I grew up in Kansas City's original restrictive covenant neighborhood and my parents still live in the house they bought there in 1988. I wonder if their deed says anything like that?
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Not to keep derailing the thread with that horrific looking football injury but the most recent update is that he's actually expected to be discharged from the hospital and travel back to Miami with the team tonight. So hopefully it merely looked awful
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thiccabod posted:Not to keep derailing the thread with that horrific looking football injury but the most recent update is that he's actually expected to be discharged from the hospital and travel back to Miami with the team tonight. So hopefully it merely looked awful No they are 100% doing that to downplay the concussion he just received from getting back in the game too soon after they downplayed the last severe concussion he received.
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rodbeard posted:No they are 100% doing that to downplay the concussion he just received from getting back in the game too soon after they downplayed the last severe concussion he received. I'd like to think that the Cincinnati hospital would err on the side of caution to avoid being dragged into what is already a highly scrutinized situation but you may well be right
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I've got no horse in this race but he passed concussion protocol and apparently had an ankle injury along with back injury. That could easily cause him to stumble. His head did hit on the play but it wasn't awful. And tonight, the CIN hospital released him. They are not affiliated with the NFL or the Dolphins so they have nothing to lie about. Their only concern is the patients health. It's very possible that last Sundays injury is exactly what the team says it was. But man are there a lot of armchair neurologists showing up.
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players who could not afford the bills if they stop playing never ever pressure medical staff to violate protocol ever lol
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