Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

That Little Demon posted:

Agent Nelson: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding gaming ecosystem but you Sony fans do not. You buy a system and you keep buying open world games until every single game is brown and the only way you can survive is to keep making Sackboy games. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Sony fans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and Xbox Series X + Game Pass Ultimate is the cure.

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games?
MORPHEUS: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you get a PS5, you won’t have to.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Whoa… I played Sifu

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

That Little Demon posted:

Agent Nelson: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding gaming ecosystem but you Sony fans do not. You buy a system and you keep buying open world games until every single game is brown and the only way you can survive is to keep making Sackboy games. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Sony fans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and Xbox Series X + Game Pass Ultimate is the cure.

scary ghost dog posted:

theres way too much information to decode the psn store. you get used to it, though. i dont even see the listings. all i see is ps4 game, indie game, microtransaction…. you want a drink?

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

That Little Demon posted:

Agent Nelson: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding gaming ecosystem but you Sony fans do not. You buy a system and you keep buying open world games until every single game is brown and the only way you can survive is to keep making Sackboy games. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Sony fans beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and Xbox Series X + Game Pass Ultimate is the cure.

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

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