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Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Just found this while whacking the random waffle button.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 15:51

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:38

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

whypick1 posted:

I feel like this tiger is judging me and I don't like it

# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:10

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Just found this while whacking the random waffle button.

Good lord, is that supposed to be from Hey Hey It's Saturday? I guess the likeness is pretty good.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Dixville posted:

I feel like this tiger is judging me and I don't like it

It's a cat, of course it is.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:48

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Just found this while whacking the random waffle button.

These euphemisms for masturbation are starting to get out of hand.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:27

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

minato posted:

Good lord, is that supposed to be from Hey Hey It's Saturday? I guess the likeness is pretty good.

I guess it could be a different giant duck named Hey Hey but that seems unlikely

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:48

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

whypick1 posted:

I kinda like this as a :effort:

expression

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:51

Organza Quiz: Nov 7, 2009

Opopanax posted:

I guess it could be a different giant duck named Hey Hey but that seems unlikely

Excuse me, the duck is called Clucka Duck.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:21

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

whypick1 posted:

And facepalmed when I saw this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CR3JV4JsvqA/?hl=en

That's a classic mistake and I love it

# ? Sep 29, 2022 14:45

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

I refuse to sink anchor tats are everywhere all the time

I have multiple family members who have them

# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:40

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TIL 6-string Les Paul ukuleles exist^* and The Killers recorded one of their biggest songs on one.

^{*This is half true actually: https://www.epiphone.com/en-US/Ukulele/EPISPA84/Heritage-Cherry-Sunburst}

# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:23

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Propaganda Hour posted:

I never, I never. I
never, I never

# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:35

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

I kinda like this as a expression

Is that supposed to be the Nike Swoosh? Because if so :chloe:

If the 3 lines are meant to be the Monster logo then that is appropriately abstract.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:49

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Takes No Damage posted:

Is that supposed to be the Nike Swoosh? Because if so If the 3 lines are meant to be the Monster logo then that is appropriately abstract.

...Is that what that is? Jesus, I thought that was a 9/11 tattoo with the Nike slogan. :doh:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:05

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

it�s just not the same without daughter country star wars somewhere on the lower back

# ? Sep 29, 2022 20:41

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Takes No Damage posted:

Is that supposed to be the Nike Swoosh? Because if so If the 3 lines are meant to be the Monster logo then that is appropriately abstract.

I assumed it was die marke mit den drei streifen, adidas

# ? Sep 29, 2022 20:58

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

History Comes Inside! posted:

I refuse to sink anchor tats are everywhere all the time

I have multiple family members who have them

I mean, just don�t get on a boat with any of them, I guess.

Propaganda Hour posted:

I have to think this has to be on someone British.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 01:16

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I mean, just don�t get on a boat with any of them, I guess.

I have to think this has to be on someone British.

You�d have to be inbred royal British levels of hosed up to both like the killers and then like them enough to get a giant tattoo of their terrible lyrics

# ? Sep 30, 2022 01:23

maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Organza Quiz posted:

Excuse me, the duck is called Clucka Duck.

its Plucka Duck

# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:09

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Large Testicles posted:

You�d have to be inbred royal British levels of hosed up to both like the killers and then like them enough to get a giant tattoo of their terrible lyrics

https://www.officialcharts.com/char...top-100__32800/

We can�t get enough of it

https://twitter.com/chartbrightside/status/1573355352271294464

Edit: Mr Brightside was playing in the bar at the exact time I met my now-wife ~13 years ago. I only remember this so vividly because even at the time I thought �Jesus Christ this song is still everywhere all the time� and now it�s 2022 and people just won�t stop listening to this goddamn song

History Comes Inside! has a new favorite as of 08:31 on Sep 30, 2022

# ? Sep 30, 2022 08:25

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

History Comes Inside! posted:

https://www.officialcharts.com/char...top-100__32800/

We can’t get enough of it

https://twitter.com/chartbrightside/status/1573355352271294464

Edit: Mr Brightside was playing in the bar at the exact time I met my now-wife ~13 years ago. I only remember this so vividly because even at the time I thought “Jesus Christ this song is still everywhere all the time” and now it’s 2022 and people just won’t stop listening to this goddamn song

I've come to the conclusion that the English are deeply hosed up.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 15:25

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

They should have played Mr Brightside on loop as they lowered the queen into the ground.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 15:52

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

whypick1 posted:

Just doo it, surely...

# ? Sep 30, 2022 15:58

Organza Quiz: Nov 7, 2009

maxe posted:

its Plucka Duck

gently caress you're right, I knew that didn't sound quite right but chose to rely on ancient childhood memory rather than check.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 16:58

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

History Comes Inside! posted:

https://www.officialcharts.com/char...top-100__32800/

We can�t get enough of it

https://twitter.com/chartbrightside/status/1573355352271294464

Edit: Mr Brightside was playing in the bar at the exact time I met my now-wife ~13 years ago. I only remember this so vividly because even at the time I thought �Jesus Christ this song is still everywhere all the time� and now it�s 2022 and people just won�t stop listening to this goddamn song

Your country is a blight on music, sorry.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:49

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Large Testicles posted:

Your country is a blight on music, sorry.

We didn�t start it

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:52

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Yeah, I was gonna ask why they're so popular in the UK if they're American? :shrug:

Then again, we apparently can't get enough of Coldplay over here (..ugh), so...

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:55

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I've come to the conclusion that the English are deeply hosed up.

I'm in the US and that song came on like an hour after this post. I hear it regularly on two different stations. I hate it so much.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:01

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

History Comes Inside! posted:

We didn�t start it

Damnit I should have known. Good things happen in Vegas but nothing good leaves Vegas.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:03

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Large Testicles posted:

Damnit I should have known. Good things happen in Vegas but nothing good leaves Vegas.

What about Nicholas Cage?

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:04

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

If it helps it�s dropped 3 places in the chart since last week

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:06

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

whypick1 posted:

What about Nicholas Cage?

You haven't actually seen that movie have you?

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It was a while ago, but yes. It was an uplifting movie about a guy who drinks plenty of fluids and the nice lady with no sordid history who helps him get over his writer's block and they live happily ever after, right?

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:22

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Wife and I are seeing the killers on Monday. We�re helping contribute.

To actually contribute, look at this tattoo from a nearby great artist. It�s been done on the world�s most punchable person.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjI-U5Wuu4v/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

# ? Sep 30, 2022 23:17

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Read After Burning posted:

Yeah, I was gonna ask why they're so popular in the UK if they're American? Then again, we apparently can't get enough of Coldplay over here (..ugh), so...

Killers are the US Oasis don't @ me.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 23:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Takes No Damage posted:

Killers are the US Oasis don't @ me.

I'm OK with this comparison because it indirectly insults Oasis by comparing them to someone who is not The Beatles.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 23:38

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Musically speaking you're not wrong, but self-important Mormons are less hilariously dramatic than the Gallaghers.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 23:40

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

IUG posted:

Wife and I are seeing the killers on Monday. We�re helping contribute.

You monster, even the British don't deserve 300 odd weeks of it being on their top 100 songs. Let The Killers go free.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 00:14

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:38

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Did the lead singer of the Killers get accused of being a weirdo sex pest?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 00:31

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