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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I remember having goatse as my mp3 player background (:okboomer:), because it's a dear old friend and handing it to a friend without thinking about it. First time goatse is not the same as 1000th time goatse.

Also, Kirk Johnson, the goatse guy, is dead unfortunately. I remember seeing his other pictures and videos though. The dude was living his best life.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



*seeing myself in a mirror that's not the one in my own bathroom* Oh I didn't recognize you without the cum all over your face :heysexy:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Kirk Johnson yet lives



Also I can’t look into a mirror without it shattering. Thankfully, every mirror in my house is too low to see my face in. Saves a ton of money.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

BonHair posted:

Also, Kirk Johnson, the goatse guy, is dead unfortunately. I remember seeing his other pictures and videos though. The dude was living his best life.

That's far from confirmed

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pandaal posted:

The “nasty shock” of it was that it would be sent by surprise, or in a situation where the people were expecting something else. It’s not homophobia to be surprised by graphic pornography of any kind as much as it’s not sexist to be offended by an unsolicited dick pic.

Is lemon party the one with old dudes sucking and loving in spiderman costumes? I always thought the shock was the silly costumes but I may be thinking of a different elderly orgy picture.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bike tory posted:

That's far from confirmed

Tell me more! Are we ready for another "doxx the goatse guy" thread? No

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

bike tory posted:

That's far from confirmed

You might say it's a bit of a stretch.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

SpacePig posted:

Really enjoying how many places I'm seeing this, because:

And the one you posted is doing way better numbers with the stupid headline.

bonus: someone in the replies accusing firth of stealing his own video

https://twitter.com/Bardnet/status/1575614467962212352

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Is lemon party the one with old dudes sucking and loving in spiderman costumes? I always thought the shock was the silly costumes but I may be thinking of a different elderly orgy picture.

You're thinking of another one, in lemonparty they're all butt nekkid

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Kit Walker posted:

It’s lemon party

It certainly is!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Boba Pearl posted:

blue waffle is sexist AND sex negative because STDs while preventable also hapena nd one shouldn't be shamed for it.

And you're the biggest authority on these forums of being sex negative

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






I'm not going to bother coming out, I'm just going to keep posting memes like this on social media and people can either figure it out from that or when they see me walking around in a sundress in 8 months

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Now I'm thinking of that series of images where people keep asking that guy how he took the photo, but with goatce.






Lmfao how have i never seen this before

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

flavor.flv posted:



I'm not going to bother coming out, I'm just going to keep posting memes like this on social media and people can either figure it out from that or when they see me walking around in a sundress in 8 months
do you have the one that's a tweet like "drat, people from 🏳️‍⚧️ sure do know a lot about Fallout: New Vegas"

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

repiv posted:

bonus: someone in the replies accusing firth of stealing his own video

https://twitter.com/Bardnet/status/1575614467962212352

This guy's display name is from that series of airport announcements that constantly pops into my head. "My colleague just farted and left the room, the bastard." I always welcome the memory. :)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The movies?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

why is it called the lemon party?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


The good times

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


It was just the domain name. Why is it called goatse? Why is anything called anything? The important thing is

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

ChubbyChecker posted:

why is it called the lemon party?

Because we're all bitter at being left out of the fun 😔

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

It annoys me that this one isn't "Begun, the Clone Wars have, Jerry"

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





ChubbyChecker posted:

why is it called the lemon party?

Because it's not a Lemon party without old Dick.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Sadly lemon party only displays briefly on the original domain before redirecting to wankfromhome.com

The music is gone too. I wonder if they got a DMCA takedown notice.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Foxfire_ posted:

It annoys me that this one isn't "Begun, the Clone Wars have, Jerry"

:hmmyes:

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Leon Sumbitches posted:

Because it's not a Lemon party without old Dick.

goddamn, hearing that line for the first time made me cackle so hard. I wonder how long the writers room high fived over getting that past S&P

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


:haw: :lovebird:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

nvrgrls posted:

It was just the domain name. Why is it called goatse? Why is anything called anything? The important thing is



goatse's name came from the url which was goat.cx, as in goat sex


Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Sadly lemon party only displays briefly on the original domain before redirecting to wankfromhome.com

The music is gone too. I wonder if they got a DMCA takedown notice.

what kind of music did it have

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ChubbyChecker posted:

goatse's name came from the url which was goat.cx, as in goat sex
It was "goatse.cx" but yes

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Not that that answers the question which was "why"

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Guy Opens rear end To Show Everyone (.cx)

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

FFT posted:

It was "goatse.cx" but yes

ah, a drat typo


Data Graham posted:

Not that that answers the question which was "why"

because god is great

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lemon is an old euphemism for things sour instead of sweet, as in things going sour for being too old.

As to why stop asking such stupid loving questions

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

*taps thread title* 😏

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Meatspin’s original name was worse iirc

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

I thought it stood for "greatest of all time sex"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The throatse goatse

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!
It's called lemon party because toothless geezers' lips pucker like they're sucking lemons.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
People who are high in conscientiousness do not like to have their views challenged.

I have yet to be shown an argument as to why those high in conscientiousness shouldn't be carted off into a volcano.

At some point we need to have this darwinian counterargument depleted.

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