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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

ChubbyChecker posted:

insert deer
twist antelope
pull bear hogs

bop it!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Imagined posted:

Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.



Haha you fucks have nothing on me

Gonna stink this motherfucker right up

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



I'm the state of emergency asian

Very excited for the release of Big Trouble In Little Florida

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Come @ me with some ca or pva til then btfo

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

muscles like this! posted:

I have no idea why these Christmas ornaments have buttholes.


Maybe they're Catalan ornaments?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



why would you need a knife to dress a rabbit

i'm sure there are clothes they can fit into without them needing to be cut

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

You absolutely do not have to pull the guts put through the butthole to keep the contents off the meat. You don't even have to remove the guts at all to do a thorough job at field dressing an animal.

I have never seen the butthole technique done outside America.

We also call shooting an animal through the butthole a "Texas heartshot" so maybe you're just weird over there

drk
Jan 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/ShawnHils/status/1575528214633537537

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Imagined posted:

Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.



Once it's installed, remember to remove the thumb screw cap and install the party noisemaker

:toot:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczLRqHugiE

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


carrionman posted:

I have never seen the butthole technique done outside America.

We also call shooting an animal through the butthole a "Texas heartshot" so maybe you're just weird over there

I'm interested in knowing more about what you as a carrionman have to say about dead buttholes

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Yes sir

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/WoC3Zyg.mp4

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/deoncole/status/1574126193607004160?s=20&t=j8RClmTQ0fxOj7JBT2flfw

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

I don't think it's super funny but it IS super catchy. Plus banana bread tastes awesome. Only thing wrong with this recipe is the chocolate chips.

fake edit:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This guy rules
https://i.imgur.com/jPrfWIM.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That "cheetah" is clearly a pangolin

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1575687218391175168

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

trapped mouse posted:

I don't think it's super funny but it IS super catchy. Plus banana bread tastes awesome. Only thing wrong with this recipe is the chocolate chips.

For real, people gotta stop loving up their banana bread with chocolate. If you really want to try and improve basic banana bread, add raisins and some cinnamon.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



PittTheElder posted:

For real, people gotta stop loving up their banana bread with chocolate. If you really want to try and improve basic banana bread, add raisins and some cinnamon.

We found the person who is happy when the chocolate chip cookie turns out to be oatmeal raisin

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

PittTheElder posted:

For real, people gotta stop loving up their banana bread with chocolate. If you really want to try and improve basic banana bread, add raisins and some cinnamon.

Replace chocolate with raisins. Just out of curiosity, do you get punched a lot?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Oh hey gram gram didn't know you had an account

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



lol all these dudes that have never had actually good oatmeal raisin cookies

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

PittTheElder posted:

For real, people gotta stop loving up their banana bread with chocolate. If you really want to try and improve basic banana bread, add raisins and some cinnamon.

Walnuts are the superior banana bread additive.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They're right. Use dark chocolate chips. That infantile rear end milk chocolate poo poo is weak.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

PittTheElder posted:

For real, people gotta stop loving up their banana bread with chocolate. If you really want to try and improve basic banana bread, add raisins and some cinnamon.

add some walnuts or pecans too and you got some preemo banana bread

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Walnuts are the superior banana bread additive.

Broke: add walnut
Woke: add walrus

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Grendels Dad posted:

Broke: add walnut
Woke: add walrus



In fact: In Florida, they could have Banantee Bread

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Oatmeal cookies should always be dyed a bright color so you don’t get your hopes dashed.

Like a poisonous frog

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Let's say someone wanted to make a crazy sandwich at Fat Sal's, where would that be?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Bespoke: macadamia nuts

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Whole coconuts are the best.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The oatmeal isn’t the disappointing part of oatmeal raisin cookies

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Data Graham posted:

The oatmeal isn’t the disappointing part of oatmeal raisin cookies

Nothing about oatmeal raisin cookies is disappointing. They're delicious!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Walnuts are the superior banana bread additive.

Bingo

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Kheldarn posted:

Nothing about oatmeal raisin cookies is disappointing. They're delicious!

:hmmyes:

Store bought bullshit doesn’t count.

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