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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lamech posted:

someone went to town on 'em:



Nice that it has a built-in stop so it won't go in farther than you want

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Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
What the gently caress is it for?!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress is it for?!

I believe you shove it up the arse of the dead deer and use it to pull the innards out. That's why it has the barbs at the end.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress is it for?!

Search your heart

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




OwlFancier posted:

I believe you shove it up the arse of the dead deer and use it to pull the innards out. That's why it has the barbs at the end.

"The Hunter's Specialty"

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress is it for?!

Field dressing a deer etc.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Field dressing a deer etc.

Is the dress sold separately?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Capt.Whorebags posted:

How many feral hogs in my backyard is that good for?
At least two

Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress is it for?!
Look up what's involved in field dressing game animals next time you're bored

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress is it for?!

When you kill an animal most of the bad stuff you don’t want mixing with the meat you’ll eventually eat is in the stomach and intestines, so it’s important to get that out as soon as possible. If in the process of removing those parts you accidentally puncture something you might end up leaking poop and bacteria on the good bits. Instead of trying to cut the intestines out with a knife this device let’s you do it more cleanly. It’s inserted into the b-hole, twisted so the barbs grab, and pulled out. You can then cut the end of the intestines and tie them off outside the body cavity where any leakage won’t contaminate the meat.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

I believe you shove it up the arse of the dead deer and use it to pull the innards out. That's why it has the barbs at the end.

gotta make sure theres no junk in the arse before you gently caress it

the barbs also pull out any other hunters sperm, just like a cats penis

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Imagined posted:

Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.



tbf, he was an avid chess player

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SuddenCactus posted:

gotta make sure theres no junk in the arse before you gently caress it

the barbs also pull out any other hunters sperm, just like a cats penis

One of the grossest posts I've ever read, congrats

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Imagined posted:

Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.



"Promise me, boy. When I die, tell 'em they inserted it after my death."

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
do those come with a fox tail attached to the end?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lamech posted:

do those come with a fox tail attached to the end?

it's your fuWuneral

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Whooping Crabs posted:

One of the grossest posts I've ever read, congrats

:tipshat:

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Lamech posted:

someone went to town on 'em:



The hard part is getting them to stand still long enough for me to use it.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

ChubbyChecker posted:

insert deer
twist antelope
pull bear hogs

let's not play insert, twist, pull

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: it's your fuWuneral

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Scratch Monkey posted:

When you kill an animal most of the bad stuff you don’t want mixing with the meat you’ll eventually eat is in the stomach and intestines, so it’s important to get that out as soon as possible. If in the process of removing those parts you accidentally puncture something you might end up leaking poop and bacteria on the good bits. Instead of trying to cut the intestines out with a knife this device let’s you do it more cleanly. It’s inserted into the b-hole, twisted so the barbs grab, and pulled out. You can then cut the end of the intestines and tie them off outside the body cavity where any leakage won’t contaminate the meat.

:gonk:

Man I gotta toughen up if I want to learn to hunt I guess.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

So that's how Arthur Morgan can rip off the skin in one go, huh

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


You absolutely do not have to pull the guts put through the butthole to keep the contents off the meat. You don't even have to remove the guts at all to do a thorough job at field dressing an animal.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

ChubbyChecker posted:

tbf, he was an avid chess player

you mean... a suspiciously good chess player?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bored As gently caress posted:

:gonk:

Man I gotta toughen up if I want to learn to hunt I guess.

There's also the part a little earlier where you have to kill the animal.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


There are two rules to field dressing

1. Preserve the meat
2. Have fun ^_^

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

projecthalaxy posted:

There are two rules to field dressing

1. Preserve the meat
2. Have fun ^_^

When does the Ranch dressing come into play?

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Helios Grime posted:

When does the Ranch dressing come into play?

It's step 2.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
if it's ranch it's technically not hunting

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wanna clean it up? Hand out chocolate bars and graham crackers.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bored As gently caress posted:

:gonk:

Man I gotta toughen up if I want to learn to hunt I guess.

Just do it like a normal person and buy it from the supermarket

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Wanna clean it up? Hand out chocolate bars and graham crackers.

You're fuckin' sick

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

mobby_6kl posted:

Just do it like a normal person and buy it from the supermarket

my supermarket does in fact sell intestines, so you're good to go

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

I saw a dude do this but with breaking the neck of a chicken. It was…impressive

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


I'm the state of emergency asian

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast posted:


I'm the state of emergency asian

Can you tell me my current state

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

freeedr posted:

Can you tell me my current state

probated

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 20:24 on Sep 30, 2022

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Nuts and Gum posted:

I saw a dude do this but with breaking the neck of a chicken. It was…impressive

Dressing a rabbit without a knife but with breaking the neck of a chicken sounds like a buddhist riddle

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



HenryJLittlefinger posted:

You absolutely do not have to pull the guts put through the butthole to keep the contents off the meat.

Yeah but its a lot more fun that way

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