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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:All I remember about Avatar is how they used Papyrus for the subtitles. Can't remember the plot or the character names or anything but they did that loving thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
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"story" is like the least interesting thing in any given movie. stories are to tell babies at bedtime. i watch movies to see cool stuff happen.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Did you establish who would be the Keanu? still just Keanu IMO actually let Alex Winter do this one
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:this is why Shoot Em Up is the best action movie of all time I thought Free Fire was a cool movie for this reason. It's basically 90 straight minutes of a dozen or so people shooting at each other in a large warehouse with about 15 minutes of opening exposition framing it. It also stars known cannibal Arnie Hammer as some jerk everyone hates, just like real life. (Shoot Em Up is the better film, to be clear. I thought Free Fire was interesting but fairly flawed)
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The Cut of Your Jib posted:He says Lucas called him but he would only direct if he could write the script too. among star trek: discovery’s many sins is casting cronenberg in a semi-recurring role and then not really doing much with him 
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The Cut of Your Jib posted:He says Lucas called him but he would only direct if he could write the script too. lol how many people did Lucas ask to direct Empire
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I definitely remember a good chunk of the audience laughing during the Watchmen sex scene. Having read the comic I knew what to expect but it was still incredibly awkward up on screen.
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Laterite posted:I definitely remember a good chunk of the audience laughing during the Watchmen sex scene. Having read the comic I knew what to expect but it was still incredibly awkward up on screen. the leonard cohen cover song or w/e was one of the bad needle drops of the movie. all along the watchtower cover song also bad
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Sep 30, 2022 23:58
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should have been straight bob dylan greatest hits
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Can they break new ground by having four-breasted mutants/aliens?? Akshully there was a woman with SIX breasts working at Java’s palace as a dancer (the fat one). Lucas was ahead of the curve in boob technology.
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i see we're doing the movie version of the bit from calvino where they've got the machine that reduces every book to the ten words most used + ten words used only once
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Oct 1, 2022 00:13
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loquacius posted:There are plenty of other spectacle-type scenes that don't move the narrative forward and they have not been completely excised from cinema you do know you can look at infinite amounts of titties online right. you can jerk off that instead
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Tankbuster posted:>historical accuracy I listened to the Braveheart commentary with Mel Gibson ages ago and he said that the main liberty they took was that Isabella would have been three years old during the time the story takes place
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Also the Last Samurai has really good male bonding and is very pretty to look at.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:"story" is like the least interesting thing in any given movie. stories are to tell babies at bedtime. i watch movies to see cool stuff happen.  visual spectacle is a key ingredient of movies. show me something. babypolis posted:you do know you can look at infinite amounts of titties online right. you can jerk off that instead worldstar isn't a replacement for Rocky III
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I mean the obvious response is "you can just open Spotify to hear music, you can just play Street Fighter if you want fistfights, and you can just read a book if you want narrative" but I actually do think the increased ease and convenience of titty-viewing of the modern era has at least a little to do with why there aren't sex scenes in movies anymore yeah
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I think the reason is because tittyballs make a movie rated R and then it can't gross a billion dollars
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its because horror movies are now about a single mother with a young kid in a suburban home being sort of attacked by a metaphor for postpartum depression, while in the past they were about 5-15 teenagers played by 30 year olds being killed mid coitus by a really tall guy
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indigi posted:I think the reason is because tittyballs make a movie rated R and then it can't gross a billion dollars yeah and i think international audiences outside europe are more conservative on titties
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i say swears online posted:yeah and i think international audiences outside europe are more conservative on titties I don't think that's true for Japan or Korea
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Farm Frenzy posted:its because horror movies are now about a single mother with a young kid in a suburban home being sort of attacked by a metaphor for postpartum depression, while in the past they were about 5-15 teenagers played by 30 year olds being killed mid coitus by a really tall guy this made me laugh really hard
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mastershakeman posted:I don't think that's true for Japan or Korea Or South America
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mastershakeman posted:I don't think that's true for Japan or Korea are those markets significant for box office though? I could be wrong but I think internationally they're mainly trying to appeal to China/SEA and India, and to a lesser extent Latin America, which as a bloc probably dwarf Japan and Korea
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Oct 1, 2022 02:36
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indigi posted:I think the reason is because tittyballs make a movie rated R and then it can't gross a billion dollars deadpool has ryan gosling getting pegged and loving it and only made 783 million at the box office
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Oct 1, 2022 02:45
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Antonymous posted:deadpool has ryan gosling getting pegged and loving it and only made 783 million at the box office i think it was reynolds. if it was gosling i'd definitely remember it
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Oct 1, 2022 02:48
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sorry that's right. detective pikachu edit: I found the scene and he actually did not love it. memory isn't what it used to be
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Oct 1, 2022 02:48
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It's R rated so why not have 3 minutes of some of the horniest footage I've ever seen in a movie. I went and saw it with my dad and he can't really handle that or men kissing on film
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Antonymous posted:edit: I found the scene and he actually did not love it. memory isn't what it used to be lmfao
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Antonymous posted:deadpool has ryan gosling getting pegged and loving it and only made 783 million at the box office barely 3/4 of the way there
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Antonymous when he has to sit through 3 minutes of cinema that are not strictly necessary to the film's narrative: dramatic_guy_on_beach_meme.jpg
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oh, poo poo, there's a joke in there about how he considers three minutes of sex too long IRL too but I can't stick the landing on it without making it feel too mean
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Antonymous posted:lay it on me its over already, didnt you notice
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freddie gibbs' new album is good
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StashAugustine posted:its over already, didnt you notice lmao
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https://twitter.com/t3rr0rgheist_/status/1575965446456500224?t=1tuuQxFl-FUFYBUhfbAjGQ&s=19
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Me, fast-forwarding through the parade scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off: What a waste of time, if I wanted to see this I'd simply go to a German cultural celebration myself and climb onto their largest float while playing The Beatles on my phone speaker. I simply must know the next step in Ed Rooney's investigative process and I must know it now!
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https://www.amazon.com/Ducks-Two-Years-Oil-Sands/dp/1770462899/ wow kate beaton's book finally came out
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