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18 billion calories per gram? No wonder I'm so fat.
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Oct 1, 2022 05:31
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Are they giving nuclear reactor stomach implants now? I'm never going to make the first round of applications by now.
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Oct 1, 2022 05:37
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18 billion calories, divided by 2000 calories per day, is 9 million days worth of calories. There are currently 528 goons in GBS, meaning that's a mere 17,045 and change days of calories per goon, or 46.7 years. That's probably a little old for the average goon, but not by much. What I'm trying to say is the entirety of everyone browsing GBS probably hasn't yet collectively eaten a gram of uranium's worth of food in their lifetime, but it's close. How long would it take the forums to eat 15 kilograms of U235? If one wanted a literally nuclear fart. BigHead fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Oct 1, 2022 |
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Oct 1, 2022 06:07
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By popular demand posted:Are they giving nuclear reactor stomach implants now? I'm never going to make the first round of applications by now. Did you know, as of 2007 there were still nuclear-powered pacemakers in use? But they stopped making them thanks to uncool safety dorks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator https://www.medicaldesignandoutsourcing.com/medtech-memoirs-the-plutonium-powered-pacemaker/ Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Oct 1, 2022 |
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Oct 1, 2022 06:53
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Pretty sure it’s one of those “set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life” aphorisms
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Oct 1, 2022 06:58
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Is this a reverse angle of a fuckling we saw a couple of weeks back..? Truck come out of no-where sending pedestrian onlookers scrambling and ends up jack-knifed on the right of frame...?
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Zero VGS posted:Did you know, as of 2007 there were still nuclear-powered pacemakers in use? But they stopped making them thanks to uncool safety dorks:
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Oct 1, 2022 07:18
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Just a leap away from getting their neck snapped, gently caress that.
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Oct 1, 2022 07:50
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sigher posted:Just a pet away from getting the most awesome cat, gently caress yeah
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Oct 1, 2022 08:02
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Wanna stop that jogger next time he goes past and say "I've got a cool video to show you".
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Oct 1, 2022 09:43
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I assume that jogger was too much to eat and it's waiting for a child or a dieter or something.
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Oct 1, 2022 09:49
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The Lone Badger posted:I assume that jogger was too much to eat and it's waiting for a child or a dieter or something. Dieter is an offensive term. We call them "Germans" now.
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Oct 1, 2022 09:56
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https://twitter.com/investorzhim/status/1576045875213742080?s=20&t=nVdyqzxmtsp6E-lbMnNaTQ Me, too high, needing a poo poo, trying to get to the bathroom. ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Oct 1, 2022 |
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Oct 1, 2022 11:20
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ReelBigLizard posted:https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/1576045399697084416 Edit: just saw your redux has more video... doesn't look like it is.... 
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Oct 1, 2022 11:23
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You can't fool me that's just Anthony Daniels
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Oct 1, 2022 11:42
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One more year of R&D and they'll have a proper CBT bot ready for the masses
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Oct 1, 2022 12:05
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Someone needs to tell Musk that just because the machine is smarter than him, it doesn't mean it has any actual intelligence.
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Propaganda Hour posted:One more year of R&D and they'll have a proper CBT bot ready for the masses 
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Oct 1, 2022 12:51
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This doesn't strike me as the best way to fix this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6m-FdoheQ
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OOOOMM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM NOM NOM!!!!! NOMNOMNOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!! OOOOOOOMNOMNOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!! I don't need audio to hear the voiceover
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ReelBigLizard posted:https://twitter.com/investorzhim/status/1576045875213742080?s=20&t=nVdyqzxmtsp6E-lbMnNaTQ Science! 
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Oct 1, 2022 17:30
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https://i.imgur.com/4Wr9G5f.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/RyOj1Ib.mp4 Kith fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 1, 2022 |
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Oct 1, 2022 17:55
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:This doesn't strike me as the best way to fix this. I’ve seen brazing used to fix things like this before. Short of casting a new gear it’s probably the only way
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Oct 1, 2022 18:02
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And here I thought I had a strong stream 
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Oct 1, 2022 18:02
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drat what was in that water?!
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Oct 1, 2022 18:12
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I assume that's for dust control?
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Oct 1, 2022 18:49
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This is more impressive than anything in movies like John Wick or The Raid.
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Oct 1, 2022 18:51
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Oct 1, 2022 19:02
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credit to the first guy for literally running him over at 0:10
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Oct 1, 2022 19:10
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https://twitter.com/LOUISAGUIRRE/status/1575908410973122560
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Oct 1, 2022 19:36
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You'd better pad it out with some filling empty calories. Osmium is a good choice.
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Oct 1, 2022 21:13
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Jet fuel can’t melt asbestos! 
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Oct 1, 2022 21:18
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Do I want to lookup 'first responders' and 'asbestosis'? No, I probably don't.
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Oct 1, 2022 21:37
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Holy poo poo.
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Oct 1, 2022 22:01
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