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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sad Panda posted:

There's a UK Finance thread for more advice but yes. Investing in stocks and shares ISAs and buying the market with the lowest fees possible is a good place to put money if you have it. It's a long term investment that will definitely fluctuate (mine has gone down by a few % this year) so best to invest and forget about it until retirement.

I confess I have an instinctive reaction to anything with the word finance in it or anybody who expresses an interest in finance, roughly comparable to the reaction I would have towards a seeing a 20 foot tall spider, which does sort of limit the level of engagement I have had with the subject.

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Diet Crack posted:

the ISA is only as good as the allowance goes though, if you suddenly make a mil on the markets it doesn't really matter. Personally I'd rather not have my monies in any locked in contracts with banks at the moment because *spoiler* they're going to trade it away and then tell you that you can't have it back or limit you to £50 withdrawals a month or something stupid because Banks are a cancer.

Cancer is progressive. Cancer means growth. Cancer tends to win out in the end.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

OwlFancier posted:

I confess I have an instinctive reaction to anything with the word finance in it or anybody who expresses an interest in finance, roughly comparable to the reaction I would have towards a seeing a 20 foot tall spider, which does sort of limit the level of engagement I have had with the subject.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887120 good place to start. OP has a flowchart from Reddit which goes through the order you should consider your finances. If you're down to the ISAs bit then you basically want to open an account eg at Vanguard and buy something with the lowest fees that covers as much of the market as possible because people who claim to understand the market and charge large fees for it are full of it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I will have a look, cheers, probably should at least try and see if there is anything that might be worthwhile.

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum

Diet Crack posted:

the ISA is only as good as the allowance goes though, if you suddenly make a mil on the markets it doesn't really matter. Personally I'd rather not have my monies in any locked in contracts with banks at the moment because *spoiler* they're going to trade it away and then tell you that you can't have it back or limit you to £50 withdrawals a month or something stupid because Banks are a cancer.

That really depends on if you made a mil and then want to put it into an ISA or if you put money into an ISA and it then makes a million - the gains in the ISA aren't taxed. If you put £20k into an ISA in a tax year and just leave it for a few decades (about 40 years, historically) to become a million you're still not getting taxed on that million when you withdraw it.

I get that banks are lovely but if things get so lovely as you're describing then society as already collapsed to the point where it doesn't matter if you have the money or not. And with the funds that are commonly invested in, this is spread pretty much across the whole global economy, so we're talking global collapse here.

Basically, if the versions of the future are:
1) Capitalism continues are currently
2) Socialism comes and all the wealth gets redistributed to the point where we're all wealthy anyway
3) Barbarism

Then investing is a hedge that 1) happens, where 2) is the preferred option for me, but I'm not going to become a hermit and rely on 3) happening to justify it.

Also, I use £20k in the above example, which is clearly a ton in a single year, but £100 a month starting at 20 would on average get to £1m after 45 years by the time you hit 65 (non-inflation adjusted but assume that £100 goes up vaguely with inflation as well). That might still be a lot of money to save monthly for a lot of people, so really my take away there is that it's actually a fairly small amount of income redistribution required to make the population at large pretty secure, which makes it even more abhorrent that it isn't being done.

edit: to add to that £100 a month figure - that's also likely partially coming from an employer contribution to a pension fund, as really the investment strategy is the same there, so in terms of a standard 5%/4% employee/employer contribution with HMRC tax contribution, someone on around £14k a year would be saving £100 a month on the legal minimum pension contribution. Now, could they? Maybe not, cost of living is a factor and employers will try to get around all this, especially in a gig economy, but we're not talking monthly amounts that only someone on £50k could be making.

Hobo fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Oct 1, 2022

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
Trying to sustain myself but there is very little hope that things will get any bettee

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

https://twitter.com/rantingauthor/status/1576231766313951235?t=ElLnvo0tSY7nOgotBtU1RQ&s=19

Not the best day for my smart meter to get an error.

(Not 100% sure it's an error either)

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1575768692771667969

I have some some cuts in mind that could be made.

Fucks sake man.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Wait, I think that's a minus above the £ sign.

Combined use is £3549
Gas is £1.19
Electric is £3551

3551 - 1.19 = 3549.81 and the meter doesn't round up so yeah.

It's a minus but what the gently caress is going on.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1575768692771667969

I have some some cuts in mind that could be made.

Fucks sake man.

Historically governments not realising that social spending was revolution insurance hasn't gone well.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Hobo posted:

Amazing. I wish I couldn't relate to this as much as I currently do.

I'm happy that for once I have no idea what that dorky thing is about.

Although, it does look kindof interesting, uh.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/eiecampaign/status/1576166815440711681

Initially thought they had set the RMT flag on fire.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Private Speech posted:

I'm happy that for once I have no idea what that dorky thing is about.

Although, it does look kindof interesting, uh.

Its like depression mallets mallet but between the devil and the personification of dreams who cannot handle the thought of the uk

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Diet Crack posted:

the ISA is only as good as the allowance goes though, if you suddenly make a mil on the markets it doesn't really matter. Personally I'd rather not have my monies in any locked in contracts with banks at the moment because *spoiler* they're going to trade it away and then tell you that you can't have it back or limit you to £50 withdrawals a month or something stupid because Banks are a cancer.

Would hold off doing anything with the markets this week, good indicators Credit Suisse is going to be declared insolvent; it could be 2008 all over again. Truss might have found her scape goat.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
TW for doomerism venting
I'm lost for words at how loving evil these people are. Literally taking money away from schools so the rich can have a little bit more. I mean, I know it's been this way forever but there's something about the comfort they seem to have at doing it all out in the open.
It feels like anger and despair are all I have left, sometimes, and that really sucks. I was such a happy kid. Is it any surprise that there is such a mental health crisis in the world when we are living in such diseased, hateful, gas-lighting, greed-driven societies? Here though just have a 30 minute mindfulness course instead of being treated like you aren't property to be drained and moved around on a board

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Deketh posted:

TW for doomerism venting
I'm lost for words at how loving evil these people are. Literally taking money away from schools so the rich can have a little bit more. I mean, I know it's been this way forever but there's something about the comfort they seem to have at doing it all out in the open.
It feels like anger and despair are all I have left, sometimes, and that really sucks. I was such a happy kid. Is it any surprise that there is such a mental health crisis in the world when we are living in such diseased, hateful, gas-lighting, greed-driven societies? Here though just have a 30 minute mindfulness course instead of being treated like you aren't property to be drained and moved around on a board


I do want to point out that the reason for the cut is the governments cut in national insurance. Since schools need to pay it like any other employer, their budget was raised by the amount needed to pay the NI raise, so schools would not be worst-off due to the changes. Now that NI is being cut, the funding to pay the NI increase is being cut aswell, so there's no net benefit or loss.. It's not yet "we're cutting kids teachers to pay off the 1%"

That comes next month.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It does feel oftentimes like I am just hanging on for the slim chance I might get to watch the romanovs get executed.

Not even really a hope for afterwards, not least because it will probably be a long time from now and I will be almost dead, but maybe I'll get a brief moment of satisfaction for the wrongs done to everybody.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

OwlFancier posted:

Is there a point doing investment isas if you're not loaded? I assumed you just wouldn't get anything out of it.

At the end of last year I started an investment ISA as I was tired of getting ~1% back on savings. The goal was to build up enough to cancel out the mortgage in about five years. My understanding is that in the long term (5 years+) the market always trends up, and if it hasn't that means either:
a) World War III happened, and money no longer matters
b) The communist uprising finally arrived

Anyway the current result of my investment acumen is:


...which is why I don't gamble.

That drop was -6% prior to this week. If I'd used the same funds for all of 2021 it would have been up around +10%.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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https://twitter.com/EndUKPrivateJet/status/1575966285787463684

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That has to be a loving op, right? I do not at all believe there are people who are anti private jet but pro captain tom and also that bad at protesting.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Bit of a bizarre message that.

Like, I'm all for pouring a bucket of poo poo on Captain Tom, but saying that you're doing it because Private Jets metaphorically pour a bucket of poo poo on Captain Tom whenever they take off? Seems to imply that "everything Captain Tom stood for" should be given the utmost respect... but then why are you pouring poo poo on him?

Very muddled IMO. Also did Captain Tom ever mention anything about private jets? Or ecological concerns in general?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I'd imagine ct's family is quite pro private jet, generally

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

Every time a private jet takes off it takes a poo poo on the principle of exploiting elderly family members in order to grift from a pretend charity?

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

I'm bowled over by the sheer spectacle of it, like the political version of Trump staring directly into the sun.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

xtothez posted:

At the end of last year I started an investment ISA as I was tired of getting ~1% back on savings. The goal was to build up enough to cancel out the mortgage in about five years. My understanding is that in the long term (5 years+) the market always trends up, and if it hasn't that means either:
a) World War III happened, and money no longer matters
b) The communist uprising finally arrived

Anyway the current result of my investment acumen is:


...which is why I don't gamble.

That drop was -6% prior to this week. If I'd used the same funds for all of 2021 it would have been up around +10%.

5 years isn't long term for investment planning, that's 10+ really, and there's not really such a thing as "always", just that history suggests it's *likely* to trend up over a 10 year period. For anyone investing in pensions etc that are more than 10 years away from being taken, the current drops could be very good as you can buy units much more cheaply than you could last year, but you're then back to hoping it recovers in that 10 year window.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Reckon they might actually get booted and replaced with Rishi in fairly short order. There’s got to be a point where even safe seat Tories start prioritising holding on to their constituencies.

https://twitter.com/Mij_Europe/status/1576262701214466048?s=20&t=_4_Zkv0W_BnzSWljwmPKvw

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Pouring poo poo on Captain Tom memorial is very funny, and sure to drive plenty of Rangers da's to the edge of insanity. I don't see how it helps to get the general public on side though.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Sad Panda posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887120 good place to start. OP has a flowchart from Reddit which goes through the order you should consider your finances. If you're down to the ISAs bit then you basically want to open an account eg at Vanguard and buy something with the lowest fees that covers as much of the market as possible because people who claim to understand the market and charge large fees for it are full of it.

This. If you'd like a crash course (see: a few messages) around what you can do within the markets without exposing yourself to too much risk - DM me, I specifically trade the US markets but often have to deal with indices on the LSE. At the moment you'd be looking at inverse index funds to ride the downturn of the markets. Even just investing £200 now can really get the ball rolling.

Just stay the gently caress away from Options is my one true piece of advice for literally anyone.

e: sorry forgot this is still UKMT, didn't mean to derail.

In other news, natgas prices are about to shoot up again

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Oct 1, 2022

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

This is such an insane and counterproductive means of protest that I have no choice but to fully support it.

Edit: https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1576222939070214144?s=19

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 1, 2022

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Please do not interact with faceas in any way. Thank you.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Nonsense posted:

Please do not interact with faceas in any way. Thank you.

You can't tell me what to do

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

OwlFancier posted:

That has to be a loving op, right? I do not at all believe there are people who are anti private jet but pro captain tom and also that bad at protesting.

She was an XR person and encouraged people to get arrested at XR protests so yes 1000%

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

peanut- posted:

Reckon they might actually get booted and replaced with Rishi in fairly short order. There’s got to be a point where even safe seat Tories start prioritising holding on to their constituencies.

https://twitter.com/Mij_Europe/status/1576262701214466048?s=20&t=_4_Zkv0W_BnzSWljwmPKvw

To whom is he useful?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

NotJustANumber99 posted:

To whom is he useful?

Hedge fund managers who want someone to short the pound to the point where David Amess will become the leader of the Conservative Party, because he's so loving stupid that he doesn't understand the consequences of his actions. Hence "useful idiot".

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Just Another Lurker posted:

Sorry, not loaded but i was thinking 14 years down the line as it's doing bugger all in my account atm. :blush:

CAVEAT AM NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISER I ACCEPT NO LIABILITY ETC ETC

If you're thinking longer term, you might want to consider a SIPP (self-invested personal pension plan). You pay in and the govt gives you 25% on top, but even if you don't earn enough to pay tax, you can still pay in £2880 and the govt gives you £720 on top!. Depending on platform, you do NOT have to choose an investment stocks etc, can just leave it as cash. There is an upper limit, for some reason £4k rings a bell - which the govt would give you £1k.

It is a one-off as in you pay in your £2880 in one financial year and get the £720 but that's it. No more on THAT £2880.
And if you withdraw it, you get 75% tax free but the other 25% is taxable - how much tax depends on your other tax position eg if it takes you over the personal allowance or whatever.

So if you put £2880 in and just leave it as cash, the govt gives you £720 so you have £3600. (If you see £3600 bandied about this is INCLUDING the govt 20%).
If you take £1000 out, you get £750 of that tax free and the £250 is taxable (if your income puts you over the personal tax allowance).

You can't access it though til you're 55 (or 57 from 2028 onwards) so it really is long term depending how old you are!

Anyway, that's now. Wouldn't be surprised if Truss et al take an axe to the govt contribution.

(Check it out and if you might be a higher rate tax payer might be different regs, not sure about all that stuff).

To clarify the %s: If you pay in £2880, then 25% of that is £720 which is what the govt gives you. But £720 is only 20% of £3600.

(Also look up 'bed and breakfasting'. Some very naughty people put their money in, get the rebate then take the money out and then funnily enough have enough to pay the same amount back in again the next year... it's illegal I think. Dear GCHG & HMRC I do not do this, I am merely highlighting it as a naughty thing some naughty people do).

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 1, 2022

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Thinking of taking my 6 year old to protest the Tory conference with me tomorrow.

I’ve been on a fair few protests before just by myself and they’ve always been fine, but just wanted to check for extra perspectives as I imagine there’s a lot of well practiced protesters in the thread and I’m a little bit cautious about bringing my little one but like the idea of getting her involved in activism nice and early.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Unless they're unusually adverse to large crowds and sudden loud noises it won't be an issue but if you're planning on storming the conference then I'd suggest leaving them at home.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hazard of bringing your child into proximity of tories aside I really would not put it past them to bring out the skull crackers.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Stand back and watch for a bit first?

Get them to make a placard before you go? Something topical for 6 year olds? Like an art and crafts project.

Although if it's cute/annoying enough you might well end up in the news...

And I dunno like shunned from horse riding club or whatever? Oh tennis I guess.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

team overhead smash posted:

Thinking of taking my 6 year old to protest the Tory conference with me tomorrow.

I’ve been on a fair few protests before just by myself and they’ve always been fine, but just wanted to check for extra perspectives as I imagine there’s a lot of well practiced protesters in the thread and I’m a little bit cautious about bringing my little one but like the idea of getting her involved in activism nice and early.

Stay near the edge of crowds and be alert for 'escape' routes in case you need to leave on the hurry up. And see where the cop vans are parked might be helpful if they know you have a child with you.

I went on a protest extremely many moons ago when I was a student and it was absolutely freezing cold (and this may or may not have been when the chant "Barclays Bank is a fascist bank give your money to me" became wide spread) and the police were actually ok with us, so they were standing on a bridge videoing us all, but as our fingers were swelling up with the cold, they actually lifted the barriers so we could get down the tube or out of the march route. Mind you this was before cops routinely dressed as robocop.

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