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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:It really feels like they know this crab and it probably has a name. Like Brad. Just give the cigar back, Brad. Awww man. They sound exactly like my parents scolding their dog/late-in-life baby, it's amazing. Also amazing is how much the crab reminds me of their dog, behavior-wise
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Powerful Katrinka posted:They sound exactly like my parents scolding their dog/late-in-life baby, it's amazing. Also amazing is how much the crab reminds me of their dog, behavior-wise How many legs does their dog have? Any snoppers?
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Captain Hygiene posted:How many legs does their dog have? Any snoppers? His only snopper is his snout, which he uses to steal things like cutting boards, wallets, and once a chicken carcass at the end of a dinner party. He's the best bad dog
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Powerful Katrinka posted:His only snopper is his snout, which he uses to steal things like cutting boards, wallets, and once a chicken carcass at the end of a dinner party. He's the best bad dog i bet if you pet him you get kisses, thus upholding the tip-top/snip-snop paradigm.
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don’t get foo comfortable though. current paradigm: crabs are friends and powerless  P A R A D I G M S H I F T  
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glazed crab
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Gaze into the glaze and be enlightened
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Whoa, hang on a second buddy, you got another pair of legs hiding in there or what??
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Ror posted:current paradigm: crabs are friends and powerless 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Whoa, hang on a second buddy, you got another pair of legs hiding in there or what?? New genera and new species of Hexapodidae (Crustacea, Brachyura) from the Indo-West Pacific and east Atlantic
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is that several pairs of legs in your mouth or are you just happy to see me
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The crabs can cast hexes now? That can't be good.
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crablock the unbuttered
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Eey whoa, I'm snoppin' here!
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ekuNNN posted:streetsnop Should have turned left at Albuquerque
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Crab tik tok in the comments too!
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KitConstantine posted:Crab tik tok in the comments too! https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7112611325980822826
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Finally a worthwhile TikTok
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That crab has better facial hair than I do.
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https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1578153325656035329 Time for crab(s)
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May I present to a you a crab... https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1579199066432413697 of the future
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The crab of the future, an intricate biomechanical crustacean, painted by H.R. Geiger Hmmm  Ok  aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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Only selling crab shoes in pairs? Smdh these capitalists will make a guy buy 4 sets to maximize profit
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Scarodactyl posted:The crab of the future, an intricate biomechanical crustacean, painted by H.R. Geiger Those can’t be by Geiger. Why, there are no genitals hidden in those crab paintings at all! Dall-E Bored fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 10, 2022 |
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It has particular tastes on this type of design that kind of override the requested style. I still like them though.
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The 50s were truly a golden age: https://www.instagram.com/p/CjgyOynL1Lt/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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computer, show me a crab rampage, maximum carnage, 360° onslaught
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SniperWoreConverse posted:computer, show me a crab rampage, maximum carnage, 360° onslaught  Maybe they're not quite there yet
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SniperWoreConverse posted:computer, show me a crab rampage, maximum carnage, 360° onslaught  The fight is done, the war is won Lift your claws toward the sun
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SniperWoreConverse posted:computer, show me a crab rampage, maximum carnage, 360° onslaught The computer is interpreting maximum carnage as the Spider-Man carnage.        
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At last, the elusive King Crab
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