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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I just re-read Excession, again. Probably for the fourteenth time. Think I might just start over. Turn a book.

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Yaldabaoth posted:

What is it about gender reveal parties that make people want to commit acts of mass destruction? Just cut open a goat and read the entrails to satiate your blood lust.

I prefer that a ritual sacrifice be made of the clan’s patriarch/matriarch (depends on the gender being revealed), a symbol of leaving the old generation to make way for the new. Death and birth, complete the circle.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





https://twitter.com/pharaoh_ptolemy/status/1575851535929839616

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


why do they all look like they have 13 year old heads and faces?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Faustian Bargain posted:

why do they all look like they have 13 year old heads and faces?

The answer, like in many of life's most terrible questions, is anime.

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010
Reminds me of this SCP ("porn factory"), which I find spot-on

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1004

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Scratch Monkey posted:

Can a nerd please explain why this is bad to me?

Those covers make them look like any other scifi/fantasy books but Terry Pratchett is much better than that nerd poo poo

This is a guess, I've never read these because whenever I tell someone I haven't their eyes get wide and I have to listen to a new person try to explain how they're really great and what they're about for several minutes while I try to pay attention and pretend to not be annoyed

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1575969823737073665?s=20&t=siE7guKL3eQZ75OH8EmgFQ

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Karate Bastard posted:

I just re-read Excession, again. Probably for the fourteenth time. Think I might just start over. Turn a book.

No time for that. I need to start reading A Night in the Lonesome October, one chapter a day.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Friend of mine in college ate very little besides Wonder Bread, Frito, and Black Olive sandwiches. I can't recall if there were condiments involved.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Azhais posted:

Friend of mine in college ate very little besides Wonder Bread, Frito, and Black Olive sandwiches. I can't recall if there were condiments involved.

need a time machine to send this back to college me. sounds great

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Azhais posted:

Friend of mine in college ate very little besides Wonder Bread, Frito, and Black Olive sandwiches. I can't recall if there were condiments involved.

Did he make it to his 30s?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Are you trying to recall G.G. Allin back into the world of the living?!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

GABA ghoul posted:

Did he make it to his 30s?

3 olives? Presumably in his first bite

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Maybe it's because the other ingredient is mashed peas but this almost looks like something you would expect to find in the british isles, it's just the right mixture of horrifying and banality.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Louis Slotin lowering his goggles after the blue flash from the Demon Core fills the room, whispers under his breath "it's a boy"

FTFY

https://i.imgur.com/ykX7oeq.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What's that from?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Fat Man and Little Boy, '89 movie about the Manhattan project.

Scene in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ0P7R9CfCY

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Tag yourself if you made the list.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

Too many tags so I’ll tag the ones I’m not:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
More impressive if you didn't make it

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097336/

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

Noticing pot smokers but not crack smokers. Really just pot smokers and drunks. So you can do all the crack you want and God is cool with it?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

It seems like the inclusion of “country music lovers” would exclude a great deal of potential supporters.

Maybe they need “GOD HATES CHEVYS” signs or something.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I have to admit, I am a homo hugger.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

I noticed that "Pedophiles" is conspicuously absent from the list.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It does say "Catholics".

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

I want to know how they get ahold of my party guest list

edit: 10/10 no chin

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

At least the country music lovers and racists are gonna be gone. Also, I'm curious about the last two on the right. Druggies? And some unknown. Maybe liars.

Edit: even more hilarity!

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 2, 2022

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Karate Bastard posted:

It does say "Catholics".

And fake Christians

I'm curious who is holding up the sign, they seem to cover most of the hell believers between those two entries

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“Sports nuts”

:dafuq:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least the country music lovers and racists are gonna be gone. Also, I'm curious about the last two on the right. Druggies? And some unknown. Maybe liars.

Edit: even more hilarity!


Drunks maybe?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

holy poo poo they finally figured out how to sort a column by length in excel ...I'm shook!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least the country music lovers and racists are gonna be gone. Also, I'm curious about the last two on the right. Druggies? And some unknown. Maybe liars.

Edit: even more hilarity!


So racism is bad but enforcing strict gender roles is fine?

Edit, Content:

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Oct 2, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Homosexuals and lesbians?! :ohdear:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Yaldabaoth posted:

I noticed that "Pedophiles" is conspicuously absent from the list.

Believe it or not, god is pretty much a-ok with pedophilia. :shrug:

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Yaldabaoth posted:

So racism is bad but enforcing strict gender roles is fine?

Edit, Content:



bEatmstrJ?!?!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

I'm a whoremonger. I monger whores.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/blaretelevision/status/1576289229847478272

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least the country music lovers and racists are gonna be gone. Also, I'm curious about the last two on the right. Druggies? And some unknown. Maybe liars.

Edit: even more hilarity!


I'm all of these.

Even the pope.

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