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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least the country music lovers and racists are gonna be gone. Also, I'm curious about the last two on the right. Druggies? And some unknown. Maybe liars.

Edit: even more hilarity!


Hellfire seems like an awesome band.

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Vakal
May 11, 2008

You just know that lesbians were tacked on at the very end due to the stern request of the sign maker's wife.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Buce posted:

Believe it or not, god is pretty much a-ok with pedophilia. :shrug:

"Incest" is also missing from both lists.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Yaldabaoth posted:

"Incest" is also missing from both lists.

That would preclude Lot from being one of the good guys.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
They didn't mention anything specific about sodomy either.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
*guy furiously scribbling on his sign* Alright alright slow down!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There's no hell but if there was, it'd be full of evangelicals.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Hell is this existence, because of the evangelicals.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

It’s only ok if you’re an adult and you’re doing it with a version of yourself from another universe

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Scratch Monkey posted:

It’s only ok if you’re an adult and you’re doing it with a version of yourself from another universe

I feel like that's not actually incest and that it's just kind of it's own thing.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

This discussion will go well, I feel.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


trapped mouse posted:

I feel like that's not actually incest and that it's just kind of it's own thing.

The internet calls it selfcest, don’t google it.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I don't even like myself in this universe. Why the hell would I like another me.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Scratch Monkey posted:

It’s only ok if you’re an adult and you’re doing it with a version of yourself from another universe

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1575982723709403136

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: huh. I guess I'm not left after all



Imma self quote from hella long ago, if only for evidence that space moose curse is permanently unbreakable and foreverial, and goofle does not forget

Karate Bastard posted:


(regarding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, which I find intermittently hilarious)

e: Here's a space moose that slays me every drat time (because I'm a mental child):



and here's a space moose that I cannot get out of my head, thus I share it: Space moose time machine

E2: not gonna correct goofle

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Oct 2, 2022

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Scratch Monkey posted:

It’s only ok if you’re an adult and you’re doing it with a version of yourself from another universe

Can't wait for season 2 of Loki

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I have to physically restrain myself from making the obvious joke, which would amount to encouragement of acts of violence, which I am diametrically opposed to, so shan't make it, despite the fact that it would be hilarous. Positively hilarous, I tell you.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I lied, shoot him again!!! :haw:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm sorry.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Bumper Stickup posted:

Noticing pot smokers but not crack smokers. Really just pot smokers and drunks. So you can do all the crack you want and God is cool with it?

Matthew 16:18 posted:

Now I say to you that you are Peter (which means ‘rock’), and upon this rock I will build my church, and all the powers of hell will not conquer it.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I think the joke you're looking for is "cops should aim better"

I felt dirty typing that and I regret it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bothcoasts/status/1576293180936290305

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Inceltown posted:

That would preclude Lot from being one of the good guys.

So basically men can just stick their dick in whatever woman they want? No wonder Jesus looks like this:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I didn't need reminding that you guys worship a magical zombie out for your souls.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

By popular demand posted:

I didn't need reminding that you guys worship a magical zombie out for your souls.

Worship is a strong word.

I prefer respectfully acknowledge.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Vakal posted:

Worship is a strong word.

I prefer respectfully acknowledge.

Same, I respectfully acknowledge him as a threat to all life on Earth because he very clearly laid out his ultimate plan for humanity in the book of revelations.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Reminds me of the Britgoon who was stuck in a Florida hotel room during a hurricane. Who was that?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

good quality windows

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Rascar Capac posted:

Reminds me of the Britgoon who was stuck in a Florida hotel room during a hurricane. Who was that?
Jose, I think.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

`Nemesis posted:

good quality windows

I know, right? They're barely even leaking. They should send this photo to the contractor that put in those windows so they can use it as a testimonial.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Florida Man's final form?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Cool Dad posted:

I think the joke you're looking for is "cops should aim better"

I felt dirty typing that and I regret it.

Yes, that's nowhere as funny as shooting him twice.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So that's what I was doing wrong, I tried using gnocchi.

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Liquid Chicken posted:

Florida Man's final form?



who the gently caress is scraeming "FULLY DEFLATE" at my glarm sack. show yourself, coward. i will never fully deflate

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/qhPeGNN.mp4

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Great recovery there - she managed to keep the face-hole mostly obscured.

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