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If you havent gotten like 75% of the way to laid in a movie theater with other people around you weren't horny enough
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Intro and excerpts, as usual. Not much today. https://www.defense.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/3178292/senior-military-official-holds-a-background-briefing/ Highlights: -Indicates many of the Russian forces that were in Lyman were able to withdraw to vic Kreminna -Heavy fighting near Bakhmut, but no changes to the line of troops -In Kherson, some forward movement, DOD continues to use the term "deliberate and calibrated" to characterize Ukraine's offensive here, and Russians defending -Airspace over Ukraine still contested -Mobilization has not resulted in any large number of new Russian troops to fight (My note: it would be more surprising if there were a large number of troops so quickly) -DOD is downplaying or otherwise not being alarmist about some reports about nuclear activity quote:SENIOR MILITARY OFFICIAL: OK, thanks. All right, well thanks very much for joining us. This is [Senior Military Official], I will be your briefer today. Of note, our advisory indicated a senior defense official, but it will be me. As a reminder, our briefing will be on background with attribution to a senior military official.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 01:59 |
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It's also the Russian army, so it's entirely possible it was not all that consensual
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:04 |
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that was an explosive ending
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:08 |
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Herstory Begins Now posted:that was an explosive ending "I give bomb head, dude."
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:42 |
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I'm convinced Musk is behind the 5G conspiracy theory bullshit. Also large crypto fraud and "insider" trading (using bots to inflate poo poo). It's wild watching how many Musk-ovites have the same follows as right wing and conspiracy poo poo accounts that always repost poo poo that shows up on BotSentinel. Why is he so desperate to buy Twitter and try and make it look like the bots cost him money?
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:42 |
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For that to be true would require me to believe that Musk is cunning
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:54 |
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Tiny Timbs posted:For that to be true would require me to believe that Musk is cunning He knows how to profit from controlling other people's property. e.g. PayPal, NFTs, Tesla.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:03 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I have to solely focus on my eternal crush on late-90s Rachel Weisz during that scene because the realist in me can only think about how they both likely ended up with horrific UTIs after bumping uglies after weeks of combat in Stalingrad with dubious access to bathing. Back in HM school there were at least four incidents where people were caught banging in the barracks dumpster. Horny don't care.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:45 |
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Herstory Begins Now posted:that was an explosive ending Do you think love can
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:53 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I'm convinced Musk is behind the 5G conspiracy theory bullshit. Per litigation discovery emails, Musky got locked out of his twitter six days before he tried to buy them and it was a huge pain in the rear end requiring a conference call to get back in because he was a high profile blue check. I honestly believe that is all the butthurt it took for his dumb rear end to make the $45,000,000,000 blunder.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:58 |
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fool u coulda bought three Ford-class carriers and said no, gimme the birb website that has my ex's DMs
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 04:02 |
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shame on an IGA posted:fool u coulda bought three Ford-class carriers and said no, gimme the birb website that has my ex's DMs Or the first superyacht you could land a Gulfstream *and* a SpaceX booster/Starship on. Think of the ultra-flex. And the hilarity if the Starship gooned the landing and sank the hyperyacht.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 04:13 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I have to solely focus on my eternal crush on late-90s Rachel Weisz during that scene because the realist in me can only think about how they both likely ended up with horrific UTIs after bumping uglies after weeks of combat in Stalingrad with dubious access to bathing. Let's face it, the most unrealistic part about that scene was that there weren't three dudes in scene jerking it while watching
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 04:14 |
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GD_American posted:Let's face it, the most unrealistic part about that scene was that there weren't three dudes in scene jerking it while watching Cummunism, Tovarisch!
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 05:25 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Per litigation discovery emails, Musky got locked out of his twitter six days before he tried to buy them and it was a huge pain in the rear end requiring a conference call to get back in because he was a high profile blue check. I honestly believe that is all the butthurt it took for his dumb rear end to make the $45,000,000,000 blunder. shame on an IGA posted:fool u coulda bought three Ford-class carriers and said no, gimme the birb website that has my ex's DMs That's why that poo poo doesn't even make sense. He could have paid any other price in any other way other than very conspicuously making a stink about the thing no one forced him to buy. "Oh your honor they're not MY bots! That's why I wanted to fix it! They hurt ME on Twitter! See?!" Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Oct 4, 2022 |
# ? Oct 4, 2022 06:26 |
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I'm disappointed that the Russians haven't spun the 1.5 million 'missing' uniforms as infact being because the camoflage is so effective they can't find them.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 07:55 |
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Baconroll posted:I'm disappointed that the Russians haven't spun the 1.5 million 'missing' uniforms as infact being because the camoflage is so effective they can't find them. Our stealth technology is so good you can't even see our jets Like, wonder-woman jet style or something
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 10:27 |
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My backpack's got jets
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 10:54 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Or the first superyacht you could land a Gulfstream *and* a SpaceX booster/Starship on. Think of the ultra-flex. He could've even named it some loving awful name akin to a Kentucky Derby horse like the landing barges for his boosters.
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shame on an IGA posted:fool u coulda bought three Ford-class carriers and said no, gimme the birb website that has my ex's DMs RL billionaires are so fuckin lame, really. If I had the means to then yes I would absolutely see about acquiring my own de-milled super carrier. Or if I was a Google Founder, those mapping and navigation algorithms would suggest routes to the public that reduce traffic on my favorite roads so I have to deal with fewer idiots behind the wheel.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 16:06 |
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https://twitter.com/KyleJGlen/status/1577280165377638400 When the Russians admit they are losing this badly, you know they are absolutely getting whooped in the south.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 16:34 |
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in a well actually posted:The 1000 ft range is for the gigabit high frequency 5G that’s only deployed for marketing purposes. Regular 5G is just Better 4G. ATT has rural fixed 4G wireless for $70 with like 25 mbit/s (350G/mo cap.) Not as fast as unloaded Starlink, but better than most rural options. Wait, 350G/month? That is a lot better than anything else I was seeing, which was like 50G at a shot.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 16:43 |
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ulmont posted:Wait, 350G/month? That is a lot better than anything else I was seeing, which was like 50G at a shot. https://www.att.com/internet/fixed-wireless/
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 16:48 |
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The push in the south is apparently only 50km from taking the hub town that has the dam feeding Crimrea's water. Maybe closer now with how quickly the Russian defence along the river seems to be collapsing.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 17:33 |
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South seems to be picking up. Rumor mill going as far as saying Russian are pulling back to Ingulets, which I'll refuse to believe for now, but probably means there's actual movement in any case.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 18:22 |
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Loezi posted:South seems to be picking up. Rumor mill going as far as saying Russian are pulling back to Ingulets, which I'll refuse to believe for now, but probably means there's actual movement in any case. Ukraine has started shelling the bridge again as the Russian's try to retreat across it.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 18:26 |
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Picture is what I’m describing, but I’ll put it in as code as it’s pretty The Russians are stealing gold teeth and dental fixtures from Ukrainians. It’s a plastic tub full of them. code:
Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Oct 4, 2022 |
# ? Oct 4, 2022 18:38 |
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Picture is what I’m describing, but I’ll put it in as code as it’s pretty Gee, this seems awfully familiar...
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 18:49 |
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origin of that claim appears to be (nws) http s://t.me/nakipelovo/21693
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 19:23 |
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Herstory Begins Now posted:origin of that claim appears to be quote:Be careful, what you will see now can greatly affect your morale. Another terrible torture chamber in the recently liberated village of Pisky-Radkivski. In the basement of one of the houses, captives of local residents, anti-terrorist forces and prisoners from the armed forces were kept. Neighbors constantly heard screams from there... The police definitely know about torture, burying/digging alive in the ground and using gas masks with a smoldering rag. A dildo, a box with torn dentures, wires with ropes and a letter with an interview of one of the men who were there were also found in the torture chamber. The police know the names of the servicemen who were abused by the Russians. Investigators and prosecutors are working to establish all the facts that happened in this torture chamber. Everyone will be punished. On the lighter side https://twitter.com/tavkhellidze/status/1577365091367919616?s=46&t=QW-iizbIG682E8HApPafSQ Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Oct 4, 2022 |
# ? Oct 4, 2022 19:24 |
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CommieGIR posted:Gee, this seems awfully familiar... Putin taking notes from the school of projection by calling the Ukrainians Nazis, huh?
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 19:40 |
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Every accusation a confession.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 19:46 |
Marshal Prolapse posted:Picture is what I’m describing, but I’ll put it in as code as it’s pretty Oh for fucks goddamn sake
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 20:36 |
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Probably insanely poorly timed post after that gold teeth reveal but: https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1577387758594637824?s=20&t=eAOeY6h8sSawU0AGb6N0aA Between how the driver blazed in there and jumped out to help embark the rescuees I was sort of happy when he started moving again after the hit
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:30 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Oh for fucks goddamn sake Worse it’s clear those aren’t from the dead (which is still loving horrific mind you). So for any who served, is it terrifying that Russian officers make even the worst you had, look like loving Grant or Ike? https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1577395712341512206?s=46&t=J3DXoR9B1vgCJU3uw-Wxpg
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:33 |
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aphid_licker posted:Probably insanely poorly timed post after that gold teeth reveal but: Even after all the things we've seen so far, I'm naive enough to be amazed that BMP-1s are still in frontline service.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 22:15 |
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Worse it’s clear those aren’t from the dead (which is still loving horrific mind you). The original owners are most likely dead in the mass graves.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 22:29 |
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Crab Dad posted:The original owners are most likely dead in the mass graves. I think the point was that they weren't yet ready for those graves when those teeth came out.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 22:34 |
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A.o.D. posted:I think the point was that they weren't yet ready for those graves when those teeth came out. It’s way more likely they got removed before the guys dragging the bodies away could take them. It’s war crimes all the way down.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 22:48 |