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I’m sorry to inform you all, but patients getting stoma infections from their SO loving the stoma is not unheard of.
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Ziv Zulander posted:A little feces isn’t exactly alarming when doing butt stuff, you just gotta wipe it off and keep going. That’s why bottoms always have plushies and throw pillows laying around How dare you disrespect my blåhaj like this
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Ziv Zulander posted:A little feces isn’t exactly alarming when doing butt stuff, you just gotta wipe it off and keep going. That’s why bottoms always have plushies and throw pillows laying around I will murder. Do not touch my plushies!
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OhAreThey posted:This one may be cheating, since it's Lena Dunham. https://mobile.twitter.com/White_Janissary/status/1576610608904273920
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Idiots in real life but a buddy of mine recently bought a 4 pack of pepper spray. He's so far: Sprayed himself Licked the nozzle that the spray comes from And believes it's perfectly normal for them to leak "the seals go bad that's what they do" because his car now smells like pepper spray
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Len posted:Idiots in real life but a buddy of mine recently bought a 4 pack of pepper spray. He's so far: 
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I know this is from pages back, but I've never in my life heard the term, "Knocking Shop" and it's my new favorite thing.
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Panfilo posted:I heard sex workers charge extra for access to their "bag hole"
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Mushika posted:I know this is from pages back, but I've never in my life heard the term, "Knocking Shop" and it's my new favorite thing. It is a britishism I think. Quite normal here if slightly old fashioned, also insofar as we regularly talk about brothels.
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TinTower posted:Context: the EU Parliament has approved a regulation requiring mobile phones to use USB-C from 2024, to help cut down e-waste I assume the previous standardisation was Micro-Fascism, but now it's Fascism-C? Idk, I can't even muster a good joke, it's so stupid.
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fascism, famous for not letting big companies do what they want
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Antigravitas posted:I assume the previous standardisation was Micro-Fascism, but now it's Fascism-C? Idk, I can't even muster a good joke, it's so stupid.
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hawowanlawow posted:fascism, famous for not letting big companies do what they want If I don’t have to buy a special proprietary cable for every single piece of tech I own at a wildly inflated price then that’s just like the Holocaust if you think about it
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are we finally going to have the one true tech hole standard to rule them all? (also isnt the EU also trying to ratfuck Musk and his special snowflake Tesla chargers so EVs can also have one true hole to rule them all?) PhazonLink has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Oct 5, 2022 |
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hawowanlawow posted:fascism, famous for not letting big companies do what they want He later doubles down. The policy is apparently both fascist and communist.
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Nottherealaborn posted:I’m sorry to inform you all, but patients getting stoma infections from their SO loving the stoma is not unheard of.
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Bugsy posted:https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1577145283393507328 Caroline: "I've not done the stuff I'm accused of" next tweet: admits to the stuff she's accused of
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Kevin DuBrow posted:What specifically can land her in legal trouble? I'm sure a UK goon can correct me, but I believe the UK has much stricter harassment/cyber-bullying laws than the US and our "free speech" does.
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Yeah the UK has much stricter laws against hate speech. I'm sure most of what was posted on Kiwifarms falls under that.
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I know it’s a long shot, but I wonder if kiwifarmers openly planning to call in bomb threats around Belfast had something to do with it.
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https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1577277568310341632?s=20&t=E2joKebCw9VVmhZb4ohl5w https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1577586345392082944?s=20&t=E2joKebCw9VVmhZb4ohl5w What is even kim dotcoms endgame? I thought he was a scammer exiled to New Zealand.
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Mr.Radar posted:The end of an era: Anyone know what finally got him?
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https://twitter.com/YouCantHelpHer/status/1577406999096135694 Short version: Dating app targeted at right-wingers asks if you were present on January 6th. Saying "yes" to this apparently summons the FBI to your front door within days, as you'd expect, yet these morons still answered yes because they were proud of what dumb motherfuckers they were.
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PurpleXVI posted:https://twitter.com/YouCantHelpHer/status/1577406999096135694 
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Data Graham posted:In all fairness did any of us clock the Right Stuff app as being an op from the get-go? I assumed it was just an ordinary chud grift.
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I saw some people joking about it being a honeypot, they probably didn't think it was true.
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Al Capone getting caught on tax evasion, only it's thirsty right wingers trying to get some tradwife strange.
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That's consistent with the claims that the dating app was a total sausagefest. Guess it's just AshleyMadison all over again huh.
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heyyy i'm libertyluvrgirl69 and i want to meet manly men who crossed state lines in order to support our president xoxox
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