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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
what came up in the rear end in a top hat of Timo?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Scratch Monkey posted:

what came up in the rear end in a top hat of Timo?

it was a rock, right in timo's rear end in a top hat.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Breetai posted:

gently caress me running, but a whole bunch of these dropped on the Stan streaming service in Australia, and get this:

One of them actually has a black person as one of the love interests.

I swear this has never before happened in the last 5 years of these piece of poo poo movies being excreted onto our screens. It's been wall-to-wall whitebread as far as the eye can see.

Hallmark's The Christmas House included a (white) gay couple, and I'm sure/hope it caused an aneurysm or two.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





All of the above

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Trabant posted:

Hallmark's The Christmas House included a (white) gay couple, and I'm sure/hope it caused an aneurysm or two.

The people this would upset get angry for profit. If there is nothing to be gained, then they won’t feel the slightest bit bad.

Bar Crow has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Oct 4, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




and the MAN has a HOOK for a HAND!

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

AFewBricksShy posted:

and the MAN has a HOOK for a HAND!

I mean, this is way more peter pan energy than captain hook

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Trabant posted:

Hallmark's The Christmas House included a (white) gay couple, and I'm sure/hope it caused an aneurysm or two.

What did they do for the poster? Because the clear rule is only the woman can wear red, and only the man can wear green.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Domus posted:

What did they do for the poster? Because the clear rule is only the woman can wear red, and only the man can wear green.

Well, if I've learned anything from popular situation comedy Home Improvement...

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Domus posted:

What did they do for the poster? Because the clear rule is only the woman can wear red, and only the man can wear green.



The third Christmas color: beige.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh for a few pleasant hours I thought the gay couple was the focus. lmao @ me

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Bar Crow posted:

The people this would upset get angry for profit. If there is nothing to be gained, then they won’t feel the slightest bit bad.

Yeah, aren't all these movies like "The TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS" type affairs and heavy on the Jesus inspired commercial miracles where dad can afford to go to the mall at the last minute, finds the last expensive toy and now his wife loves him again?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Domus posted:

What did they do for the poster? Because the clear rule is only the woman can wear red, and only the man can wear green.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Netflix did a Christmas mini series which seemed to be written by someone who had heard of the concept of lesbians and was trying very hard to be supportive in a very befuddled grandpa kind of way.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




And remember, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
Apologies if I brought it up already in this thread the last time a lovely Christmas movie extended universe derail happened but there was a movie called too cool for Christmas or something similar that had a gay couple as the main character's parents, and they reshot all of the scenes with the parents replacing one of the dads with a lady so they could have a straight version to sell to Hallmark. So there was a gay Christmas movie way back in 2004 but the situation was maybe more damningly homophobic of American audiences than if they hadn't made it gay in the first place

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Sequel to reindeer butthole ornament dropped and it is tiny mug that will poison you if you drink from it. It wasn't big enough that you would drink from it but it was big enough that you could.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Wowporn posted:

Apologies if I brought it up already in this thread the last time a lovely Christmas movie extended universe derail happened but there was a movie called too cool for Christmas or something similar that had a gay couple as the main character's parents, and they reshot all of the scenes with the parents replacing one of the dads with a lady so they could have a straight version to sell to Hallmark. So there was a gay Christmas movie way back in 2004 but the situation was maybe more damningly homophobic of American audiences than if they hadn't made it gay in the first place

https://qnews.com.au/gay-dads-reshot-erased-bizarre-discovery-about-this-christmas-movie/

This claims that one version was on Amazon and the other Hulu

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

muscles like this! posted:


Sequel to reindeer butthole ornament dropped and it is tiny mug that will poison you if you drink from it. It wasn't big enough that you would drink from it but it was big enough that you could.

Well you have the perfect gift for the parent/parent-in-law intruding on the family christmas!! :murder:

Data Graham posted:

Oh for a few pleasant hours I thought the gay couple was the focus. lmao @ me

Yeah, I saw the poster too and that makes much more sense for a Hallmark movie.

I'm gonna put the ol' envelope to my forehead and say... secondary characters whose only presence is "flamboyant gay couple who give relationship advice to Main Couple(s)"?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

muscles like this! posted:


Sequel to reindeer butthole ornament dropped and it is tiny mug that will poison you if you drink from it. It wasn't big enough that you would drink from it but it was big enough that you could.

Drink from the poison chalice, I mean the holy cup

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Wowporn posted:

the last time a lovely Christmas movie extended universe derail happened

i am surprised it has happened more than once

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
Imo the best gay rep I have seen so far in a Xmas straight-to-(streaming service) movie is in Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square where the small town that is gonna be turned into a shopping center by that lady who plays an evil lawyer/businesswoman in every movie (somehow considered a relevant plot as recently as 2020) has two gay dudes who are both hairdressers and do a song about how they gotta get outta there

Goon Boots posted:

i am surprised it has happened more than once

I mean fittingly I think the other time was in the cursed pictures thread

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Nuts and Gum posted:

Drink from the poison chalice, I mean the holy cup
oh, sure thing, Pythagoras

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Nuts and Gum posted:

Drink from the poison chalice, I mean the holy cup

The chalice from the palace?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The chalice from the palace?

No, the flagon with the dragon.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Goon Boots posted:

i am surprised it has happened more than once

I... am not

BluJay
Oct 1, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The chalice from the palace?

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

BluJay has a new favorite as of 12:35 on Oct 5, 2022

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

muscles like this! posted:


Sequel to reindeer butthole ornament dropped and it is tiny mug that will poison you if you drink from it. It wasn't big enough that you would drink from it but it was big enough that you could.

May poison food? No, thank you, I'll go with something more reliable.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
No, it's a poison that didn't work until May

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Robobot posted:

With only 3 easy payments of $19.99 (plus shipping and handling) you can complete your poisoning in as soon as three months! Or save big by joining our Preferred Poisoner Club and poison all you want for a small ongoing monthly charge of $12.99 (minimum 12 month term).

Ah, is this the mail order Poisonwood Bible?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Trying to convince my friends that the possibly poisoned mug is a cool and elegant thrill for the rich, like fugu

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Paladinus posted:

May poison food? No, thank you, I'll go with something more reliable.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




That's smart. Most bumper stickers are for politics, and around 1/3 of people vote for Democrats and 1/3 for Republicans. Meanwhile, 50 to 90% have oral herpes, and the rest want to pretend they have it :cool:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



Oh nice, I was looking for a mostly legal way to gently caress with the guy who coal rolled me while I was on my bike yesterday.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nuts and Gum posted:

Drink from the poison chalice, I mean the holy cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA7J0KkanzM

Oh yeah it's spoopy season.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/Sgtzima/status/1577339603060654086?s=20&t=Fknn1ENCnXTXyJ13bWmdhQ

Note: This is not a comedy.

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