Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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What is really funny is I think the most likely thing is musk buys twitter….and nothing changes
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:13 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:55 |
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You don’t think Musk is going to give Trump his favorite platform back?
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:16 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:What is really funny is I think the most likely thing is musk buys twitter….and nothing changes Pretty confident that Musk will find a way to make it worse while also somehow resulting in innocent people being killed due to it.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:32 |
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sticksy posted:Pretty confident that Musk will find a way to make it worse while also somehow resulting in innocent people being killed due to it. Twitter will just become his personal tool to pump and dump the latest scam he's running, totally worthless
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:44 |
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How long until he changes his mind again?
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:48 |
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If he does he loses the court case even harder. It would look like he's just loving about to maliciously affect the stock price.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:52 |
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Thundercracker posted:Trump is gonna drop Truth Social in a heartbeat if he's let back on Devin Nunes
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 21:57 |
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so how bad is tesla stock gonna tank when musk has to convert billions of it to cash to buy out twitter's shareholders? or will he actually manage to get enough funding through loans that there won't need to be a mass sell-off? seems crazy that any lender/investor would be interested in loaning musk money to buy a severely overvalued social media company that will never return its original investment, using shares of the world's most overvalued car company as collateral, but i'm not a finance guy or money launderer so what do i know.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 23:20 |
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Bad Purchase posted:so how bad is tesla stock gonna tank when musk has to convert billions of it to cash to buy out twitter's shareholders? or will he actually manage to get enough funding through loans that there won't need to be a I mean between him still having a bunch of stock that technically valuable, and being able to charge high interest, I'm sure it won't be to hard for him to find someone to loan him the cash. Details of loans will definitely not be in his favour though. Also lol interest rates have just started ballooning.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 23:36 |
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i wonder if one of his oligarch partners told him he had to tweet russian propaganda yesterday or they wouldn't contribute to the twitter buyout, or if he's just such a huge dipshit he did it completely unprompted for free
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m I've always wanted an "everything app".
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 00:04 |
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PITY BONER posted:I'm curious where everyone will go. It's time for this dead gay forum to rise again Bad Purchase posted:i wonder if one of his oligarch partners told him he had to tweet russian propaganda yesterday or they wouldn't contribute to the twitter buyout, or if he's just such a huge dipshit he did it completely unprompted for free Why not both? SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m a platform simply called X, marketed as the "everything app" sounds simultaneously dumb and dystopian as hell. Elon saw that episode of Black Mirror where social standing is dependent on Facebook likes and thought "wow that's actually an awesome idea" TwoPair fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ? Oct 5, 2022 00:05 |
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m Cool, so they want WeChat.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 00:06 |
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always a great idea to name your product something that is impossible to search for
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 00:14 |
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lol "x" was the original name of musk's paypal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com Total Party Kill fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ? Oct 5, 2022 00:25 |
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Total Party Kill posted:lol "x" was the original name of musk's paypal He probably wanted to name it "XXX" but the pesky corporate lawyers said no, so he fired them all in a 20-minute raging tirade and went his office to spliff away for an hour or so with the shades drawn before sleeping it off for 3 hours while sucking on this thumb. Just an educated guess. Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ? Oct 5, 2022 01:32 |
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pretty sure google , amazon, and zuckbook are kinda already beating Musk to companys that do "everything"* twitter isnt even part of FAANG and the only reason it punches above its weight is because we had a prez that loved it for 4 years , broke brain journos , other too online people like it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 01:40 |
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Anyone able to tell which stimulant he's abusing atm? Is this just coked-up behaviour or something more exotic?
The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ? Oct 5, 2022 02:39 |
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the everything app already exists elon its called a web browser you dumb rear end, you can even use it to look at what the loudest dumbest billionaire is doing on a day to day basis
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 02:56 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Anyone able to tell which stimulant he's abusing arm? Is this just coked-up behaviour or something more exotic? He's been starving himself while also getting pumped full of Wegovy (presumably off-label via a Dr.-Conrad-Murray type) for rapid weight loss, so he might not even need extra drugs to be out of his gourd!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 04:59 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Anyone able to tell which stimulant he's abusing atm? Is this just coked-up behaviour or something more exotic? Don't worry I'm sure he'll be happy to explain in his next appearance on Joe Rogan while Rogan tells him how cool he is
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 07:32 |
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m I see we’re at or nearing the puppet master stage of this process
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 08:05 |
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https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1577428674256994304
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 08:08 |
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m Just enter your credit card details and hit go for everything, everywhere, to happen all at once. . That'll be a real time saver, thanks Elon!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 09:56 |
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The MCU's greatest sin is giving everyone have a cool fictional character to (incorrectly) compare Elon to, and then actually putting him in Iron Man 2 to boot.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 11:56 |
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Iron Man was created as a radian superman to send up the hippies so working as intended?
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 12:45 |
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Wait, I have to delete Twitter again?
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 12:56 |
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lol can't wait to see the weird microtransaction model they implement to try and make Twitter profitable after all this
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:10 |
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Paywalled trump tweets
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:12 |
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Twitter skins ala Winamp
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:22 |
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kazil posted:Twitter skins ala Winamp Put them in loot boxes and this might actually work
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:29 |
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kazil posted:Twitter skins ala Winamp Everything should have them.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:46 |
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put nft profile picture support under a yearly subscription - those idiots will buy anything
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:49 |
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kazil posted:Twitter skins ala Winamp
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 13:52 |
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this is the SEC filing that triggered all the headlines about musk agreeing to go ahead with the twitter deal: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000110465922105787/tm2227435d1_sc13da.htm quote:On October 3, 2022, the Reporting Person’s advisors sent a letter to Twitter (on the Reporting Person’s behalf) notifying Twitter that the Reporting Person intends to proceed to closing of the transaction contemplated by the April 25, 2022 Merger Agreement, on the terms and subject to the conditions set forth therein and pending receipt of the proceeds of the debt financing contemplated thereby, provided that the Delaware Chancery Court enter an immediate stay of the action, Twitter vs. Musk, et al. (C.A. No. 202-0613-KSJM), and adjourn the trial and all other proceedings related thereto pending such closing or further order of the court. it's possible he would rather concede and go forward with the deal than have more of his texts come out, have to go on record in a deposition, or get penalized by the judge for sabotaging discovery. but with the terms of the filing, it's also possible it's just another stalling tactic to suspend the trial for however long he can get away with pretending he's still working out the financing terms.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:43 |
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2nd Amendment posted:Iron Man was created as a radian superman to send up the hippies so working as intended? True but Iron Man realizes he's done wrong in his past as a war monger and I don't think Musk is capable of any kind of self-reflection, much less admitting he has been wrong ever.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:00 |
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TwoPair posted:True but Iron Man realizes he's done wrong in his past as a war monger and I don't think Musk is capable of any kind of self-reflection, much less admitting he has been wrong ever. Contrition is part of "understanding" so it makes sense that the betas reading comic books imagining a better world would relate to it. Elon is part of the reality based community and stands over knowledge rather than submitting himself to it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:54 |
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2nd Amendment posted:Contrition is part of "understanding" so it makes sense that the betas reading comic books imagining a better world would relate to it. Elon is part of the reality based community and stands over knowledge rather than submitting himself to it. Why yes, these are words strung together into sentences.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 04:21 |
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This isn't even the first time Elon's said he's gonna buy Twitter this year, I'm not holding my breath
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 04:26 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:55 |
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2nd Amendment posted:Contrition is part of "understanding" so it makes sense that the betas reading comic books imagining a better world would relate to it. Elon is part of the reality based community and stands over knowledge rather than submitting himself to it. This is a profoundly strange post
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 04:41 |