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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Bottom Liner posted:

you have to unlock heroes now?

:lmao:


my game says "In queue: 0 players ahead of you" but it has said that for 15 minutes now.

this is going to be terrible, right?

nono Punker Queen is a skin for Junker Queen

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Sailor Dave
Sep 19, 2013

Jack Trades posted:

OW1 players getting Kiriko without grind was all bullshit then I see.

Nice. Nice.

Also cool to see that even people in here are falling for thist traps.

What do you mean? I was able to get her just fine. She shows as locked in the battle pass and hero screen but you do actually have her unlocked in a match.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
lol, how does blizzard keep loving this up?


Can't wait for diablo 4

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Jack Trades posted:



Also cool to see that even people in here are falling for thist traps.

lol what lmao

incorporeal
May 6, 2006

Glad I don't become obsessed with games I don't like. Seems miserable.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

lmao just lmao if you don’t main boba Mei

sethsez
Jul 14, 2006

He's soooo dreamy...

this is the first game i haven't been able to play because i have the wrong phone carrier

lol

lmao

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Jack Trades posted:

OW1 players getting Kiriko without grind was all bullshit then I see.

Nice. Nice.

Also cool to see that even people in here are falling for thist traps.

what thirst trap

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
They're clearly talking about Junker Queen, and if being horny for cartoons is wrong then I don't wanna be right

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

If you are not ok with being horny for cartoons I have very bad news about Overwatch fandom.

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
Might have to dust off Overwatch and start playing OW2, I haven't logged into OW in a long time but I'm assuming all my poo poo transferred over?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Thumbtacks posted:

Might have to dust off Overwatch and start playing OW2, I haven't logged into OW in a long time but I'm assuming all my poo poo transferred over?

yep tho it might be a bit spotty i dont have a few skins but have some for people who i never played

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Macaluso posted:

Junker Queen

she's hot

Shions of Qud





Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Macaluso posted:

They're clearly talking about Junker Queen, and if being horny for cartoons is wrong then I don't wanna be right

This . Honestly if you haven't cranked one off to the OW cast you shouldn't be allowed to post here.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Squeezy Farm posted:

This . Honestly if you haven't cranked one off to the OW cast you shouldn't be allowed to post here.

:goofy:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
they're right

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


lol I spent money on OW1 skins and all my poo poo is gone.

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013

Squeezy Farm posted:

This . Honestly if you haven't cranked one off to the OW cast you shouldn't be allowed to post here.

https://twitter.com/AerospaceCowboy/status/1571035760886943749

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Mature German Daddy Smashes Petite Brit Against Wall

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

LazyDivey posted:

lol I spent money on OW1 skins and all my poo poo is gone.

nah just bugged out i have all my roadhog skins and junkrat skins but most other champs skins for me are all a mishmash i have skins ive deffo never bought nor unlocked

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
lol my queue was down to 4,000 and then jumped to 20,000 :wtf:

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
The only characters I ever liked playing in OW1 were Roadhog and Zen and it looks like neither are unlocked at the start. Truly baffling decision to make people grind heroes, who the gently caress was asking for that?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

The only characters I ever liked playing in OW1 were Roadhog and Zen and it looks like neither are unlocked at the start. Truly baffling decision to make people grind heroes, who the gently caress was asking for that?

what do u mean they're locked? if u had O1 you have everyone

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

verbal enema posted:

what do u mean they're locked? if u had O1 you have everyone

and if you didn't? That's even dumber than making everyone unlock them lol

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
it's true, I'm furious

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

verbal enema posted:

what do u mean they're locked? if u had O1 you have everyone

Hadn't really been following news about this game and was reading a poorly-worded site that made it sound like everyone still had to unlock everything again even if they were returning from OW1. Having everything carry over is better, though it seems questionable to make a limited starting roster the new player experience. Maybe it's necessary to keep the game alive under the F2P model but if I was coming in fresh I would probably bounce off the game after playing for a bit and not really liking anyone available.

Mind over Matter
Jun 1, 2007
Four to a dollar.



Bottom Liner posted:

lol my queue was down to 4,000 and then jumped to 20,000 :wtf:

Yeah, I think the servers crapped out or something. I was in and playing, got an error and it kicked me back into and infinite 20,000 queue.

In other news, I was very bad at OW1 and plan on continuing to be very bad in OW2.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

It is bad though

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

I would like to play the video game!

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

I would like to play the video game!

On release day?! What year is this, 2010?

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
Well at least there is demand.

Andrigaar
Dec 12, 2003
Saint of Killers
In an hour I went from 40K to 20K to server not responding to 30K to suddenly in the game while I went to do some chores instead of sit around.

What I learned is that you all need to go do some chores. The game will reduce your queue timer for being responsible.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

No, apparently it's not even demand, there is a denial of service attack on Blizzard.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Eason the Fifth posted:

Mature German Daddy Smashes Petite Brit Against Wall

I'm giving it all I've got!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I know it's Overwatch and all but let's chill it on the horny posting.

DrBox
Jul 3, 2004

Sombody call the doctor?
Widow got a huge buff. She can one-shot server infrastructure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KaFoAaxG60

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

there is a fine line between appreciating and horny

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
lol queued for 3 hours and then lost connection and reset to 40k for the 3rd time

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



I said come in! posted:

No, apparently it's not even demand, there is a denial of service attack on Blizzard.

I suspect that is just us.

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