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DemoneeHo posted:
Remake of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" looking good so far.
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DandyLion posted:Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's hotmom time!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:37 |
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Lmao oh, my bad. That makes more sense. Hopefully he's just a dumbass 23 year old from Texas who needs more time to grieve his dad's passing but this is reddit, so him being full Joe Spinell in Maniac is also not off the table.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:37 |
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Post Ironic Cereal posted:Age gap is whatever but other than that it doesn't seem so bad on the surface. There's no power imbalance and they're adults so I don't get anything particularly horrifying unless I come back later and find out I skipped the part where it's her kid's long-distance online ex or something. Okay, but if you gender swap this you'll have tons of people calling out the age gap and power imbalance. She was widowed at an age where a family supporting man would likely have life insurance and has a long established career. He is an exchange student...
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:48 |
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DemoneeHo posted:A couple of momma's boys today Move out so your hot mom can get railed in her own home, you creepy weirdo.
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Acres of Quakers posted:Okay, but if you gender swap this you'll have tons of people calling out the age gap and power imbalance. She was widowed at an age where a family supporting man would likely have life insurance and has a long established career. He is an exchange student... Yeah but "client" in this case is like whatever. There's no power imbalance or professional ethics issues like say if it was a lawyer or psychologist having an affair with their client. He deliberately chose that word to make it sound skeevier than it actually is.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:53 |
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Yeah I am leaning on the race thing a lot more than the age thing. AITA for body slamming an unleashed dog? quote:edit - only injury i sustained I (24f) was walking my mother who is partially paralyzed from a stroke outside for some fresh air.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:56 |
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sullat posted:Yeah but "client" in this case is like whatever. There's no power imbalance or professional ethics issues like say if it was a lawyer or psychologist having an affair with their client. He deliberately chose that word to make it sound skeevier than it actually is. yeah it so patently Oedipal that I can't figure if he hates black people more than he wants to gently caress his mom
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DandyLion posted:Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's hotmom time! Cougar runnings!
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DandyLion posted:yeah it so patently Oedipal that I can't figure if he hates black people more than he wants to gently caress his mom hey hey now, maybe it's a combo: he wants to see a black dude gently caress his mom.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:57 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:hey hey now, maybe it's a combo: he wants to see a black dude gently caress his mom. it's 2022; he wants his mom to see a black dude gently caress him also his dads ghost is there
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:57 |
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I saw that version of Hamlet at the community theater.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:08 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Yeah I am leaning on the race thing a lot more than the age thing. NTA. I’m a dog lover but if your unleashed dog is jumping at people poo poo is gonna go down.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:09 |
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That dog one reminded me of a Dear Abby I saw someone post on Twitter a couple days ago, tracked down the text: Dear Abby: My co-worker made no attempt to control the dogs quote:DEAR ABBY: My husband and I attended a party at the home of one of my co-workers. There were about 15 guests. Twitter got really salty about this because it reads like the OP hates dogs which, whatever, but honestly I'm gonna be an rear end in a top hat here and say that, as someone who really likes dogs, I hate being jumped on by other people's dogs.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:18 |
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I mean, yeah, dogs get excited when a new person shows up to the house because they wanna figure out if they're a threat and get their scent. If you're throwing a house party those dogs are going to go loving insane. My sister's dog loses his loving mind and can drag my niece across the house if he hears the doorbell. I had to pin him down once just so my parents could open the door and walk into the building.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:29 |
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AITA? I’m upset my step daughter won’t stay at our house and insists on a hotelquote:I know maybe Reddit is the wrong place for this, but here goes. one kid down, three to go. maybe jesus will visit you in the retirement home
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:31 |
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I like the casual acknowledgment that they would use money to control her if they could.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:38 |
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you guys just don't get it. she has violated the sacred bond between personal trainer and client.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:42 |
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I think it is creepy for OP to snoop around his mom’s sex life, but also creepy for mom to gently caress an exchange student half her age.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:44 |
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kdrudy posted:I like the casual acknowledgment that they would use money to control her if they could. I'm also digging the amount left unsaid in the phrase "I’ll admit I could have phrased it better, but"
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:44 |
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Kurieg posted:My sister's dog loses his loving mind and can drag my niece across the house if he hears the doorbell. I had to pin him down once just so my parents could open the door and walk into the building.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:47 |
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I always love how these Christians always seem to focus on the no sex before marriage deal, but are usually okay with lying, cheating, eating seafood, wearing clothes with mixed fibers, even stealing to a degree, but put your dilly in a whoohoohoo and that is where God and we draw the line!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 16:47 |
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Somebody pointed out in the comments that Jesus explicitly disapproved of divorce.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Somebody pointed out in the comments that Jesus explicitly disapproved of divorce. I had to see if they replied to this, and of course the only time they replied was to the one non-YTA comment suggesting that the daughter shared some blame
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:07 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:how the hell does every dog know what a doorbell means anyway, is it something about the stereotypical doorbell noise? Like even when a doorbell's on TV my dog will go nuts and he's not usually a go-nuts type. Yeah it's a real mystery. Maybe we could perform some sort of scientific study to see if dogs can learn to associate specific events they look forward to, like new people appearing at the house, with the sound of a bell.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:09 |
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hell, no sex before marriage? what if youre not sexually compatible? what if the dude has a baby dick? youre just stuck with them?
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Post Ironic Cereal posted:Age gap is whatever but other than that it doesn't seem so bad on the surface. I guess but if the genders had been flipped there would have been outrage for sure. I'm almost embarrassed to point it out because it's so often bandied about by sexist shitlords, but all other things being equal, a relationship between someone in their early forties and in their mid-twenties is at least worthy of a few raised eyebrows.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:12 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:hell, no sex before marriage? what if youre not sexually compatible? what if the dude has a baby dick? youre just stuck with them? Why would that matter when the purpose of sex is to keep cranking out babies?
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:13 |
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I feel like there was a post quoted in one of these thread iterations years ago literally saying that, yes. Some incel ranting that premarital sex was unfair to men with tiny dicks because otherwise they'd never get married. I also remember that post with the lady who waited until marriage and then discovered that her husband was some kind of feeder freak who could only get off if there was a bucket of chicken wings in the bed with them
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:14 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:hell, no sex before marriage? what if youre not sexually compatible? what if the dude has a baby dick? youre just stuck with them? Yes. This is why there used to be so many jokes and comedy bits about hating your spouse. The idea that if your relationship is unhappy you can just break up and try again, and that you should try to figure out if this will happen before major, life-altering commitment, is a relatively modern development
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:23 |
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My ex-wife and I were devoutly religious and got married before we did the deed. We ended up being sexually compatible though which was partly luck, and partly because we at least discussed it beforehand. "How important is sex to you and what does it mean" "How often do you think you'll want to have sex" "What if you want to have sex and I don't, what do we do then" "What's your best guess on sexual acts you want to do or have done to you. What do you want to try" "Is there any stuff you know for sure you won't want to do" "Do we want to use protection and if so what kind" I once told this to a co-religionist who was having marriage problems and he was blown away. "Wow we should have done that, I'd at least have had some idea of what I was signing up for". What do a couple virgins know about sex, for sure. But it at least lets you find out that your partner is only interested in procreation and they won't gently caress you unless it's conception time. Which had happened to one of her aunts- spent decades frozen out of intimacy because her husband was a procreation-only man.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:29 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:you guys just don't get it. she has violated the sacred bond between personal trainer and client. Sounded more to me like she established that bond.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:you guys just don't get it. she has violated the sacred bond between personal trainer and client. 80s movies told me that’s what a personal trainer was for in the first place
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:37 |
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hawowanlawow posted:you can read a bunch of relationship advice and lol at humanity and maybe get a little wiser, or you can read a bunch of relationship advice and learn to use the lingo to manipulate people into giving you what you want
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:51 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I guess but if the genders had been flipped there would have been outrage for sure. I'm almost embarrassed to point it out because it's so often bandied about by sexist shitlords, but all other things being equal, a relationship between someone in their early forties and in their mid-twenties is at least worthy of a few raised eyebrows. If the genders were flipped, the weirdest (and frankly probably racist) part of the story by far would still be the daughter stalking her widowed dad to figure out his relationship status with the exchange student.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 17:57 |
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It was never clear to me what scar could have done even if he had no murderous intent in that situation. Bite Mufasa's paw and pull? That seems unlikely to be able to get enough leverage and painful besides.
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Mr. Lobe posted:It was never clear to me what scar could have done even if he had no murderous intent in that situation. Bite Mufasa's paw and pull? That seems unlikely to be able to get enough leverage and painful besides.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:19 |
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Sagebrush posted:Yeah it's a real mystery. Maybe we could perform some sort of scientific study to see if dogs can learn to associate specific events they look forward to, like new people appearing at the house, with the sound of a bell. Settle down there, Schrödinger
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:23 |
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PetraCore posted:I think he probably could have helped keep Mufasa hanging there until after the stampede passed, then let him drop. Or hold him and wait until Sora, Donald, and Goofy could come around and use magic to save Mufasa
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Scar had his lackeys start the stampede.
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