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Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012


They say this everytime



I've never really got the hate for Thnderball. The underwater sequences are slow, but are also pretty interestingly filmed and filled with tension. The scenery is gorgeous, one of the best looking classic bonds easily. The festival escape is one of the best "social" escapes in the series behind only the winters festival escape in OHMSS. Fiona Volpe is one of the best female henches, Largo is a great villain who manages to feel like someone whose incredibly powerful in a criminal organization but is also terrified of his boss, and the whole thing feels vaguely plausible and has some good actual spycraft that really starts falling out of the series by the next movie.

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Michael Lonsdale looks and sounds so much like Peter Dinklage that it's also outright weird.

…holy poo poo.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Sodomy Hussein posted:

I think maybe the only real unsalvageable Moore movies are Man with the Golden Gun, which nearly killed the series, or Octopussy, where he spends like 30 minutes dressed as a clown. It's kind of incredible that they had one more Moore film left in them, because Octopussy screams "out of ideas."

In Moonraker I think Michael Lonsdale really understood the assignment and luckily has plentiful one-liners. Moonraker recycling plots in the Bond seems to go without saying. Of the "funny" Moore movies I think it's the best.

Michael Lonsdale looks and sounds so much like Peter Dinklage that it's also outright weird.

Octopussy is a great movie. People make fun of the clown bit but I think most who do haven't actually watched it ever or recently - it's legitimately kind of thrilling, with the ticking clock on the nuke and Bond trying to get to it. The actual time he's in the makeup is quite short. It's also got some amazing stunt work, the fight on the plane at the very end is one of the best in the franchise, and it's got an absolutely top-tier cold open. It definitely leans into the comedy side of Bond, which some people don't love and I get that, and the plot is one of the more confusing ones and some people claim they can't figure out what the bad guy's goal is (a fair critique of many Bond movies, tbh) but if you enjoy a Bond who delivers bad jokes, Octopussy is excellent.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

gohuskies posted:

Octopussy is a great movie. People make fun of the clown bit but I think most who do haven't actually watched it ever or recently - it's legitimately kind of thrilling, with the ticking clock on the nuke and Bond trying to get to it. The actual time he's in the makeup is quite short. It's also got some amazing stunt work, the fight on the plane at the very end is one of the best in the franchise, and it's got an absolutely top-tier cold open. It definitely leans into the comedy side of Bond, which some people don't love and I get that, and the plot is one of the more confusing ones and some people claim they can't figure out what the bad guy's goal is (a fair critique of many Bond movies, tbh) but if you enjoy a Bond who delivers bad jokes, Octopussy is excellent.

I completely agree. I was surprised when I finally watched the “Clown Bond” scene to find out it was actually A) pretty short and B) rather intense and great. I think Octupussy is better than most people give it credit for, but is still in the mid-range of Moore movies, just based on how good/bad some of his movies are.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Yeah another Octopussy fan here, although perhaps I'm biased by a Maud Adams infatuation.

I also like MWTGG more than most Bond fans, but this has nothing to do with Maud. (I don't really even associate her with this film and I'm always a bit surprised when I see her name in the opening credits... "Oh yeah... I forgot she's in this..."). What I like about MWTGG is Christopher Lee, a fantastic Bond villain who is able to salvage the movie for me unlike Michael Lonsdale or Christopher Walken (both great but I hate their entries). Nick Nack is fun too.

Also, it was a nice return to a more typical Bond format after the very weird Live And Let Die. (I am old :corsair:; you sorta had to be there as they were coming out.)

EDIT: Don't mean to imply that I think MWTGG is good. It IS sub-par; it's just not the worst. Octopussy, though, is kinda ok for Moore entry?

Sir Nose fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Sep 23, 2022

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The only bond movies I can’t stand are diamonds are forever, octopussy, a view to a kill and spectre

And sorta Thunderball. It’s so loving boring. But it’s got some fun stuff. I can watch the rest no problem

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Gaius Marius posted:

They say this everytime

Regular reminder that they heavily hyped up Monica Belucci as finally giving Bond an age appropriate Bond Girl only for her role to literally be "screws Bond then tells him the location of the secret spooky Spectre meeting".

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

CelticPredator posted:

The only bond movies I can’t stand are diamonds are forever, octopussy, a view to a kill and spectre

And sorta Thunderball. It’s so loving boring. But it’s got some fun stuff. I can watch the rest no problem
I dont really understand this because Moonraker is the worst parts of Octopussy, Thunderball, and View to a Kill - while being a remake of the last Bond before it but worse! Even Flanderising the henchman.

The mid section with Drax is when he's hanging out with Chris Walken in View to a Kill...except it's not Chris Walken to bring those parts up. Jaws is even more of a dumb joke than in the last movie with worse setpieces. The space fight is more boring and dumb than Thunderball. It has a worse score and theme song than any of those movies. I really don't get it.

A View to a Kill at least has a great theme song and score, and Walken hamming it up with Grace Jones wandering around is kind of entertaining g for those moments, as a comparison.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
The one thing you can say for Moonraker is that when the helicopter pilot girl who never learned how to read gets killed by dogs, is a genuinely harrowing and scary scene. That's probably the main thing for it, and I'm a guy who loves Roger Moore's comedy Bond.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I do really like the music during the underwater scenes in Thunderball.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Moonraker is nostalgic to me lol.

The first bond movies I had were man with the golden gun, moonraker, spy who loved me, for your eyes only, and goldfinger

So those got watched a whole lot as a kid

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

A View to a Kill has gotta be Walken's worst performance, right. he plays every scene like he just woke up.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The Thunderball underwater action was filmed at a pretty shallow depth with professional divers but did a lot of dangerous stunts like intentionally cutting each other's air lines for "kills". It's slow but really elaborate for the 60s.

The book version is completely different. Realistically, nobody can see that well during the battle so it's a very brutal and chaotic fight in the darkness for the most part with a lot of stabbing.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

A View to a Kill has gotta be Walken's worst performance, right. he plays every scene like he just woke up.

A View to a Kill is very much a classic case of a movie where no one involved wanted to be making it. Roger Moore was done with the role (I've mentioned this before in this thread, I think, but he was horrified upon learning that not only was he older than Tanya Roberts, he was older than her mother, and EON refused to let him out of his contract), John Glen and Richard Maibaum were burnt out, Walken seems like he was in the depths of a coke bender ... it's a real mess of a movie, saved only by its killer theme.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Moore also disliked working with Grace Jones. I don't remember whether it was a mutual animosity or not, but I think he just had a personality conflict with her.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Timby posted:

A View to a Kill is very much a classic case of a movie where no one involved wanted to be making it. Roger Moore was done with the role (I've mentioned this before in this thread, I think, but he was horrified upon learning that not only was he older than Tanya Roberts, he was older than her mother, and EON refused to let him out of his contract), John Glen and Richard Maibaum were burnt out, Walken seems like he was in the depths of a coke bender ... it's a real mess of a movie, saved only by its killer theme.

I would say it’s saved by Grace Jones, it’s a dogshit movie but she’s one of my favorite Bond henchpersons

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I would say it’s saved by Grace Jones, it’s a dogshit movie but she’s one of my favorite Bond henchpersons

May Day is one of the freshest parts of that pretty stale movie. She doesn't immediately switch sides when she falls in love (Jaws), and Bond doesn't bring her to the Light Side by assaulting her in a barn (Pussy Galore); she responds to the fact that Zorin tried to loving kill her too after the loyalty she had shown him.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Also that visual of her forcefully pumping the mine cart and Walkens egotistical win just cracking when he sees her coming out is a great scene.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I really like how Jones plays the scene too. She's laughing and waving off Bond (who is trying to get her not to commit suicide), but as soon as she sees Zorin/his blimp, the smile disappears right before the bomb goes off. May Day was cool as a cucumber and knew exactly what she was doing.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

You Only Live Twice has me excited about my watching journey again. Nice and zippy and only a little over the top. Roald Dahl really nailed the whimsy and humor.

The racism is next level though holy poo poo. I knew immediately that a Japanese setting was gonna be bad news but Bond in yellowface blew past my expectations. I thought Team America was doing a ridiculous bit but it's barely an exaggerated version of this!

High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012
I have no idea why they kept Bond's Japanese makeover when they tossed out everything else from that book

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Moore also disliked working with Grace Jones. I don't remember whether it was a mutual animosity or not, but I think he just had a personality conflict with her.

According to his autobiography, she had a chronic problem showing up on time.

Famethrowa posted:

You Only Live Twice has me excited about my watching journey again. Nice and zippy and only a little over the top. Roald Dahl really nailed the whimsy and humor.

The racism is next level though holy poo poo. I knew immediately that a Japanese setting was gonna be bad news but Bond in yellowface blew past my expectations. I thought Team America was doing a ridiculous bit but it's barely an exaggerated version of this!

The funny part is the book does this twice, and it's an utter failure that fools nobody. They try to dress up Bond as a nameless Japanese businessman but he's a 6'2 dude who keeps loudly speaking in his British accent all the time and ends up being tailed without noticing it for days. When they switch to being a deaf mute miner for his actual infiltration, Blofeld can immediately tell who he is.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I forgot how from Russia doesn't even look at bond until a third of the way into the book. I enjoyed the deeper look at what those rascally Russians were up to.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Today is James Bond day, and it would be heretical not to watch a film.

I still haven’t seen NTTD but after watching this clip they made for all the films, seems like there are about eight or ten I’d rather rewatch, than watch NTTD for the first time. Is that wrong?

https://twitter.com/amazonstudios/status/1577630402604310528?s=46&t=KL5IJGvwVhbOSXyM5WtAfA

What film are you going to watch today?

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Oct 6, 2022

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

NTTD is bad, but so are a few of the movies. Its exacerbated by the incredible fatigue of having to wait so drat long for it and for being stuck with Craig for so long. It does still have a few good parts like the Ana de armas scènes, but as a whole it's only worth one watch.

Personally I'm going with From Russia with Love, been a minute since I've seen it. Hyped to see that opening and the train fight again. Gonna save OHMSS for Christmas like usual, and maybe do a mini marathon of all the Connery's over my vacation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Might fry up some sole and pair it with a nice chianti. The red kind.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

MrMojok posted:

I still haven’t seen NTTD but after watching this clip they made for all the films, seems like there are about eight or ten I’d rather rewatch, than watch NTTD for the first time. Is that wrong?

I wouldn't call NTTD bad, since there are two other Craig bond films that are much worse, but it's certainly not good. I haven't rewatched since the movie theater so maybe this is overly charitable or critical but my thought is it's room temperature bond. Some good sequences, nice stunts, fun side characters, it flows okay despite being kinda long, but nothing elevates it. There are definitely at least 8-10 other better bond films. Just watch the two best from each actor; in lieu of a second Lazenby, dealer's choice.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


NTTD rules imo. It’s not the best Craig one, but it’s not Spectre or Quantum or whatever your least favorite one is. I realize I’m in the minority of loving the Craig era Bond, but I found it to be a really good overall capstone on this run.

My rank probably goes Casino - Skyfall - NTTD - Quantum - Spectre.

I would probably watch any of them over a majority of the older films.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

NTTD has a really good score which goes a long way in the scheme of Bond themes. You're looking at a nice landscape or a wide shot of an action sequence with Barry, ZImmer, or Arnold - or you're looking at it with, like, Michael Kamen, and it automatically makes those sections in the former better, even when it's in a worse movie. Most of a View to a Kill is bad, but Barry elevates him surviving the fire in that scene so well that you can't help but like it, no matter how dumb everything surrounding it is.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Conversely the awful score in For Your Eyes Only drags what would be a top five Bond into the tens.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Well I went to Amazon intending to watch NTTD but then I saw they have a documentary that’s just about the Bond music.

Started watching it and really got sucked in, this is good.

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 6, 2022

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

According to his autobiography, she had a chronic problem showing up on time.

The funny part is the book does this twice, and it's an utter failure that fools nobody. They try to dress up Bond as a nameless Japanese businessman but he's a 6'2 dude who keeps loudly speaking in his British accent all the time and ends up being tailed without noticing it for days. When they switch to being a deaf mute miner for his actual infiltration, Blofeld can immediately tell who he is.

On a related note, I don’t think I ever posted in your Let’s Read Bond thread.

And was way behind, and in fact I’m still not finished reading it. But I just wanted to say thanks for doing that.

It’s a great companion to the books, to read one and read your notes and insights about it, as well as everyone else’s in the thread.

I know that was a lot of work, thank you.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Apologies for the dreadful triple-post, but after watching the Music of James Bond documentary, I did watch NTTD, and I thought it was great.

I think my lack of enthusiasm for watching it was from some posts I read ITT way back, but I honestly enjoyed it a lot, and I’m glad I watched it.

It was a good James Bond Day.

e: and yes, the NTTD score was magnificent

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MrMojok posted:

On a related note, I don’t think I ever posted in your Let’s Read Bond thread.

And was way behind, and in fact I’m still not finished reading it. But I just wanted to say thanks for doing that.

It’s a great companion to the books, to read one and read your notes and insights about it, as well as everyone else’s in the thread.

I know that was a lot of work, thank you.

Thank you! My health and business have made it difficult to post more regularly, but I'm still doing the continuation one!

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Gaius Marius posted:

Conversely the awful score in For Your Eyes Only drags what would be a top five Bond into the tens.

Actually the bill conti disco score loving owns

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

MrMojok posted:

Well I went to Amazon intending to watch NTTD but then I saw they have a documentary that’s just about the Bond music.

Started watching it and really got sucked in, this is good.

Watched that last night and really enjoyed it. It felt like it was supposed to be a small feature just about NTTD for the bluray or something and got expanded after it was delayed for so long, but it was great!

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

pretty soft girl posted:

Actually the bill conti disco score loving owns

Only person I ever seen say that the most serious Moore needed the cheesiest soundtrack

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Gaius Marius posted:

Conversely the awful score in For Your Eyes Only drags what would be a top five Bond into the tens.

What the hell.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Was James Bond Day always in early October? Not sure where I picked up the habit but I've always thought of November as like the dedicated Bond Month.

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Gaius Marius posted:

Only person I ever seen say that the most serious Moore needed the cheesiest soundtrack
Nah, I've said at least once upthread that I unironically like Conti's score. (Actually most of the one-time composers, except Kamen's too-Lethal Weapon-y job for LtK.)

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