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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


freeedr posted:

If I had a dollar for every time a bear took one look at me and just backed right out the door

Please don't tell us about your sex life

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Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

How we managed to domesticate wolves, wild boar, and ur-ox, but consistently failed with the cuddly bears, I'll never understand.
Clearly isn't for a lack of trying.

they just eat all your food and take a long nap op

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Mr. Crow posted:

they just eat all your food and take a long nap op

im a bear?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Can't be, you're unbearable

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



freeedr posted:

If I had a dollar for every time a bear took one look at me and just backed right out the door

Maybe you should get your 'ladybugs' treated

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/j7lZ032.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Unh I think that triggered a back spasm.

I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that

Oh great here comes sciactica

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

PainterofCrap posted:

Unh I think that triggered a back spasm.

I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that

Oh great here comes sciactica

She has mastered the lost mystical art of Not Being Old.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

the Liefeld school of funny walks

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

That weird rear end giggle has a good beat on repeat.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Base Emitter posted:

She has mastered the lost mystical art of Not Being Old.

the knowledge never lasts

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

anatomi posted:

That weird rear end giggle has a good beat on repeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS3_SgILyy8

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vZXW7Vq.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




This seems like something straight out of Reno 9-1-1

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Self-driving cars, smdh

We encountered our first horse and buggy while on a road trip in Ohio last month, followed shortly afterward by our second through fifth. Thankfully none of them seemed to be operating under the influence, but it sure was a surprise to see them pop up out of nowhere on a country-dark highway.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


PainterofCrap posted:

I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that

her instructor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki8yGFTieGU

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Hirayuki posted:

Self-driving cars, smdh

We encountered our first horse and buggy while on a road trip in Ohio last month, followed shortly afterward by our second through fifth. Thankfully none of them seemed to be operating under the influence, but it sure was a surprise to see them pop up out of nowhere on a country-dark highway.

Did you wave back at them

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Velocity Raptor posted:

They're fainting goats. :3: Whenever they get startled, their joints lock up.

(Timestamped to skip the intro and get to actual info)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGnswgifqhc&t=46s

Its a bit less :3: when you know what they're used for

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Admiral Joeslop posted:

Did you wave back at them
Too dark and rainy.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Dragonstoned posted:

Its a bit less :3: when you know what they're used for

Creating funny gifs on the internet? What else could they possibly be used for?!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

OwlFancier posted:

Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals

You don't gotta outrun the coyote, Bessie. Just gotta outrun the goats.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Robobot posted:

Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh?

Have you ever met a goat?! Start teaching those little fuckers karate and they'll take over the world.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mischief posted:

Have you ever met a goat?! Start teaching those little fuckers karate and they'll take over the world.

At least until you startle them

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Karate classes for kids aren't cheap.

Same still applies for teaching human children.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

OwlFancier posted:

Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals

Life is cheap for a goat

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/fETXI6G.mp4

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Robobot posted:

Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh?
Why don't we just breed poisonous fainting goats? Boom, predator problem solved.

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf
Don't need to worry about predators if you shoot all your livestock

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Knormal posted:

Why don't we just breed poisonous fainting goats? Boom, predator problem solved.

Toxic collars are a thing for sheep.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://i.imgur.com/ZuwwkLP.mp4

Sound advised

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/i7UmdzL.mp4

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Groda posted:

Toxic collars are a thing for sheep.
Well as something implemented in reality, that sucks.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



this is literally what silenced pistols are for

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Isn't there some saying about bringing a silenced pistol to an icepick fight?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I know we all dream about it but she really shouldn't

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
What's she so upset about, anyway?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The other car had the vanity plates she wanted.

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

hooah posted:

What's she so upset about, anyway?

It's raining and she's all wet. We've all been there. Being wet in a car sucks.

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