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DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.

Kyte posted:

What's wrong with those?

They aren't really designed with mobility in mind, no pack-in battery and no pack-in screen unless you are buying some sort of aftermarket goofy kit, which may or may not be available when you need to start standing up spares and casualty replacements. They are also typically quite a bit slower than most off-the-shelf hardware platforms.

Like, I really like Pis in education as a basis for like learning to program and learning Linux because you can really gently caress them up bad and not feel bad since you're a $10 SD card and 20 minutes away from factory default. But in my mind I view them as a lab machine more so than like a 1 to 1 'everyone carries it at all times' thing.

DeathSandwich fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Oct 3, 2022

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Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this
Ah ok so it's just a bad fit for the use case. Cool, for a minute I was worried there was something terrible about Pis I'd missed.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kyte posted:

Ah ok so it's just a bad fit for the use case. Cool, for a minute I was worried there was something terrible about Pis I'd missed.

They aren't as cheap as they used to be, and of COURSE theres a coin to mine with them and ESPs. I can honestly say I have wanted a Pi Zero for a few years and not been organically able to get one for the $10 or whatever they were. IE the issue of MagPi that had one free on the cover.

Pi Picos are the new hot trend though for me and exactly what I require.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Humphreys posted:

They aren't as cheap as they used to be, and of COURSE theres a coin to mine with them and ESPs. I can honestly say I have wanted a Pi Zero for a few years and not been organically able to get one for the $10 or whatever they were. IE the issue of MagPi that had one free on the cover.

Pi Picos are the new hot trend though for me and exactly what I require.

The Pico's really more like an arduino than a full-on SBC, right?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Yeah, power-sipping RP2040 SoC with 264KB RAM and 2MB flash.

It's ARM, but definitely Arduino territory rather than SBC.

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/04/technology/elon-musk-twitter-deal.html

quote:

Elon Musk, in a surprise move that adds another twist to a monthslong drama that has preoccupied the tech industry, Wall Street and Washington, proposed a deal with Twitter on Monday evening that could bring to an end an acrimonious legal fight between the billionaire and the social media company.

The arrangement would allow Mr. Musk to acquire Twitter at $54.20 per share, the price he agreed to pay for the company in April, two people familiar with the proposal who were not authorized to speak publicly said.

But it was not immediately clear whether Twitter planned to accept his offer, which could be seen as a negotiating tactic by Mr. Musk to halt Twitter’s litigation against him. Mr. Musk is scheduled to be deposed on Thursday and Friday in Austin, Texas, according to a legal filing. Twitter could ask for court supervision for the deal to ensure that Mr. Musk follows through with his offer.

I can't tell if this is a stalling tactic or whether he thinks going through with the original deal is better for him than whatever the outcome of the trial would be. Though most places I read put the "worst case" outcome of the trial as him being forced to go through with the original deal.

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.

thekeeshman posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/04/technology/elon-musk-twitter-deal.html

I can't tell if this is a stalling tactic or whether he thinks going through with the original deal is better for him than whatever the outcome of the trial would be. Though most places I read put the "worst case" outcome of the trial as him being forced to go through with the original deal.

Being forced to go through with the deal is probably one of the better case scenarios all things considered, because he at least gets control of the company that way.

Worst case would probably be breach of contract fines run up because of multiple flagrant beaches of non-dispairagement clauses and a referral to the federal exchange commission for securities fraud if they could prove he knowingly tanked the stock price to try to renegotiate a better deal.

Either way, it continues to be a continued case of watching the two worst people you know fighting.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576969255031296000
So for those who wisely avoid Twitter drama: yesterday Elon had this brilliant tweet which has kicked off a solid day of mockery. Zelensky mocked this twitter poll with one of his one of his own, a senior Ukrainian diplomat told Elon to "gently caress off," and even Medvedev is making jokes about it. Not to mention Elon whining that the vote is only going against his plan because of the "biggest bot attack I’ve ever seen" and that Ukrainians should have more respect for him because of the money Space-X has spent on Starlink in Ukraine.

Giving the timing, how much of this announcement is because of his thin skin? Like the initial plan to purchase Twitter he might have buyers remorse again after some time to think, but it seems like this is an emotional decision after being thoroughly mocked for a day on Twitter. Now he can control it and make everyone respect his genius.

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost

thekeeshman posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/04/technology/elon-musk-twitter-deal.html

quote:

The arrangement would allow Mr. Musk to acquire Twitter at $54.20 per share, the price he agreed to pay for the company in April, two people familiar with the proposal who were not authorized to speak publicly said.


That is some bitch made phrasing. "Would allow him" to do what he already said he would do.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Rebel Blob posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576969255031296000
So for those who wisely avoid Twitter drama: yesterday Elon had this brilliant tweet which has kicked off a solid day of mockery. Zelensky mocked this twitter poll with one of his one of his own, a senior Ukrainian diplomat told Elon to "gently caress off,"



Supporting the illegal take over of sovereign nations seems to be a theme for him.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I don't have Verizon but still got an *ALERT TEXT MESSAGE EMERGENCY* telling me that dialing 911 on a Verizon phone is not working and I guess to text them instead or something and I heard a brief thing about it on the news today.

So, from what I can tell, I guess if you have the world's largest phone service provider as your carrier, you may have to run a few work arounds or something if your house catches fire or you go into cardiac arrest and need an ambulance. here we go:

Verizon users in multiple counties may experience issues when dialing 911 due to nationwide outage


https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/verizon-users-in-hernando-county-may-experience-issues-when-dialing-911-hcso

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Neito posted:

The Pico's really more like an arduino than a full-on SBC, right?

Yeah. I was kinda being specific for my usage sorry.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
The meme is real:
https://twitter.com/ThatsMauvelous/status/1576675184165068800?s=20&t=Pz65yGSrXr_KuPQsC_7ZIQ

Sagacity
May 2, 2003
Hopefully my epitaph will be funnier than my custom title.
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Ceci n'est pas un feu de circulation

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

PT6A posted:

Ceci n'est pas un feu de circulation

:golfclap:

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

I ran into the same thing today. The captcha told me to look for tractors, but it had a picture of a billboard with a tractor, and wouldn't let me through until I agreed it was a tractor.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
my recent captcha craziness was it asking me for ANIMAL doing THING.

like select all dogs yawning, or lions with its eyes closed. i thing I got a click bait youtube video about the current 2022 "meta" for captchas that had even crazier ones.

like literally playing a warioware mini game levels of crazy.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

PhazonLink posted:

my recent captcha craziness was it asking me for ANIMAL doing THING.

like select all dogs yawning, or lions with its eyes closed. i thing I got a click bait youtube video about the current 2022 "meta" for captchas that had even crazier ones.

like literally playing a warioware mini game levels of crazy.

I saw that video I think - it wasn't clickbait. It was a little video essay about the history of captchas. I think the example that prompted the video was 'click on the horse made of clouds'.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
oh yeah, here's the video for reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppM_7-uTH14 some other notes I remember is how kid logins for roblox are getting some of the harder captchas.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PhazonLink posted:

oh yeah, here's the video for reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppM_7-uTH14 some other notes I remember is how kid logins for roblox are getting some of the harder captchas.

And the parents rejoice, now for minecraft

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

I didn't see this posted yet, but this is a real video about how to reset your wifi-enabled lightbulbs.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


It's been posted pretty regularly since they uploaded it in 2019.
No one's come up with a better way to reset stuck wifi in a light bulb you can't easily reach.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

duz posted:

It's been posted pretty regularly since they uploaded it in 2019.
No one's come up with a better way to reset stuck wifi in a light bulb you can't easily reach.

"Don't buy lightbulbs that need wifi" seems pretty foolproof.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

My cheap-rear end wifi bulbs are fuckin great. I’d never go back.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Turning off the lights in my house using the switch takes literal seconds. I've never wanted them dimmer, I've never wanted them coloured.

I just don't get it

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Baronash posted:

"Don't buy lightbulbs that need wifi" seems pretty foolproof.

This has been my plan tbqh, although I'm more of the "keep a loaded gun next to the printer, just in case" kind of end user.

Less Fat Luke
May 23, 2003

Exciting Lemon

starkebn posted:

Turning off the lights in my house using the switch takes literal seconds. I've never wanted them dimmer, I've never wanted them coloured.

I just don't get it
Eh it's nice having all the outside lights come up at sundown or when it's dark from rain without having to remember or do it. Otherwise... the raccoons take over.

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE
Remember when people in this thread were pretty optimistic about driverless cars? I remember this 2016 toxx for example:

Cicero posted:

Yeah, I'll take this bet. :toxx: there'll be a publicly available self-driving car that can handle a majority of car trips for your average person in the states with no human intervention* within 10 years.

* beyond obvious setup type things like telling it where to go, maybe some state info relevant to where it's legal to park (e.g. whether you have a handicapped placard), etc.

edit: now to add this to my calendar. Hope google calendar and gmail both still exist 10 years from now.

Meanwhile, the cover story of this week's Bloomberg Businessweek:



https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-10-06/even-after-100-billion-self-driving-cars-are-going-nowhere posted:

It all sounds great until you encounter an actual robo-taxi in the wild. Which is rare: Six years after companies started offering rides in what they’ve called autonomous cars and almost 20 years after the first self-driving demos, there are vanishingly few such vehicles on the road. And they tend to be confined to a handful of places in the Sun Belt, because they still can’t handle weather patterns trickier than Partly Cloudy. State-of-the-art robot cars also struggle with construction, animals, traffic cones, crossing guards, and what the industry calls “unprotected left turns,” which most of us would call “left turns.”

The industry says its Derek Zoolander problem applies only to lefts that require navigating oncoming traffic. (Great.) It’s devoted enormous resources to figuring out left turns, but the work continues. Earlier this year, Cruise LLC—majority-owned by General Motors Co.—recalled all of its self-driving vehicles after one car’s inability to turn left contributed to a crash in San Francisco that injured two people. Aaron McLear, a Cruise spokesman, says the recall “does not impact or change our current on-road operations.”

quote:

This, it seems, is the best the field can do after investors have bet something like $100 billion, according to a McKinsey & Co. report. While the industry’s biggest names continue to project optimism, the emerging consensus is that the world of robo-taxis isn’t just around the next unprotected left—that we might have to wait decades longer, or an eternity.

“It’s a scam,” says George Hotz, whose company Comma.ai Inc. makes a driver-assistance system similar to Tesla Inc.’s Autopilot. “These companies have squandered tens of billions of dollars.” In 2018 analysts put the market value of Waymo LLC, then a subsidiary of Alphabet Inc., at $175 billion. Its most recent funding round gave the company an estimated valuation of $30 billion, roughly the same as Cruise. Aurora Innovation Inc., a startup co-founded by Chris Urmson, Google’s former autonomous-vehicle chief, has lost more than 85% since last year and is now worth less than $3 billion. This September a leaked memo from Urmson summed up Aurora’s cash-flow struggles and suggested it might have to sell out to a larger company. Many of the industry’s most promising efforts have met the same fate in recent years, including Drive.ai, Voyage, Zoox, and Uber’s self-driving division. “Long term, I think we will have autonomous vehicles that you and I can buy,” says Mike Ramsey, an analyst at market researcher Gartner Inc. “But we’re going to be old.”

quote:

One of the industry’s favorite maxims is that humans are terrible drivers. This may seem intuitive to anyone who’s taken the Cross Bronx Expressway home during rush hour, but it’s not even close to true. Throw a top-of-the-line robot at any difficult driving task, and you’ll be lucky if the robot lasts a few seconds before crapping out.

“Humans are really, really good drivers—absurdly good,” Hotz says. Traffic deaths are rare, amounting to one person for every 100 million miles or so driven in the US, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Even that number makes people seem less capable than they actually are. Fatal accidents are largely caused by reckless behavior—speeding, drunks, texters, and people who fall asleep at the wheel. As a group, school bus drivers are involved in one fatal crash roughly every 500 million miles. Although most of the accidents reported by self-driving cars have been minor, the data suggest that autonomous cars have been involved in accidents more frequently than human-driven ones, with rear-end collisions being especially common. “The problem is that there isn’t any test to know if a driverless car is safe to operate,” says Ramsey, the Gartner analyst. “It’s mostly just anecdotal.”

Waymo, the market leader, said last year that it had driven more than 20 million miles over about a decade. That means its cars would have to drive an additional 25 times their total before we’d be able to say, with even a vague sense of certainty, that they cause fewer deaths than bus drivers. The comparison is likely skewed further because the company has done much of its testing in sunny California and Arizona.

Entire article is worth reading, there are some funny dunks in there.
e: paywall evasion: https://archive.ph/8H1Wj

TheFluff fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Oct 7, 2022

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

TheFluff posted:

Remember when people in this thread were pretty optimistic about driverless cars? I remember this 2016 toxx for example:

Meanwhile, the cover story of this week's Bloomberg Businessweek:







Entire article is worth reading, there are some funny dunks in there.

yeah it's a much more complex and potentially unbounded problem then I think most people anticipate it. just a couple of common examples I run into all the time:
- Big heavy white rocks in the road versus a white plastic bag in the road
- kid chasing a soccer ball into the road and the kids straining to escape her mothers hand and launch into the road in front of my car
- debris falling off the back of an insecure load - anything from a folding chair to a garbage bag , rakes, you name it
- Guy standing by the side of the road waiting for the signal versus guy standing by the side of the road waiting to sprint into traffic as soon as possible
- line of ducklings crossing traffic

I can't deal with these situations if my brain is mainly a collection of heuristics surrounding relatively common and easily recognizable objects. most of my daily Drive involves deeply context aware processing.

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

I've mostly encountered Waymo and Nuro cars while I'm out riding my bike and the deference I get from their cars gives me the impression of safety, more than I get from drivers, and it's almost solely down to them not "seeing red" as soon as they encounter me and do stupid poo poo to pass. They seem to happily sit behind you at a safe distance below the speed limit until there's an actual safe space to pass. They're also real sticklers for the speed limit which is nice. That SF Cruise crash mentioned had the other car doing 40 in a 25 :psyduck:

As long as we're not getting any better transportation solutions, this seems to be the last hope of reigning in the danger from cars, which sucks to have to put your optimism in.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

BeeSeeBee posted:

As long as we're not getting any better transportation solutions, this seems to be the last hope of reigning in the danger from cars, which sucks to have to put your optimism in.

It's like you didn't even read that article.

ianmacdo
Oct 30, 2012

starkebn posted:

Turning off the lights in my house using the switch takes literal seconds. I've never wanted them dimmer, I've never wanted them coloured.

I just don't get it

Long bedroom and the light switch, for ceiling lights, is faraway from the bed. No space for lamps. Rental, so no putting in my own wires. With Philips hue I have a wireless switch that looks like a real one, but can be stuck on the wall next to the bed.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Changing color temperature at night, dimming, and gradual brightening sunrise alarms seem like unobjectionable theoretically wantable things. All of those existed in traditional bulbs/appliances.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

ianmacdo posted:

Long bedroom and the light switch, for ceiling lights, is faraway from the bed. No space for lamps. Rental, so no putting in my own wires. With Philips hue I have a wireless switch that looks like a real one, but can be stuck on the wall next to the bed.

I just navigate the distance in the dark using the map in my mind's eye

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

Motronic posted:

It's like you didn't even read that article.

The whole thing, no, it was meandering and just rehashed a bunch of stuff. Care to make a point?

e: If you're thinking the hope I mentioned is like a broad autonomous robo-taxis zipping around kinda world, I don't mean that. I mean more like in my specific locale (their backyard, so good weather for it), and if 5% of local trips could replaced, even using pre-mapped everything, in 20 years, I would be happy. I'm not optimistically hopeful, more like desperately hopeful because there's uhhh nothing else coming down the pipeline and I'm tired of getting assaulted.

BeeSeeBee fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Oct 7, 2022

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

ianmacdo posted:

Long bedroom and the light switch, for ceiling lights, is faraway from the bed. No space for lamps. Rental, so no putting in my own wires. With Philips hue I have a wireless switch that looks like a real one, but can be stuck on the wall next to the bed.

I simply use the best light controller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHidx57d1BU

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I shout “Lights out” and my google nest turns out the lights. It’s great.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Vegetable posted:

I shout “Lights out” and my google nest turns out the lights. It’s great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8-G8EoWOw

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

ianmacdo posted:

Long bedroom and the light switch, for ceiling lights, is faraway from the bed. No space for lamps. Rental, so no putting in my own wires. With Philips hue I have a wireless switch that looks like a real one, but can be stuck on the wall next to the bed.

Russians used a tennis ball.

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