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freeedr posted:If I had a dollar for every time a bear took one look at me and just backed right out the door Please don't tell us about your sex life
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 05:19 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:How we managed to domesticate wolves, wild boar, and ur-ox, but consistently failed with the cuddly bears, I'll never understand. they just eat all your food and take a long nap op
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 09:33 |
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Mr. Crow posted:they just eat all your food and take a long nap op im a bear?
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 10:01 |
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Can't be, you're unbearable
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:23 |
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freeedr posted:If I had a dollar for every time a bear took one look at me and just backed right out the door Maybe you should get your 'ladybugs' treated
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:12 |
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https://i.imgur.com/j7lZ032.mp4
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 02:30 |
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Unh I think that triggered a back spasm. I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that Oh great here comes sciactica
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 03:14 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Unh I think that triggered a back spasm. She has mastered the lost mystical art of Not Being Old.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 03:53 |
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the Liefeld school of funny walks
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 03:55 |
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That weird rear end giggle has a good beat on repeat.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 15:18 |
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Base Emitter posted:She has mastered the lost mystical art of Not Being Old. the knowledge never lasts
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 16:23 |
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anatomi posted:That weird rear end giggle has a good beat on repeat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS3_SgILyy8
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 19:17 |
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https://i.imgur.com/vZXW7Vq.mp4
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 00:28 |
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This seems like something straight out of Reno 9-1-1
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 01:00 |
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Self-driving cars, smdh We encountered our first horse and buggy while on a road trip in Ohio last month, followed shortly afterward by our second through fifth. Thankfully none of them seemed to be operating under the influence, but it sure was a surprise to see them pop up out of nowhere on a country-dark highway.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 01:24 |
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PainterofCrap posted:I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that her instructor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki8yGFTieGU
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 03:12 |
Hirayuki posted:Self-driving cars, smdh Did you wave back at them
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 04:52 |
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Velocity Raptor posted:They're fainting goats. Whenever they get startled, their joints lock up. Its a bit less when you know what they're used for
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 08:12 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Did you wave back at them
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 13:14 |
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Dragonstoned posted:Its a bit less when you know what they're used for Creating funny gifs on the internet? What else could they possibly be used for?!
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 15:52 |
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Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 15:57 |
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Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh?
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 16:25 |
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OwlFancier posted:Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals You don't gotta outrun the coyote, Bessie. Just gotta outrun the goats.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 16:28 |
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Robobot posted:Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh? Have you ever met a goat?! Start teaching those little fuckers karate and they'll take over the world.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 16:34 |
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mischief posted:Have you ever met a goat?! Start teaching those little fuckers karate and they'll take over the world. At least until you startle them
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 17:07 |
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Karate classes for kids aren't cheap. Same still applies for teaching human children.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 18:36 |
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OwlFancier posted:Fainting goats are kept with other herd animals because they faint when startled, meaning predator animals will eat them instead of more valuable herd animals Life is cheap for a goat
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 19:10 |
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https://i.imgur.com/fETXI6G.mp4
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 20:27 |
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Robobot posted:Why not just breed them to know karate, that way they could fight off the predators instead of being eaten by them? Farmers are kinda dumb sometimes, huh?
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 20:59 |
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Don't need to worry about predators if you shoot all your livestock
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 21:40 |
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Knormal posted:Why don't we just breed poisonous fainting goats? Boom, predator problem solved. Toxic collars are a thing for sheep.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 23:30 |
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https://i.imgur.com/ZuwwkLP.mp4 Sound advised
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 23:44 |
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https://i.imgur.com/i7UmdzL.mp4
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 00:25 |
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Groda posted:Toxic collars are a thing for sheep.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 01:33 |
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this is literally what silenced pistols are for
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 01:41 |
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Isn't there some saying about bringing a silenced pistol to an icepick fight?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 01:43 |
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I know we all dream about it but she really shouldn't
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 02:42 |
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What's she so upset about, anyway?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 03:28 |
The other car had the vanity plates she wanted.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 03:30 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:01 |
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hooah posted:What's she so upset about, anyway? It's raining and she's all wet. We've all been there. Being wet in a car sucks.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 06:30 |