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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I’m very upset they didn’t cast an Italian to play Mario

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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Also I don’t think its fair for Lesbians to claim Velma when she’s obviously a hyper intelligent pansexual

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mola Yam posted:

babu

frik

They named the tiny alien Baby Freak

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


They should've got Charles Martinet to voice Velma

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


remember in one if the new popular star wars movies a big b plot was them having to jailbreak their phone (c3po) so they could load the sith translation app on it lol

then his eyes turned red lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

remember in one if the new popular star wars movies a big b plot was them having to jailbreak their phone (c3po) so they could load the sith translation app on it lol

then his eyes turned red lol

and this was one of like three "we need to get the thing to figure out where the thing is" plot points in the movie lol

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

projecthalaxy posted:

remember in one if the new popular star wars movies a big b plot was them having to jailbreak their phone (c3po) so they could load the sith translation app on it lol

then his eyes turned red lol

NGL I had forgotten about that lol

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Filthy Hans posted:

ewok is an anagram for woke

traveling to Endor for the first time in Galaxies and immediately getting slaughtered by ewoks is still a top 10 gaming experience for me

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Ewok Hunt in the new battlefront is a genuinely fun gametype. It's Zombies from Halo, but with Ewoks lol

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Fleetwood posted:

traveling to Endor for the first time in Galaxies and immediately getting slaughtered by ewoks is still a top 10 gaming experience for me

memory unlocked

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Ewok Hunt in the new battlefront is a genuinely fun gametype. It's Zombies from Halo, but with Ewoks lol

that game mode was also legitimately fun/funny

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

did they make Velma gay or did they just make it totally undeniable for every goddam drooling idiot

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Fleetwood posted:

traveling to Endor for the first time in Galaxies and immediately getting slaughtered by ewoks is still a top 10 gaming experience for me

Do you remember gorax hunts

I ruined a gorax hunt one time by killing the hunting party's jedi

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fried Watermelon posted:

They should've got Charles Martinet to voice Velma

They should just replace Velma with Waluigi entirely

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
velma -> wario
daphne -> waluigi

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I mean, in that my hard drive is full of gigabytes upon gigabytes of drawings of Waluigi and Fred loving, sure

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Do you remember gorax hunts

I ruined a gorax hunt one time by killing the hunting party's jedi

wow I had to look this up but I definitely joined these to help my guild mates/chase badges

been searching for ages to find a crafting game that compares to SWG– something's gotta give. I think only FFXIV gets close

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Filthy Hans posted:

The MI-6 people all sing The Internationale, which would be socialist except they do it ironically which makes it anti-socialist

also the turncoat chose to go to the Soviet side not because it is fundamentally a more just system than capitalist democracy but rather it was an aesthetic choice, which makes that character a poor socialist if that factors into the rating system

Yeah iirc the mole is mostly pissed that Britian isn't top dog anymore and decides to pick the Soviets over the Americans

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Fleetwood posted:

wow I had to look this up but I definitely joined these to help my guild mates/chase badges

been searching for ages to find a crafting game that compares to SWG– something's gotta give. I think only FFXIV gets close

You could always play swgemu. I never got into the crafting because I was my guild's faction grinder. I built us a whole imperial outpost with at-sts

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

War and Pieces posted:



look the problem isn't that they made her a lesbian it's that they're trying to make her a *cool* lesbian

I just learned that Velma’s new bff is code named “hot dog water” and the puzzle pieces are fitting into place

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Grey Fox posted:

did they make Velma gay or did they just make it totally undeniable for every goddam drooling idiot

Velma is south Asian. And gay. And frankly I'm both furious about it, and here for it.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Velma is character, she has no agency of her own and every moment of her existence has been created by a human being. So in this way, she was literally "made gay"

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
Scooby Doo is also gay but as he is a dog it almost never comes up, plotwise

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
TalkingDog4TalkingDog, Nothing Gay, Nothing Sexual, Just Blow and Go

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

StashAugustine posted:

Yeah iirc the mole is mostly pissed that Britian isn't top dog anymore and decides to pick the Soviets over the Americans

I think the past few years have proved that correct.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Anyways i'm going to watch this today. Probably one of the finest films every made.



Literally every character in this movie is getting hosed by late stage capitalism, even like minor characters. It's like communist propaganda about how bad life in America is and it rules

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Jeff Bridges hosed the whole case up because he stole the waitress's tip, lol

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I wish lodge 49 didn’t get cancelled.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

new LOTR has some deeply embarrassing plot points, including an ending so bad it left my mouth hanging open. just incredible

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

i say swears online posted:

new LOTR has some deeply embarrassing plot points, including an ending so bad it left my mouth hanging open. just incredible

Spoil it I've gotta know

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Spoil it I've gotta know

mount doom erupts and blankets that portion of the contient in fire, ash and death. orcs claim the new land and one of them turns to the orc leader asking him "this new land, what should we call it?"

adar the orc leader turns off into the distance and a giant caption changes THE SOUTHLANDS to MORDOR. end of episode. it reminded me of dr hibbert at the end of who shot mr burns part one


someone already parodied it

https://i.imgur.com/I3vFuVM.mp4

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Spoil it I've gotta know

there's a balrog living under Dwarf Mountain

edit: oh I guess the Mordor reveal came after that

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
We shall call this place... Orcsborough

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Orcghanistan

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

someone did post the clip but if you haven't been clicking the spoiler tags don't click this either

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1578390012898557952

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
That guy's an orc? He looks like the leader of the wildlings lol

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

That guy's an orc? He looks like the leader of the wildlings lol

he was born an elf and got twisted up as part of Sauron's genetic engineering program, or something to that effect

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

episode 9 was the worst movie i saw in theaters in the past decade i think



I'm still amazed they did this

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

this week was probably the worst one so far for the Rings show

main characters have plot armor thicker than a battleship's but they still keep going with the trope of a character being believed dead only to show up alive, multiple times this episode including one who will no doubt pop up next episode and the musical cues will surely make this seem like a shocking turn of events and not at all inevitable

the only thing at all interesting was the dwarf prince's wife making an abrupt Lady MacBeth turn near the end

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

he was born an elf and got twisted up as part of Sauron's genetic engineering program, or something to that effect

should asked him to keep twisting - this one's not orc'd up enough yet!

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

loquacius posted:

someone did post the clip but if you haven't been clicking the spoiler tags don't click this either

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1578390012898557952

hahaha that sucks so loving much

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