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salt shakeup posted:This thread is full of luddites who don't understand crypto. Of course they are going to grumble about QR codes and "needing a smartphone" in 2022 and totally misunderstand the process lol. Please tell us more about the merits of crypto.
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salt shakeup posted:This thread is full of luddites who don't understand crypto. yeah, totally salt shakeup posted:$100,000 bitcoin by the end of the year. It's really that simple.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 05:59 |
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I would bet on $100k price, but at a volume of 4 coins being wash-traded by the final baghodlers for the rest of eternity
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 06:58 |
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salt shakeup posted:This thread is full of luddites who don't understand crypto. Of course they are going to grumble about QR codes and "needing a smartphone" in 2022 and totally misunderstand the process lol. Bitcoin never made it $100k so can I punch you in the dick now?
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salt shakeup posted:This thread is full of luddites who don't understand crypto. Of course they are going to grumble about QR codes and "needing a smartphone" in 2022 and totally misunderstand the process lol. Yes, YES, MORE!!! I DEMAND MORE e: and DVG0031 should catch a charge for felony murder for owning this dude so hard with so little effort
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 08:51 |
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the crypto understander is here to save the thread! maybe with a bitcoin $1M prediction this time!
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 11:21 |
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:the crypto understander is here to save the thread! maybe with a bitcoin $1M prediction this time! someone chart his post history against btc price lol. i just went thru it and it's
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 11:33 |
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you'll have to suffer through a bunch of him saying "poggers" though
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:someone chart his post history against btc price lol. i just went thru it and it's I did a quick look and it’s only been above 20k a few times since September 15. 68% value loss in the past year is good right? Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Oct 7, 2022 |
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coolusername posted:Big news: um can someone tell me what that means? like that a BNB is? what are these saver chains? Is this like hollywood accounting 600 million? or like real money or like BAYC money?
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 12:22 |
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They've stolen chuck-e-cheese tokens that someone asserts are worth $600m, and are currently attempting to turn them into Itchy-and-Scratchy money. No actual dollars are threatened.
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Ups_rail posted:um can someone tell me what that means? like that a BNB is? what are these saver chains? Is this like hollywood accounting 600 million? or like real money or like BAYC money? Obviously you couldn't just sell $600m without crashing the token value, as it's like 60% of the 24 hour volume. Market caps are totally bullshit in cryptoland, but people still use and quote them. Because BSC (the blockchain behind BNB) is a centralised thing controlled by Binance, they basically can - and did - turn it off when they found out this happened. The hacker had managed to syphon off ~$100m worth of it into various places before they did that, but the rest is essentially frozen. Still a decent haul, all things considered, he/she could launder and convert that amount over a period of time. A bunch of other places have blacklisted the wallet address too. Crypto - decentralised, except when it isn't.
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Durzel posted:~$600m at present value, assuming you could convert it all to filthy fiat. thank you sometimes I dont understand things like DeFi
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What I still don't quite understand is, once you've stolen all your monopoly money how do you actually convert it into real cash in your bank account? I thought most of the non-KYC exchanges closed and even if you wash all the coins through monero or tornado cash surely your bank is going to ask you where the money came from if you suddenly deposit $10m with no warning? Do these stolen coins just exist as potential wealth that never actually gets turned into something useful or are there just tons of people happily buying millions of dollars of bitcoin for slightly less than market value and just turning a blind eye?
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 13:00 |
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I assume whoever is capable of pulling that off would have some idea as to how to launder money. Ransomware rings somehow manage to earn money off that even though all transactions are done with crypto, after all.
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Reset the Clocks! https://www.reuters.com/technology/hackers-steal-around-100-million-cryptocurrency-binance-linked-blockchain-2022-10-07/ quote:Binance, the world's largest crypto exchange, has been hit by a $570 million hack, a Binance spokesperson said on Friday All those butts, all those hacks. $100k people!
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 14:36 |
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Is there any hope of this killing Binance? That's the one I am most interested in seeing die after recommending a friend not to work for them.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I did a quick look and it’s only been above 20k a few times since September 15. Looks like only a 62% loss so I'm 6% richer than you thought , of course a paperhands nocoiner luddite like you wouldn't know how to read a graph
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salt shakeup posted:This thread is full of luddites who don't understand crypto. Please explain to me, a full-stack software developer with experience developing dozens of applications with RBDMSes and NoSQL databases (one of which is being acquired by Google Drive at the moment), how a distributed ledger system is beyond me.
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Macichne Leainig posted:Please explain to me, a full-stack software developer with experience developing dozens of applications with RBDMSes and NoSQL databases (one of which is being acquired by Google Drive at the moment), how a distributed ledger system is beyond me. salt shakeup posted:Bitcoin is poggers.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 16:48 |
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I knew that dumb phrase had jumped the shark when I saw it in a loving lexus commercial of all things. It was like watching your 65 year old dad awkwardly say "radical."
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 16:51 |
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Don't have a cow, man.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 16:58 |
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that's so raven
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Oh no, you're right
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gbut posted:Don't have a cow, man.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 17:19 |
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Bitcoin makes me pogger every time. RN I'M POGGING!
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 18:00 |
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He's gonna do it! He's gonna pog!
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help i pogged my pants
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Pog in my pants
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Pogcoin
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remember alf?
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 18:40 |
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pog my alf hole
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 18:46 |
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Pogressive rock
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 19:03 |
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got an email from a recruiter this morning:quote:I am recruiting for a exciting company at the forefront of Web 3.0 innovation, with the goal of revolutionizing the internet by decentralizing data storage. They are a multibillion dollar company and are responsible for one of the top 40 highest valued Cryptocurrencies. i had a lol and hit delete without replying, of course.
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happyhippy posted:I wish they would go after Jake/Logan Paul for this same poo poo. That would be great. Although if you ever interacted with federal regulators in finance, they don't come off as the sort of person to know who the hell Logan Paul is.
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nexous posted:good news everyone Nexo has increased their offer to 2500 for nexo.us domain Honestly, you could pull a Trump and tell them they can have it for the price of (1) Greenland. Pham Nuwen posted:got an email from a recruiter this morning: The thing is, tech people are always in demand why? Because unlike crypto they actually do loving jobs. Reminds me of this, which was Musk quoting Musk: https://www.techdirt.com/2022/10/05/elon-musks-texts-suggest-way-more-people-in-the-silicon-valley-elite-should-have-imposter-syndrome/ - this article about Musk's text messages and Twitter. This is all of "people who are capable of work and not leeches on society" vs the rich. techdirt posted:The other funny thing in these text messages is how random people pop up suggesting new executives who can be put in place at Twitter. There’s a person who’s name is redacted who pushed for “a Blake Masters type” to lead Twitter enforcement (Blake Masters is the Peter Thiel protégé who is running for the Senate in Arizona and seems to have all the charisma of a stone toad). Then there’s the (partially disgraced) venture capitalist Steve Jurvetson suggesting (the even more disgraced) Emil Michael as a potential senior exec for the company.
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Pham Nuwen posted:got an email from a recruiter this morning: lol Nothing like writing a mysql frontend for a web3 project.
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Pham Nuwen posted:got an email from a recruiter this morning: Even when she spent four months of being unemployed, my fiancee went "lolnope" the second she found out one of the job opportunities she was being recruited for was a crypto company.
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Macichne Leainig posted:Please explain to me, a full-stack software developer with experience developing dozens of applications with RBDMSes and NoSQL databases (one of which is being acquired by Google Drive at the moment), how a distributed ledger system is beyond me. Salt Fish posted:lol Yeah, you’re 100% right. Everyone knows the best thing to write web3 projects on is toilet paper
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