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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


weed acquired, cores humming with rocket league

it must be friday evening!

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Porch: sunny
Beer: cold
Friday: Friday

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

weed acquired, cores humming with rocket league

it must be friday evening!

I’ve been doing the daily championships at 9pm and I’ve been getting to the last round in platinum league :clint:

*I think there’s still a diamond league but imma pretend platinum is the highest*

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Nuts and Gum posted:

I’ve been doing the daily championships at 9pm and I’ve been getting to the last round in platinum league :clint:

*I think there’s still a diamond league but imma pretend platinum is the highest*

nice one! I've got a real life mate I don't get to see much irl these days, but we play rocket league a few times a week and the tournaments are great. sadly we've never won one together but I did win a diamond one once with some random. we were chatting in between games and he was some dutch guy, very friendly. he said he was champ 2 rank, and I was only diamond 2 at the time. but he was like, "hey man you play well you can make it to champ."

then i finally made it to champ this season in ranked 2v2 and drat these games are hard now! I feel like every mistake gets dunked on instantly. I need to stick to casual when I'm smerkin weedz.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i realize now that this really isn't the thread for me. no fridays, no mondays, no tuesdays wednesdays or thursdays. all my days are saturdays except for the sundays when there's an indy car race on tv

l8rs sk8rs g8rs and b8rs

e: voted 2 once again for old times sake

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




dee eight posted:

i realize now that this really isn't the thread for me. no fridays, no mondays, no tuesdays wednesdays or thursdays. all my days are saturdays except for the sundays when there's an indy car race on tv

l8rs sk8rs g8rs and b8rs

e: voted 2 once again for old times sake

nah if anything you're the most qualified to post itt, experiencing 7x the fridays of the rest of us

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


but when every day is friday, is any day actually friday?

*hits blunt*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yeah, all of them

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


...

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


*hits blunt*

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

nice one! I've got a real life mate I don't get to see much irl these days, but we play rocket league a few times a week and the tournaments are great. sadly we've never won one together but I did win a diamond one once with some random. we were chatting in between games and he was some dutch guy, very friendly. he said he was champ 2 rank, and I was only diamond 2 at the time. but he was like, "hey man you play well you can make it to champ."

then i finally made it to champ this season in ranked 2v2 and drat these games are hard now! I feel like every mistake gets dunked on instantly. I need to stick to casual when I'm smerkin weedz.

drat, how many diamond levels are there? Also I’ve never once heard anyone talk in Rocket League, on psn or xbl. Maybe I need to enable that…

And yeah, I’m starting to see that when I score, it’s only because someone else hosed up something basic, not because I’m good. Watching people juggle the ball in midair and kick it back and forth never letting the ball hit more than once on the ground is…exhausting to keep up with :negative:

Like you, I get past tipsy/Stoney and suddenly I’m trash. There really needs to be an industry standard ‘stoner and drunks only’ matchmaking, maybe by detecting how often someone sings?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Nuts and Gum posted:

drat, how many diamond levels are there? Also I’ve never once heard anyone talk in Rocket League, on psn or xbl. Maybe I need to enable that…

And yeah, I’m starting to see that when I score, it’s only because someone else hosed up something basic, not because I’m good. Watching people juggle the ball in midair and kick it back and forth never letting the ball hit more than once on the ground is…exhausting to keep up with :negative:

Like you, I get past tipsy/Stoney and suddenly I’m trash. There really needs to be an industry standard ‘stoner and drunks only’ matchmaking, maybe by detecting how often someone sings?


There are three ranks per thingy, from 'bronze' to 'grand champion'. Then there is the highest rank 'supersonic legend', and those guys are absolutely insane. Basically pros and people who are good enough to keep up with them.



They release the rank distribution numbers inbetween every season and I can't remember exactly but I think the average rank is the high gold to low platinum ranks.

I can't do all the super fancy stuff but I think I'm close to 1000 hours now in the last 5 or so years and I've only just made it to champion 1 recently. Every time I decide I'm gonna learn to air dribble or something I last 10 minutes before I get bored and just want to play the normal game.

re: booze and weed there's a perfect level imo when I'm just inebriated enough to play naturally without overthinking anything and I end up dong great. then it's like one extra joint and I'm absolute garbage just driving around the pitch missing the ball everytime while everyone else plays the match lol

incase you can't tell I love rocket league <3

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

dee eight posted:

i realize now that this really isn't the thread for me. no fridays, no mondays, no tuesdays wednesdays or thursdays. all my days are saturdays except for the sundays when there's an indy car race on tv

l8rs sk8rs g8rs and b8rs

e: voted 2 once again for old times sake

:allears::allears::allears::allears:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what does 2% at 62 mean?

is that age 62 and using 2% of your retirement account per year as income? that's very conservative. most retirement calculators use like 4% or 3.5%. maybe that's not what the numbers mean though.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Understanding Your Retirement Formula
Your benefit factor, also known as age factor, is the percentage of pay to which you
are entitled for each year of service. It is determined by your age at retirement and
the retirement formula that applies to your classification.
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Reading the Retirement Formula Charts
We have included two charts related to the state miscellaneous and industrial
retirement formula 2% at 62. The chart below shows how the benefit factor increases
for each quarter year of age from 50 to 67. The chart on the next page shows the
percentage of final compensation you will receive.
2% at 62 Retirement Formula — Minimum retirement age is 52 years*
Age Exact Year ¼ Year ½ Year ¾ Year
50 0.842% 0.861% 0.880% 0.898%
51 0.917% 0.938% 0.959% 0.979%
52 1.000% 1.025% 1.050% 1.075%
53 1.100% 1.125% 1.150% 1.175%
54 1.200% 1.225% 1.250% 1.275%
55 1.300% 1.325% 1.350% 1.375%
56 1.400% 1.425% 1.450% 1.475%
57 1.500% 1.525% 1.550% 1.575%
58 1.600% 1.625% 1.650% 1.675%
59 1.700% 1.725% 1.750% 1.775%
60 1.800% 1.825% 1.850% 1.875%
61 1.900% 1.925% 1.950% 1.975%
62 2.000% 2.025% 2.050% 2.075%
63 2.100% 2.125% 2.150% 2.175%
64 2.200% 2.225% 2.250% 2.275%
65 2.300% 2.325% 2.350% 2.375%
66 2.400% 2.425% 2.450% 2.475%
67 or older 2.500% 2.500% 2.500% 2.500%
* Minimum retirement age is 50 years when you have combined classic and PEPRA service.
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Percentage of Final Compensation — 2% at 62 Retirement Formula
Age 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67+
Benefit
Factor 1.000 1.100 1.200 1.300 1.400 1.500 1.600 1.700 1.800 1.900 2.000 2.100 2.200 2.300 2.400 2.500
Years of
Service Percentage of Final Compensation
5 5.00 5.50 6.00 6.50 7.00 7.50 8.00 8.50 9.00 9.50 10.00 10.50 11.00 11.50 12.00 12.50
6 6.00 6.60 7.20 7.80 8.40 9.00 9.60 10.20 10.80 11.40 12.00 12.60 13.20 13.80 14.40 15.00
7 7.00 7.70 8.40 9.10 9.80 10.50 11.20 11.90 12.60 13.30 14.00 14.70 15.40 16.10 16.80 17.50
8 8.00 8.80 9.60 10.40 11.20 12.00 12.80 13.60 14.40 15.20 16.00 16.80 17.60 18.40 19.20 20.00
9 9.00 9.90 10.80 11.70 12.60 13.50 14.40 15.30 16.20 17.10 18.00 18.90 19.80 20.70 21.60 22.50
10 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00 16.00 17.00 18.00 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00 25.00
11 11.00 12.10 13.20 14.30 15.40 16.50 17.60 18.70 19.80 20.90 22.00 23.10 24.20 25.30 26.40 27.50
12 12.00 13.20 14.40 15.60 16.80 18.00 19.20 20.40 21.60 22.80 24.00 25.20 26.40 27.60 28.80 30.00
13 13.00 14.30 15.60 16.90 18.20 19.50 20.80 22.10 23.40 24.70 26.00 27.30 28.60 29.90 31.20 32.50
14 14.00 15.40 16.80 18.20 19.60 21.00 22.40 23.80 25.20 26.60 28.00 29.40 30.80 32.20 33.60 35.00
15 15.00 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.50 24.00 25.50 27.00 28.50 30.00 31.50 33.00 34.50 36.00 37.50
16 16.00 17.60 19.20 20.80 22.40 24.00 25.60 27.20 28.80 30.40 32.00 33.60 35.20 36.80 38.40 40.00
17 17.00 18.70 20.40 22.10 23.80 25.50 27.20 28.90 30.60 32.30 34.00 35.70 37.40 39.10 40.80 42.50
18 18.00 19.80 21.60 23.40 25.20 27.00 28.80 30.60 32.40 34.20 36.00 37.80 39.60 41.40 43.20 45.00
19 19.00 20.90 22.80 24.70 26.60 28.50 30.40 32.30 34.20 36.10 38.00 39.90 41.80 43.70 45.60 47.50
20 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 36.00 38.00 40.00 42.00 44.00 46.00 48.00 50.00
21 21.00 23.10 25.20 27.30 29.40 31.50 33.60 35.70 37.80 39.90 42.00 44.10 46.20 48.30 50.40 52.50
22 22.00 24.20 26.40 28.60 30.80 33.00 35.20 37.40 39.60 41.80 44.00 46.20 48.40 50.60 52.80 55.00
23 23.00 25.30 27.60 29.90 32.20 34.50 36.80 39.10 41.40 43.70 46.00 48.30 50.60 52.90 55.20 57.50
24 24.00 26.40 28.80 31.20 33.60 36.00 38.40 40.80 43.20 45.60 48.00 50.40 52.80 55.20 57.60 60.00
25 25.00 27.50 30.00 32.50 35.00 37.50 40.00 42.50 45.00 47.50 50.00 52.50 55.00 57.50 60.00 62.50
26 26.00 28.60 31.20 33.80 36.40 39.00 41.60 44.20 46.80 49.40 52.00 54.60 57.20 59.80 62.40 65.00
27 27.00 29.70 32.40 35.10 37.80 40.50 43.20 45.90 48.60 51.30 54.00 56.70 59.40 62.10 64.80 67.50
28 28.00 30.80 33.60 36.40 39.20 42.00 44.80 47.60 50.40 53.20 56.00 58.80 61.60 64.40 67.20 70.00
29 29.00 31.90 34.80 37.70 40.60 43.50 46.40 49.30 52.20 55.10 58.00 60.90 63.80 66.70 69.60 72.50
30 30.00 33.00 36.00 39.00 42.00 45.00 48.00 51.00 54.00 57.00 60.00 63.00 66.00 69.00 72.00 75.00
31 31.00 34.10 37.20 40.30 43.40 46.50 49.60 52.70 55.80 58.90 62.00 65.10 68.20 71.30 74.40 77.50
32 32.00 35.20 38.40 41.60 44.80 48.00 51.20 54.40 57.60 60.80 64.00 67.20 70.40 73.60 76.80 80.00
33 33.00 36.30 39.60 42.90 46.20 49.50 52.80 56.10 59.40 62.70 66.00 69.30 72.60 75.90 79.20 82.50
34 34.00 37.40 40.80 44.20 47.60 51.00 54.40 57.80 61.20 64.60 68.00 71.40 74.80 78.20 81.60 85.00
35 35.00 38.50 42.00 45.50 49.00 52.50 56.00 59.50 63.00 66.50 70.00 73.50 77.00 80.50 84.00 87.50
36 36.00 39.60 43.20 46.80 50.40 54.00 57.60 61.20 64.80 68.40 72.00 75.60 79.20 82.80 86.40 90.00
37 37.00 40.70 44.40 48.10 51.80 55.50 59.20 62.90 66.60 70.30 74.00 77.70 81.40 85.10 88.80 92.50
38 38.00 41.80 45.60 49.40 53.20 57.00 60.80 64.60 68.40 72.20 76.00 79.80 83.60 87.40 91.20 95.00
39 39.00 42.90 46.80 50.70 54.60 58.50 62.40 66.30 70.20 74.10 78.00 81.90 85.80 89.70 93.60 97.50
40 40.00 44.00 48.00 52.00 56.00 60.00 64.00 68.00 72.00 76.00 80.00 84.00 88.00 92.00 96.00 100.00

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
idk, pension is just under 80% of my last salary if I retire at 65 .... its ... just around ... the corner :negative:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hmm, ok, it's something different. i don't know what "percentage of pay for each year of service" means. do you just multiply the percentage by the number of you years you worked? so like, if you worked 30 years and the percentage is 2%, you get 60% of your pay from the pension? i'm not lucky enough to have a pension, so no clue.

what i'm used to seeing for retirement calculation is that you start by figuring out how much money you think you need each year in retirement (before taxes), subtract whatever you expect to get from social security each year, and then divide the rest by 0.04 (or whatever percentage) and that will tell you the total amount you need to have saved in a 401k and other savings to retire. then you would withdraw about 4% of your portfolio each year. according to historical analysis that's a fairly safe bet and you won't run out of money before you croak, assuming the future isn't worst than the past (which is obviously a totally safe assumption as there are no looming disasters on the horizon that will ruin the global economy)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol okay you made me actually figure out how this works.

So you can retire at 52 and then the pension you receive is 1% times the number of years you have worked (so retire at 52 after working 5 years total you get 5%)

For every year you work over the age of 52 that the % goes up by 0.1 so by 62 you get 2% x total years worked. if you work to 67 you'll get 2.5% x total years, etc

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

cool a whole bunch of math in the friday thread when i'm tryna relax after 2.5 hrs at the climbing gym

NOT

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

lol okay you made me actually figure out how this works.

So you can retire at 52 and then the pension you receive is 1% times the number of years you have worked (so retire at 52 after working 5 years total you get 5%)

For every year you work over the age of 52 that the % goes up by 0.1 so by 62 you get 2% x total years worked. if you work to 67 you'll get 2.5% x total years, etc

congrats on the kid nooner, have you figured a family into your retirement math? :ohdear:



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

cool a whole bunch of math in the friday thread when i'm tryna relax after 2.5 hrs at the climbing gym

NOT

here's to just "existing" on a friday

haven't had a cig or any alcohol since last friday and still too little energy to actually go to the packy and now thinking that might be a good thing

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

cool a whole bunch of math in the friday thread when i'm tryna relax after 2.5 hrs at the climbing gym

NOT

the math is in the pursuit of everlasting friday

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my whole work is math and i'm not.even thinking about math for the rest of thos long weekend!!!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i retired because socialist security + medicare paid ever so slightly more than wages - insurance. poverty level retirement easily beats poverty level employment

also, because gently caress that work bullshit if you can just coast instead

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

There are three ranks per thingy, from 'bronze' to 'grand champion'. Then there is the highest rank 'supersonic legend', and those guys are absolutely insane. Basically pros and people who are good enough to keep up with them.



They release the rank distribution numbers inbetween every season and I can't remember exactly but I think the average rank is the high gold to low platinum ranks.

I can't do all the super fancy stuff but I think I'm close to 1000 hours now in the last 5 or so years and I've only just made it to champion 1 recently. Every time I decide I'm gonna learn to air dribble or something I last 10 minutes before I get bored and just want to play the normal game.

re: booze and weed there's a perfect level imo when I'm just inebriated enough to play naturally without overthinking anything and I end up dong great. then it's like one extra joint and I'm absolute garbage just driving around the pitch missing the ball everytime while everyone else plays the match lol

incase you can't tell I love rocket league <3

Holy crap, hundreds and hundreds of hours played and I’m about to breach ‘decent’ levels lol.

yeah like you mentioned, the beginnings of inebriation allow you to go into zen mode and crush, then 15 min goes by and whoops all whifs!

I had a buddy years ago get to the very top rankings which I still can’t believe because he played exclusively on kb/m :wtc:

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I’m gonna get some Taco Bell to shove into my mouth while I watch Cop Land

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I just turned on Blade II. Gotta keep it a bit spooky for a while.

But probably just going to play a game. So I won't be paying much attention, as always.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just turned on Blade II. Gotta keep it a bit spooky for a while.

But probably just going to play a game. So I won't be paying much attention, as always.

What do you like to play while sort of watching stuff in the background?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Nuts and Gum posted:

What do you like to play while sort of watching stuff in the background?

Lately it's been Insurgency Sandstorm. Which is weird because I'm really not into FPS's that much anymore. My nephew talked me into it and it's fun to play with him. I do co-op 100%. Never even tried pvp. It's nice because sometimes late at night you can get a crew that really works together and communicates. It's super laid back and I love being as positive as I can to everyone. I've played like 100 hours and haven't heard a single slur. Dead serious.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

neato burrito posted:

Today started off great but it's steadily declining. Found out I'm working night shift for two weeks, I smashed my finger between a car door and a wall, and got rubbing alcohol in my eye 😭

By the law of averages, next week you'll find out you'll be bar hopping the next two weeks, blasting pussy with your fingers, and getting alcohol all up in your gob.

This is the way.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ i love friday ♥

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ten minutes of Friday left

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




chores and exercise done with 10 minutes left in friday, time to speedrun a few beers and digital entertainment products

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Get your piss skulled folks.

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
In the hospital with a family member and it's rolled into Friday.

They haven't even given them any good drugs yet. :mad:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Guess what

https://twitter.com/fridaypacific/status/1578362206147600384

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Friday? Friday!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Going to switch it up this Friday and go in really late instead of leaving early. Slow Friday vibes.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm using this Friday to test my ability to work from home. I'm in training so I just gotta watch videos. Gonna be chill af today.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:coffeepal:

rare friday where i actually have to go to work

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