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Announcing Dog 2.0! Now with technicolor vision™️! |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:49 |
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Dog 2.0 poops in convenient-to-clean cubes. Science can't explain it! |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:51 |
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Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages! Can now operate guns for those long hunting trips or to ward off home intruders! Can use opposable thumbs to give approval or disapproval of your actions or state of being. 👍👎 Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 9, 2022 |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:53 |
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Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op? |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:11 |
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Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:29 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op? Users will be able to select between the new compatibility mode and the more traditional incompatibility mode they may be used to. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:51 |
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do we finally get a mute button? |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:58 |
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manero posted:do we finally get a mute button? Dog 2.0 Premium Edition comes with volume control as well as silent and vibrate modes. Dog 2.0 Home Edition owners can purchase an upgrade to Premium or Business Edition at any time. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:14 |
Rarity posted:Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species |
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:20 |
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Shadow0 posted:Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages! Rarity posted:Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species Uh oh. Dog Inc. holds no liability for what Dogs 2.0 do with their newfound capacity for independent action as well as murder. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:50 |
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Is Dog 2.0 Always-Online only? Or can it be used without an internet connection? |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:50 |
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fully companionable dog with human hands
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:08 |
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Can you get dog classic for a discount now?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:37 |
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The Bananana posted:Is Dog 2.0 Always-Online only? To support all the wonderful new features as well as to combat piracy, Dog 2.0 will require a stable internet connection to operate, yes. However, with the new extended- and twin- tail models, you'll find connecting to WiFi is a breeze! And you'll have twice the tail wagging! Twenty Four posted:Can you get dog classic for a discount now? We have no plans to release Dog Classic on the virtual shop or make it available for purchase at the moment. However, we remind everyone that piracy is a crime, and anyone found downloading Dog ROMs will be punished to the fullest extent of dog law. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:45 |
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You wouldn't download a dog
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:52 |
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Yes I would. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:53 |
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Rarity posted:You wouldn't download a dog what's upload dog?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:58 |
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Twenty Four posted:what's upload dog? about 40GB
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:09 |
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more falafel please posted:about 40GB not much, what's upload with you, dog?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:26 |
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not sure I like that dog 2.0 is always online. mine sees the mailman and starts making the noise of a modem connecting to aol at 40 baud
Gruß vom Krampus |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:42 |
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Shadow0 posted:Dog 2.0 poops in convenient-to-clean cubes. Science can't explain it! The secret ingredient is wombat DNA |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:47 |
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is dogs like cats |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:57 |
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Helo Byob, its been too long. I'm still on Dog 1.0 I dunno if we even want to upgrade, Linda is a rescue and really deserves all the love she gets.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:01 |
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Ok but what if Linda had fists of fury that could crush your enemies?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:11 |
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staberind posted:Helo Byob, its been too long. hey don't fix it if it ain't borke
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:11 |
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So do they pick up their own poop now or…
https://i.imgur.com/xuXBTA4.mp4 |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:32 |
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staberind posted:Helo Byob, its been too long. Unfortunately, if your Dog 1.0 connects to the Internet, it will automatically update. We will be phasing out all support for Dog 1.0 over the next few years. We recommend upgrading early to begin experiencing all the new features Dog 2.0 has to offer! |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 17:30 |
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I’ve rebooped several times and the upgrade doesn’t seem to be taking, who do I contact for a refund?
https://i.imgur.com/xuXBTA4.mp4 |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 17:31 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So do they pick up their own poop now or… No, but they will still eat it. It's fine, we're working on pushing out a hotfix.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:06 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op? cats don't need an upgrade because they are perfect, IGgy |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:14 |
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rear end-penny posted:cats don't need an upgrade because they are perfect, IGgy It's true but that didn't stop them from making dog 2.0, did it?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:38 |
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Can't wait until dog 8.2 gets deleted. |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:42 |
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Finger Prince posted:Can't wait until dog 8.2 gets deleted. Tuesday can't come soon enough |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:46 |
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How much longer until Dog 6.9?
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:47 |
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dog.exe has stopped responding
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 19:00 |
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i am looking forward to the corporate video presentation on dog 2.0 i want to learn the new terms and buzzwords
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:32 |
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biosterous posted:i am looking forward to the corporate video presentation on dog 2.0 Dogertainment Updogging K-10 |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:57 |
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Will Dog 2.0 be allowed to play basketball still? Have they added anything to the rules yet? |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:15 |
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Shadow0 posted:Dogertainment What’s updogging? https://i.imgur.com/xuXBTA4.mp4 |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:26 |
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dog 2.0 in 3-D |
# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:59 |