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....but also if it takes that long I’m usually dead for a bit like Morbius (or like Jared Leto playing Morbius and getting his rear end wheelchaired to the bathroom) It’s not always the case, and I’m usually in the 5-10 minute camp, it really varies and depends on other stuff (how many times we’ve gone, etc). No idea if it’s the downstream effect of some psychological or physiological issue
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Ok Comboomer posted:huh. That explains why all of my partners are super impressed when it takes me 40 minutes to finish How to tell someone you are taking SSRIs without saying you are taking SSRIs.
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KillHour posted:Impressed or bored? I think impressed? I dunno. If you do robotic missionary thrusting for 40 minutes nobody likes that but there’s a lot you can do that isn’t robotic missionary thrusting. I literally had an ex once break up with me because I went from the aforementioned 30+ minutes at a time to a more normal duration of ~5-10 over the course of a few months and she was like “the sex used to be amazing and unbelievable and now it’s not, it’s not that it got bad but by comparison it’s bad” I think she’s been seeing mainly women since then, and strap-ons never get soft so....good for her, she figured out what her needs were and how to meet them I guess weed seems to have an effect on duration for me, and thinking entirely unscientifically, my hunch is that it was way easier to reach those times when I was more of a weed noob, as it has generally gotten less commonplace with time (used to happen constantly when I was 24-26, less so as I’ve gotten older. I’m 32 now and I can maybe hit that time once in a night and then the rest are pretty short by comparison) But yeah, if you’re somebody who feels like they’re struggling with finishing too quickly, maybe try experimenting a bit. Maybe paying Jack in the Green a little visit before getting down will help. Also the classic trick of switching to cunnilingus or fingering for a few minutes if you think you’re close to popping and then going back.
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Zil posted:How to tell someone you are taking SSRIs without saying you are taking SSRIs. lmao true. But I don’t think I was taking them at the time I’m thinking of. And neither lamictal nor lithium are SSRIs
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Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:Is it remotely possible to gently caress someone bent over a bed without my feet, bare or socks, sliding all over the carpet? I think I even tried slippers to no avail. It may be a meme, but I believe I may have found your answer. 
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Im sleeping with a woman that is a squirter. the internet seems divided - is squirt piss or not? like im not offended or disgusted by it, but I would like to know what got in my eyes/mouth at least. second question - anyone here do onlyfans or similar with their partner? shes very curious about getting a side hustle going. e: to add to the dick drugs chat, I have found Viagra to give harder boners vs cialis but cialis will last me nearly 3 days whereas viagra only lasts only for 8hrs. combined with some weed and speed, its a drat good time regardless. the weed generally makes my nose stuffy anyway - use some decongestant spray to clear your airways (which in turn helps your breathing and your sex) Laserface fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jun 29, 2022 |
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Laserface posted:Im sleeping with a woman that is a squirter. Pretty sure it's not usually pee. But there was an Ask/Tell thread by a guy in the porn industry who said that in porn it mostly is pee, because that's just an easier way to have it "happen" reliably on camera. Re: OnlyFans, my impression is that, like any internet side -hustle, it takes a lot of work doing self-promo, plus you need some skill and equipment for producing photos/videos. That said, if you're looking to do a low-commitment "couple having natural-looking sex" thing, I've heard good things about Lustery. Oh and also give a thought to your future. The way someone once put it to me is that having your nudes all over the internet is like getting a facial tattoo. It can be cool and empowering, but it will definitely close some doors for you career-wise.
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If it's more than a small amount of liquid when she squirts, yes, it is urine. Just get towels and keep having fun 
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Can someone recommend a lube that doesn’t start feeling like a sticky mess after a few mins?
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dexter6 posted:Can someone recommend a lube that doesn’t start feeling like a sticky mess after a few mins? what brands/materials have you tried?
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If onlyfans is anything like my wife's twitch stream I wouldn't count on it being a successful side hustle. Do it if you enjoy it because making it turn a profit is going to be a full time job. And being a character to a bunch of internet strangers is real stressful even without loving for them. Also, speaking of my wife, any women have tips for pregnant sex? She'll get into it like she always has but then get kind of ashamed of her body. I'm just as attracted to her as ever, but also, being first time pregnant with twins is a really weird stressful experience that I can never fully get as a cis man. I want to make her feel pretty but not pressure her if she just wants to snuggle in baths which is what we mainly do now.
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dexter6 posted:Can someone recommend a lube that doesn’t start feeling like a sticky mess after a few mins? Generally silicone lube. Water based will almost always devolve into sticky. That being said, I find the stuff that's in gel form tends to stay not sticky a little longer as long as it's not too air exposed.
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dexter6 posted:Can someone recommend a lube that doesn’t start feeling like a sticky mess after a few mins? Organic coconut oil.
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MightyJoe36 posted:Organic coconut oil. Don’t use it with latex condoms, though! It can lead to breakage.
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dexter6 posted:Can someone recommend a lube that doesn’t start feeling like a sticky mess after a few mins? Wet Stuff Gold has been my go to forever. if it gets too tacky, add a few *drops* of water. Ive never found silicone lube any good for sex things.
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All water-based lubes should be able to reactivate with a few drops of water. Sliquid is a brand I've used for years and loved the whole time.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If onlyfans is anything like my wife's twitch stream I wouldn't count on it being a successful side hustle. Do it if you enjoy it because making it turn a profit is going to be a full time job. And being a character to a bunch of internet strangers is real stressful even without loving for them. Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head? sorry mate, I don't have any actual helpful advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
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MightyJoe36 posted:Organic coconut oil. couldn't find lube and started using the nice coconut oil from the kitchen and it is extremely good and cool and smells nice
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I'm too depressed to maintain an erection. I've been trying Cialis but it doesn't seem to do anything. I can only keep it up if I'm very drunk; the moment I become aware of ~ real life, everything stops functioning, no matter how much boner pills I've freebased right into my dick vein.
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credburn posted:I'm too depressed to maintain an erection. I've been trying Cialis but it doesn't seem to do anything. I can only keep it up if I'm very drunk; the moment I become aware of ~ real life, everything stops functioning, no matter how much boner pills I've freebased right into my dick vein. Try Viagra? I found it to be more intense but shorter duration vs. cialis. *I dont really have problems getting a boner though, i just use them to get better boners.
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Does this listing look suss to anyone else? It’s ticking my boxes of it being a fair chunk cheaper than other listings and Amazon being rife with knockoffs (which I’m sure extends to sex toys) but the seller ratings is very high too so might just be a good deal? https://a.co/d/g71Dqml (should show as $38 thru EIS). Looks like it has Amazon protection in place which helps. Girlfriend wants to jump into the pool of toys for the first time, and we looked down the wall of our local Hustler yesterday and she’s definitely more inclined to go the direction of the more sleek designs than realistic cock the size of a baby’s arm, so this looks a good first choice to us. Not sure if the hype is manufactured though.
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I wouldn't buy sex toys from Amazon, especially not the insertable kind
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Yeah, I hate how lovely that site has become. I just have zero reassurance I’m gonna get the real deal these days.
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Toys are one of the few areas that spending money is really really worth it. Wifey has a 200 dollar one she swears by, and it’s held up for a long while.
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Buy once, cry once, get internal chemical burns never.
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If you don't have a store like this near you and you just want to shop online, I'd recommend a store like Early to Bed or Good Vibrations that have curated selections of toys that have been selected for quality and body safety.
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Early to Bed is local to me - they're really great people and they will answer questions if you have them! If you need the deal - CVS and Walgreens coupons do apply to their sexual health department, and they carry toys from reputable brands (Lelo, Intimina, PicoBong) online, so perhaps you can wait for a good couopn or redeem your store points to purchase the item you're interested in at a lower price.
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Hug in a Can posted:Early to Bed is local to me - they're really great people and they will answer questions if you have them! jesus, thats a loyalty reward
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EL BROMANCE posted:Does this listing look suss to anyone else? It’s ticking my boxes of it being a fair chunk cheaper than other listings and Amazon being rife with knockoffs (which I’m sure extends to sex toys) but the seller ratings is very high too so might just be a good deal? That particular version of the Satisfyer is kind of outdated by 2022 standards/is battery operated vs rechargable IIRC (both of which is likely why it's at such a low price point) but if you're new to toys it's probably a decent enough first one. The thing about clitoral "suction"-based toys though is that everybody's got a different level of sensitivity so she might love it or it might be a total dud, won't know unless you give it a shot. I've bought plenty of toys through Amazon before that were fine, you just have to vet the reviews/seller  (also if it's an insertable obviously do your research regarding body safe materials, etc)I worked at a sex store between 2019-2022 and fwiw that model never seemed to sell as well or as often as the other toys in that same vein. It's a bit bulky IMO, I'd personally spring for a newer version or even a Womanizer toy instead; same concept but I think they were the OG of this kind of thing. We Vibe and Lelo also make similar stuff but I never liked to recommend "luxury" brands to people just starting out. If $200 isn't a huge deal to you though go hog wild I guess
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Thanks for the replies, I’ve got expensive hobbies so can agree about the ‘buy something high quality first and skip the cheap options’ viewpoint. I think I’ll hunt around for a YouTube/more adult orientated site that has a good overview of the different types of toys which will help make a decision. I know her main concern is that a lot are advertised as being oh so powerful, which is the opposite of what she wants. We’re in a pretty big city so the Hustler we went to is just one of several options, and just wanted to look online to see if there was somewhere reputable and cheaper. Will check out the aforementioned store! E: ah just posted the same time as the poster above, will take all that into consideration too! Budget is definitely on the lower side than 200, but appreciate knowing there’s different variants of the same model. I’ve got some research to do, it should be fun at least!
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EL BROMANCE posted:Thanks for the replies, I’ve got expensive hobbies so can agree about the ‘buy something high quality first and skip the cheap options’ viewpoint. I think I’ll hunt around for a YouTube/more adult orientated site that has a good overview of the different types of toys which will help make a decision. I know her main concern is that a lot are advertised as being oh so powerful, which is the opposite of what she wants. Oh yeah, re: the bolded point I would definitely steer you more towards battery operated stuff versus rechargables in that case, the latter can tend towards being too intense for beginners. If you have some shops in your area I think most will allow you to demo the toys themselves on your hand or arm to give a better idea of how they'll actually work in practice as well. Suction toys in particular are best tested on the center of the palm for example. Obviously it's not going to be a 1:1 comparison but it's better than going off looks and price alone, lol Edit: I would also recommend PicoBong (Lelo's budget brand) and FunFactory in general for toys that are less "crazy strong" but more nuanced in function, can't remember if either one has suction options but I've been impressed by their vibrator selection in the past Blood Nightmaster fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Oct 3, 2022 |
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I highly approve of https://www.heyepiphora.com for all sex toy review needs. Everything is meticulously tagged, she keeps a post tracking ongoing sales, her reviews are thorough as gently caress, and it's October which means she will be opening her yearly giveaway for a small mountain of goods any day now. I'll post when that goes live if anyone is interested.
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HeyEpiphora is great for sales, she doesn't do as many new reviews as she used to but does have a large archive of them.
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The thing I'd worry about with Amazon is getting counterfeit goods. I don't know if toys come with some proof of authenticity, but if not I'd be super cautious.
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Not Amazon sales, sales from the brands that make poo poo that won't give your genitals chemical burns.
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Is it true that semen smells like mushrooms cooking?
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Joan posted:Is it true that semen smells like mushrooms cooking? Depends on how much pineapple the mushrooms ate
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Joan posted:Is it true that semen smells like mushrooms cooking? You could just cook some mushrooms and find out, you know.
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