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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

a.lo posted:

how do you gently caress up the foam pit

Not enough foam

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Not enough pit

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

All you need are two things:

A) Foam
B) Pit

And they whiffed on both

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
There's not technically any rules that a foam pit can't also have a concrete floor

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Macaluso posted:

There's not technically any rules that a foam pit can't also have a concrete floor

air bud: ruff landing

Volte
Oct 4, 2004

woosh woosh
Software engineers designed that and it is still a failure of both engineering and soft ware

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



i'd rather dig my arm into the saw needle pit than put even a foot in the twitchcon foam pit

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

The Saw needle pit, why couldn't they just take off a pair of jeans and use that as an arm guard and then slowly sift through the needles.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Rarity posted:

Not enough foam

Hwurmp posted:

Not enough pit

Plenty of twitch!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Gaius Marius posted:

The Saw needle pit, why couldn't they just take off a pair of jeans and use that as an arm guard and then slowly sift through the needles.

That was the Saw movie where a bunch of people all got Sawed as a group but most of the traps only worked as traps if you assumed they would not work together in any way.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

fridge corn posted:

I just did the shadowbringers 5.3 trial and there was like no joke 3 hours of cutscenes after

This is why wow is the superior mmorpg. 2 minute cut scene at the start and then you can just play

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

JollyBoyJohn posted:

This is why wow is the superior mmorpg. 2 minute cut scene at the start and then you can just play

Wow, there’s so little between you and bad gameplay!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Vermain posted:

i'd rather dig my arm into the saw needle pit than put even a foot in the twitchcon foam pit

"No chat, I'm not going in the cursed Twitchcon foam pit" -- jerma985

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Gripweed posted:

Wow, there’s so little between you and bad gameplay!

I didn't say anything about good or bad

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


JollyBoyJohn posted:

This is why wow is the superior mmorpg. 2 minute cut scene at the start and then you can just play

You can sass anything else about WoW, but leave the cinematics team alone. That crew puts in the work :colbert:

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Infinitum posted:

Started Yakuza 3

..HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?! :stare:

*block block block block*

6 hours of nursery maintenance

*block block block block*

*16 health bars per boss*

*more blocking*

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

i can't watch this until i finish heroes and then play the volleyball game!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


JollyBoyJohn posted:

*block block block block*

6 hours of nursery maintenance

*block block block block*

*16 health bars per boss*

*more blocking*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a.lo posted:

how do you gently caress up the foam pit

It’s more of a concrete kiddy pool with cube noodles

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
An Amazon-owned company cutting corners on safety measures to save costs? Unbelievable. Who could have imagined this?

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

i'm gonna be real you guys: i don't think i could stand listening to charles martinet's mario voice for an entire goddamn movie

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

That's why Mario should never say anything more than 1 word at a time and whoops while jumping.

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010

Kerrzhe posted:

i'm gonna be real you guys: i don't think i could stand listening to charles martinet's mario voice for an entire goddamn movie

I agree, but he could just not do the Mario voice except for at the end when he has a big hero moment. They got him for one of the Ratchet and Clank games and he just sounds like a normal guy and apparently he’s some dragon in some RPG or something too?

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
charles martinet is in the movie, he voices chris pratt's body in the real world with the mario voice after playing NES in a freak storm causes them to swap bodies

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Only if Pit turns up and says '-icus' at the end of everything

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I like martinets short vids that are just him talking over mario statues

He's obsessed with making mario say "chorizo" tho


Kerrzhe posted:

i'm gonna be real you guys: i don't think i could stand listening to charles martinet's mario voice for an entire goddamn movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1t6iNG28zI

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


Gaius Marius posted:

Waivers tend to be better for convincing people not to sue than actually protecting companies from Sueists.

Anyone play Weird West?

Yeah I liked it. Gameplay's not great but I enjoyed the setting and story.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Supposedly that streamer has to have a support rod or two put in the back.

If you’re familiar at all with the body of work from her, well, let’s call it a day job, I’m actually not going to be surprised if Amazon throws out some preemptive Bezos bucks as a settlement, because the acrobatic and contortionist act is absolutely at an end and that’s going to be a walking-off-the-continental-shelf level plummet of income.

It’s the porn equivalent of when Stone Cold had to retire after spine fusion surgery tbqh.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bloodysabbath posted:

It’s the porn equivalent of when Stone Cold had to retire after spine fusion surgery tbqh.

She's going to start riding a Quad Bike and getting antagonized by Canadians?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Use your big boy words, noones gonna probe you for saying Adriana Chechik does porn.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Jerusalem posted:

She's going to start riding a Quad Bike and getting antagonized by Canadians?

She’s going to come out of retirement in 19 years for one last match with The Minion.

e: Then give the owner of Mindgeek the world’s worst stunner.

bloodysabbath fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 10, 2022

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Yo Infinitum you hear about that Target-exclusive Spirit Island game? I got a copy the other day and have been reading through the rules and stuff. The new spirits are neat. Idk if Target even exists over in Australia though or, if not, where Greater Than Games would be selling it through over there.

One of the new spirits is just a graboid lol

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Don’t see a Kojima thread so here

https://twitter.com/polygon/status/1578392982792847360?s=46&t=lLgPQGYSHHMIChGKHVGisw






Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Oct 10, 2022

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


FirstAidKite posted:

Yo Infinitum you hear about that Target-exclusive Spirit Island game? I got a copy the other day and have been reading through the rules and stuff. The new spirits are neat. Idk if Target even exists over in Australia though or, if not, where Greater Than Games would be selling it through over there.

One of the new spirits is just a graboid lol

I have indeed.
I've been on a self-imposed ban from the BG threads, though I'm still reading, cause I had been buying too much poo poo. I'll likely wander back in soon :v:

Target exists here in Australia, but it's owned by a different company - the stores are very different from my understanding.
I am very jealous of the 3-for-1 wombo combo cheat you can do to buy base Spirit Island on the cheap.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


drat... is kojima finally going to speak to a woman?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Jay Rust posted:

drat... is kojima finally going to speak to a woman?

I assume he's spoken to his wife at least once

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Infinitum posted:

I am very jealous of the 3-for-1 wombo combo cheat you can do to buy base Spirit Island on the cheap.

I didn't know about it until it after they had already shipped my copy lol

In honor of columbus day I will see if I can play some horizons of spirit island and destroy the invading colonists hellbent on destroying the land.

As a cat made of sun wind.

Everybody look at these cool spirits


Devouring Teeth Lurk Underfoot posted:

Even after centuries, the Dahan find many things about Eyes Watch From the Trees somewhat enigmatic. Is it a Spirit of the trees themselves, or a Spirit which inhabits trees as its home? Is it one Spirit, or many, or a sort of collective-Spirit?
Despite these uncertainties, most Dahan trust the Spirit: it warns of danger, helps those lost or injured in the forest, and only works mischief on aggressors and the arrogant. Back in the days of the First Reckoning, its faint whispers were a source of dread, but to current generations they're a familiar and expected part of the island.


Eyes Watch From the Trees posted:

Even after centuries, the Dahan find many things about Eyes Watch From the Trees somewhat enigmatic. Is it a Spirit of the trees themselves, or a Spirit which inhabits trees as its home? Is it one Spirit, or many, or a sort of collective-Spirit?
Despite these uncertainties, most Dahan trust the Spirit: it warns of danger, helps those lost or injured in the forest, and only works mischief on aggressors and the arrogant. Back in the days of the First Reckoning, its faint whispers were a source of dread, but to current generations they're a familiar and expected part of the island.


Fathomless Mud of the Swamp posted:

The Island has many swampy deltas along its coasts. Some are fairly navigatable, while others are mazes of murky water, tangled trees, and land that isn't nearly so solid as it appears. Fathomless Mud of the Swamp is one of these latter sorts, with a penchant for spreading - it likes getting everywhere, slowly turning solid ground into muck and mire.
Some Dahan villages have struck fruitful bargains with it: easy passage and useful plants in exchange for tasks more easily done by human hands. Most, however, will move on to new living-grounds years early should they notice the sodden signs of it moving into their area.


Rising Heat of Stone and Sand posted:

Dahan herders are very familiar with Rising Heat of Stone and Sand: the signs of its presence are passed down from generation to generation, so it can be acknowledged and thanked for safe passage across its scorching domain. Even after centuries, the Spirit remains a bit unclear on why living things get so unhappy about fatal desiccation, but the Dahan make such pleasant patterns across its sands that it's happy to forbear.
It is mostly found in sandy and rocky lands with sparse vegetation, but may also reside in volcanic areas, or even stretches of gravel or sand amidst wetter climates, radiating an intense and unusual heat all around.


Sun-Bright Whirlwind posted:

Sun-Bright Whirlwind is a Spirit of sun-warmed and gusting air. It spins leaves and dust into miniature cyclones, playfully snatches at small unsecured objects, and sometimes - when joyful, or upset, or full of the vigor of nature - howls across the island, bending trees and abrading the landscape with pebbles, twigs, shells, and the occasional bird nest.

Some Dahan take its appearance as a good sign for travel, and others have tried asking it to help bring messages to those far away - with mixed success, as it tends to lightly prank the recipients by mixing the messages' words all about.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Lmao my fiancee just woke up screaming "KITE DON'T DRINK THE DR PEPPER, IT'S DR PEPPER!"

She startled me good with that lol

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


I think I especially like the spirit that's just a collection of eyes, that's cool as hell.

Only problem I have with the new spirits is that my spirit island box is already bursting at the seams and I have no idea where the hell I'll put these dudes. :v:

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



exquisite tea posted:

As it turns out twitch is all your lower nervous system can do once you fall into the foam pit.

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