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Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo
if you're Jewish you're Jewish. That's literally how it works, you can be culturally Jewish, religiously Jewish, both, neither but come from a Jewish background, what the gently caress ever. It's literally one of our biggest sins to question someone else's statement of faith and the conversion process is built around the assumption that if you are drawn to being Jewish your soul is Jewish and it's not mortals' place to question a genuine effort.

Like, this is pretty central to Jewish culture, some poo poo isn't our problem. If you're a 'fake Jew' I have no way to prove that in a satisfying way and even if I did...so fuckin what? I'm not God, I can't do poo poo to you about your soul! Same goes for the other way, if you feel you're not really connected to Judaism despite having family who is that's fine, respect your family and yourself and any questions of what's 'right' or 'wrong' spiritually are for heaven to sort out not rando gossips.

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Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo
Israel 'counts' you because it's a zionist government who bastardizes our faith and would rather have some goy weirdo who has nothing but hate in their heart but happens to have a Jewish grandma than a Jewish person who questions zionism's right to do ethnic cleansing, news at 11

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Israel isn't a planet and isn't in star wars

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

Nonsense posted:

Israel isn't a planet and isn't in star wars

I'm sure the space bank came from there though right?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Dumpmaster General posted:

Israel 'counts' you because it's a zionist government who bastardizes our faith and would rather have some goy weirdo who has nothing but hate in their heart than a Jewish person who questions zionism's right to do ethnic cleansing, news at 11

right, I’m suggesting they're leaving out a lot of people who consider themselves Jewish but not religiously so

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Dumpmaster General posted:

if you're Jewish you're Jewish. That's literally how it works, you can be culturally Jewish, religiously Jewish, both, neither but come from a Jewish background, what the gently caress ever. It's literally one of our biggest sins to question someone else's statement of faith and the conversion process is built around the assumption that if you are drawn to being Jewish your soul is Jewish and it's not mortals' place to question a genuine effort.

Like, this is pretty central to Jewish culture, some poo poo isn't our problem. If you're a 'fake Jew' I have no way to prove that in a satisfying way and even if I did...so fuckin what? I'm not God, I can't do poo poo to you about your soul! Same goes for the other way, if you feel you're not really connected to Judaism despite having family who is that's fine, respect your family and yourself and any questions of what's 'right' or 'wrong' spiritually are for heaven to sort out not rando gossips.

I agree with all of this and would add that Jews also don't think nonjews go to hell or even believe in a hell for them to go to so it especially doesn't matter

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Nonsense posted:

Israel isn't a planet and isn't in star wars

Toydaria's a planet in the EU

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

loquacius posted:

I agree with all of this and would add that Jews also don't think nonjews go to hell or even believe in a hell for them to go to so it especially doesn't matter

oh yea this too. If you're not Jewish and we are 'right' literally nothing changes except, like, depending on how esoteric you get into afterlife stuff your soul may need a little extra time baking before it can join heaven but we all go through that anyway so who gives a poo poo just be a good person and God will handle it, there's better things to worry about than it.

Like I hear they're making a third new Ghostbusters, and that sucks. Worry about that.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
if you're a gentile who dies you have to be circumcised in the afterlife by the angel Mohael

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’m already circumcised bitch. they took so much I’m definitely getting into Jewish heaven

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

Casey Finnigan posted:

if you're a gentile who dies you have to be circumcised in the afterlife by the angel Mohael

yea you know the guy with the flaming sword who guards Eden? He flies up and slices your hog on the way up, we're all about efficiency.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Kanye is like a day or two away from saying some gross poo poo about the holocaust isn't he

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
he could end up making a good apology album again

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

Justin Tyme posted:

Kanye is like a day or two away from saying some gross poo poo about the holocaust isn't he

he's gonna say he can't even count to six million and nobody's going to be able to argue because yea probably that is true either way

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Casey Finnigan posted:

if you're a gentile who dies you have to be circumcised in the afterlife by the angel Mohael

pretty his name is Moroni

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

indigi posted:

right, I’m suggesting they're leaving out a lot of people who consider themselves Jewish but not religiously so

Like Ethiopian Jews.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1579998501944975361

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


casting the lead before you have any of the other necessary parts for filming a movie seems like a backwards way of doing things but I ain't no fancy Hollywood producer

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

according to wikipedia this is the fifth time this has happened

Farm Frenzy has issued a correction as of 02:28 on Oct 12, 2022

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


hello mam

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

i watched the OG recently and i was kinda surprised by how... modern its depiction of sex is? its really positive in a way thats not that far off like a tumblr comic about a gay polycule

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

IP is all

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/WWWYFest/status/1579879588078837761

This soudns terrible

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Farm Frenzy posted:

i watched the OG recently and i was kinda surprised by how... modern its depiction of sex is? its really positive in a way thats not that far off like a tumblr comic about a gay polycule

Sex positivity isn't new. Hollywood sleaze actively overrode it.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I give them credit for explicitly making the premise of their music festival their customers' midlife crisis, takes guts

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Anyway I remember liking some of those bands and some singles from others of those bands when I was a preteen and early teen but, like, not in a way that particularly makes me want to relive it

I think it's specifically for elder millennials who, like, were fully out of their awkward age when Blink 182 were a thing

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I'm glad Gerard Way seems to have retired to do whatever the gently caress he wants.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

if it was air conditioned with seats I might go

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

AnimeIsTrash posted:

This soudns terrible
jesus christ. i'd like to see it out of morbid curiosity but holy moly

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
wow you can get air conditioned bathrooms at the $419.99 level

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Filthy Hans posted:

casting the lead before you have any of the other necessary parts for filming a movie seems like a backwards way of doing things but I ain't no fancy Hollywood producer

listen mac, what's important is we found a blonde broad with a fantastic rack

toss her in the Vomit Comet and kapiche, you got yourself a picture show

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
tonight I watched The Forever Purge which asks the question: what if people didn't stop doing the purge when the designated purge time is over?
The answer is that White Nationalists would use the opportunity to kill all non-whites, according to the movie.
The movie is framed through the journey of two Mexican immigrants to America because I guess they forgot America does The Purge now. Well, The Purge happens, and then it keeps happening, and long story short the Purge-based US state collapses and they move back to Mexico. I give it 3.5 stars, mildly socialist.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




if you want a good foreign Purge movie steeped in sociopolitical history watch Bacurau

go in blind tho

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Durf posted:

go in blind tho

no other way to live

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

starkebn posted:

When we stumbled on Cat People on TV one time (how loving long ago?) I started watching it for a laugh, but it's genuinely a good, interesting movie

I watched this by happenstance the other day. It looked stupid so we skipped through to the middle and it was pretty good. Distinct!


Last night I watched call me by your name. It was relaxing and beautiful (wish I lived there and then). Eating peach-flavored haribos rn.

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 04:08 on Oct 12, 2022

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

tonight I watched The Forever Purge which asks the question: what if people didn't stop doing the purge when the designated purge time is over?
The answer is that White Nationalists would use the opportunity to kill all non-whites, according to the movie.
The movie is framed through the journey of two Mexican immigrants to America because I guess they forgot America does The Purge now. Well, The Purge happens, and then it keeps happening, and long story short the Purge-based US state collapses and they move back to Mexico. I give it 3.5 stars, mildly socialist.

The Purge series has alot of little gems like that. I especially enjoyed the contrast in the First Purge of the regular working class neighborhood just throwing a huge block party and the government has to bring in the Klan and other right-wing militias to get the killing started.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Durf posted:

if you want a good foreign Purge movie steeped in sociopolitical history watch Bacurau

go in blind tho



Hell yeah

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

loquacius posted:

I give them credit for explicitly making the premise of their music festival their customers' midlife crisis, takes guts
millennials are self-conscious enough about the moment when they start hearing late-90s/early-2000s artists playing in the grocery store instead of 70s buttrock as the cashiers call you "sir" or "ma'am"

"keep rollin rollin rollin!"

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl5TkirC8zo

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
still thinking about Emily the Criminal a day later which is about as strong a recommendation as I can give a movie

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