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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

graventy posted:

I assumed it was memorializing her actual cats.

though I guess her just pretending to be a mamma cat is one of the few things that could make it more hosed up than it already is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK6Lqc6u30

# ? Oct 2, 2022 05:41

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# ? May 19, 2024 07:04

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

I actually like the bananas, they�re a funny take on the usual revolvers

# ? Oct 2, 2022 09:40

Wee Bairns: Feb 10, 2004; Jack Tripper's wingman.

It's just adds +1 to the creepy factor that the banana peels also look like paws...

# ? Oct 2, 2022 10:37

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Weirdly as well, and it may be an optical illusion but she has a really weird bit of scarring around her bellybutton that reminds me of iercing rejections that get dealt with a little too late (but not too late that they tear out)

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:17

graventy: Jul 28, 2006; Fun Shoe

a fatguy baldspot posted:

I actually like the bananas, they�re a funny take on the usual revolvers

The problem with the bananas is that they�re backwards. At least to me, the �action� end of the banana is the unpeeled end.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:28

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

goodness posted:

I'm the paw banana peels

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:27

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Carrot

# ? Oct 2, 2022 19:32

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjN8CRdpOIV/?igshid=ZDZjYjU5YmM=

Lol

# ? Oct 2, 2022 20:38

carrionman: Oct 30, 2010

Can people linking Twitter please screenshot the posts? I want to laugh at the poor life choices but I'm not making one of my own by getting an account on the brainworms site.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 21:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Twitter doesn't require a login for just viewing tweets. Instagram does need an account to view anything though.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 21:41

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

whypick1 posted:

Twitter doesn't require a login for just viewing tweets. Instagram does need an account to view anything though.

Twitter requires a login for anything that�s been tagged as potentially nsfw now so that link just goes to this if you aren�t logged into an account:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 21:43

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

History Comes Inside! posted:

Twitter requires a login for anything that’s been tagged as potentially nsfw now so that link just goes to this if you aren’t logged into an account:

And it flags tweets seemingly at random. Completely baffling poo poo gets a warning.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 22:16

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

change the url from twitter dot com to nitter dot net. I got a bookmarklet to do it automatically.
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/451

# ? Oct 2, 2022 22:25

droll: Jan 9, 2020; by Azathoth

I refuse to do any of that and demand you take screenshots and manually post them instead

# ? Oct 3, 2022 02:42

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

ultrafilter posted:

Carrot

This owns.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:56

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

This is the artists IG. I love how it�s a blend of regular art and vegetables with titties for the most part. Guy can tattoo for sure, though.

https://instagram.com/dominic_achilles?igshid=NzNkNDdiOGI=

# ? Oct 3, 2022 05:47

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

change the url from twitter dot com to nitter dot net. I got a bookmarklet to do it automatically.
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/451

I farted around in ViolentMonkey and came up with this script to just swap out twitter.com for nitter.net, seems to work OK but I'm probably still doing something wrong...

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Twit2Nit
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://twitter.com/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 10/3/2022, 12:36:48 AM
// ==/UserScript==
location.href = location.href.replace("twitter.com", "nitter.net");

# ? Oct 3, 2022 06:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Takes No Damage posted:

I farted around in ViolentMonkey and came up with this script to just swap out twitter.com for nitter.net, seems to work OK but I'm probably still doing something wrong...
code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Twit2Nit
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://twitter.com/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 10/3/2022, 12:36:48 AM
// ==/UserScript==
location.href = location.href.replace("twitter.com", "nitter.net");

nice

# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:45

Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

Mister Speaker posted:

The Killers are fine, but Mr. Brightside grates on me because it used to be one of the songs of choice at karaoke dances at the camp I worked. And yeah, it blows my mind that people are still singing it in 2022. Somebody Told Me is objectively a way better song.

It's way more emotionally overwrought and has a more fun music video with Eric Roberts and everything.

# ? Oct 4, 2022 01:36

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

droll posted:

I refuse to do any of that and demand you take screenshots and manually post them instead

# ? Oct 4, 2022 02:50

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/WhackNicholson/status/1578414030548455425

# ? Oct 7, 2022 23:32

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

she's gonna regret that later when she dates that Hammer dude.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 23:47

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Funny timing, I just found this!

# ? Oct 7, 2022 23:55

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

That new Netflix show is bringing out all the weirdos huh :chloe:

# ? Oct 8, 2022 08:46

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

# ? Oct 10, 2022 02:20

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Endless Mike posted:

Why do-rag Vince of all eras of Vince to use?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 14:01

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Because that was the best version of Vince, duh

# ? Oct 10, 2022 14:06

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Baron von Eevl posted:

Musically speaking you're not wrong, but self-important Mormons are less hilariously dramatic than the Gallaghers.

I have had a few people that were acquainted/friends with different members of the band, and it's evergreen that everyone still says something along the lines of "Brandon Flowers is actually a douchebag."

# ? Oct 12, 2022 00:29

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I will never be the same.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 01:20

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Well, that�s a choice. Artist seems to have this as his style, but I think it�s fair to say that�s a loving rough example and I�m sure the dude who got it probably ain�t over the moon. https://www.reddit.com/u/hvns666/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

# ? Oct 12, 2022 03:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah that's weird as hell. Should have been a velociraptor or at least the motorcycle from the movie :cripes:

# ? Oct 12, 2022 03:37

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

EL BROMANCE posted:

Well, that’s a choice. Artist seems to have this as his style, but I think it’s fair to say that’s a loving rough example and I’m sure the dude who got it probably ain’t over the moon. https://www.reddit.com/u/hvns666/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

The car isn't colored in like some of his more appealing pieces, so it really makes it look like that child groomer is wearing a car hat.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 03:47

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

LifeSunDeath posted:

change the url from twitter dot com to nitter dot net. I got a bookmarklet to do it automatically.
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/451

Just ridiculous what a poo poo product twitter is and how it's forcing people to hack it to make it usable. And it's not even just twitter...

# ? Oct 12, 2022 04:46

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

EL BROMANCE posted:

This is the artists IG. I love how it�s a blend of regular art and vegetables with titties for the most part. Guy can tattoo for sure, though.

https://instagram.com/dominic_achilles?igshid=NzNkNDdiOGI=

I want the sexy potato

# ? Oct 13, 2022 00:19

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

# ? Oct 14, 2022 19:13

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

If he�s deaf that�s a little funny. More confusing than funny maybe

# ? Oct 14, 2022 19:59

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

a fatguy baldspot posted:

BigFactory posted:

If he’s deaf that’s a little funny. More confusing than funny maybe

That would be hysterical if true, because I'm sure if he wears some kinds of hearing aids they would cover it, making it a status indicating tattoo.

# ? Oct 14, 2022 20:21