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Seriousposting in the GBS nuke anxiety thread: I know the chalk bet is "I hope a sarmat lands right on my balls and I turn into a cool skeleton" but I'm outside a major strike area and I got kids so I have to have some kind of plan. So it's "Sit in the basement for 2 weeks while the worst of the fallout cools off eating canned food and reading and poo poo, emerge into a world too awful to contemplate." Like I gotta make some kind of The Road rear end go of it because my dumb rear end turned this into an escort quest by siring offspring, lol. I don't have a lot of illusions about being a bad rear end mel gibson meets lone wolf and cubs but I can't just like, give up and feed us all poison or something even if that would be the beep boop rational decision.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you may even find Kind of Guy in tihs very thraed haha can you imagine, oh man *looks nervously at pile of camo surplus stuff in the closet*
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Every day I wake up and open palm slap a nuke into the VCR
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Fuckstick posted:Some of you guys are so ambitious with your apocalypse plans. Me? I’m just planning to sit in my basement and eat cold pork and beans out of cans so nothing will change for you then
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Mister Speaker posted:One of my favourite kinds of guy is the Grown-rear end Man Who Has A (Zombie) Apocalypse 'Survival Plan'. This guy might have been a Scout or Air Cadet when he was a kid, was obsessed with guns, either obsessed with a martial art or was in upsettingly bad shape, needlessly aggro all the time and he had stories about his badass skills. You'd never talk about the 'end of the world' around this guy because he'd go into his 'survival plan' in detail, which is basically just "go to my dad's place in cottage country, I have guns." And then the conversation would come back to zombies, like dude I get it, I went through a zombies phase too, but then I turned 22. You just want to shoot people and it's creepy. They're basically all this guy https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/1361778280521605122
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disaster pastor posted:They're basically all this guy From watching Doomsday Preppers years ago, I learned the best method of "prepping" is to be an acquaintance of a prepper, then when poo poo hits the fan, steal their stuff because they'll be too much of a blubbering mess because they just stabbed their cat.
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Cthulu Carl posted:From watching Doomsday Preppers years ago, I learned the best method of "prepping" is to be an acquaintance of a prepper, then when poo poo hits the fan, steal their stuff because they'll be too much of a blubbering mess because they just stabbed their cat. I remember watching an episode of that where one guy convinced an acquaintance to go up into a deer stand on his Compound to simulate a watch for "al queda agents" with live ammo. None of them have earpro on and lead prepper gets bored, says like "I have simulated sighting an al queda sleeper agent" pops off with this .650 mangnum elephant gun without warning in the tiny enclosure; other dude has like blood coming out of his ears. Folks, hearing damage is immediate, permanent, and cumulative. Another one, the guy had an admittedly impressive as these things guys compound with extensive food stores and fresh water tanks, some of which he at least claimed he'd deliberately poisoned so that if anyone offed him to get his supplies he'd have his revenge. The mind at work to think that day, like a loving pharaoh tomb curse.
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Owlbear Camus posted:I remember watching an episode of that where one guy convinced an acquaintance to go up into a deer stand on his Compound to simulate a watch for "al queda agents" with live ammo. None of them have earpro on and lead prepper gets bored, says like "I have simulated sighting an al queda sleeper agent" pops off with this .650 mangnum elephant gun without warning in the tiny enclosure; other dude has like blood coming out of his ears. The main on a I remember are the dude in a rascal, the lady who said she'd kill her cat and bug out, and the dude who shot off his thumb in front of his kids.
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Cthulu Carl posted:From watching Doomsday Preppers years ago, I learned the best method of "prepping" is to be an acquaintance of a prepper, then when poo poo hits the fan, steal their stuff because they'll be too much of a blubbering mess because they just stabbed their cat. I had a friend who went full prepper nut in the late aughts. When I mocked him, he asked what plans *I* had in case of the end times, and I said "kill you by leaving poisoned prosciutto around and sieze your apocalypse radish patch" and it pissed him off but good. Last I saw of this guy he was saying Sandy Hook wasn't real and was in DC for the Trump inauguration. Guarantee he's balls-deep in Q bullshit by now.
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keeping some like, canned food and bottled water and like, a couple extra 5 pound bags of rice in the back of your cupboard isn’t a bad idea maybe buy some camping gear to stay warm or dry you know
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All I want out of nuclear war is for the USA to die. That's enough to put my soul at ease. A world without the US, Britain or Russia would ultimately be a net positive. If you can't promise that then what the gently caress is even the point of nukes? Also you don't even have to nuke most of the US to kill it. Just stop the fuel supply chain and 90% of Americans will die after a week because they can't get anywhere without a car thanks to sprawl.
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naem posted:keeping some like, canned food and bottled water and like, a couple extra 5 pound bags of rice in the back of your cupboard isn’t a bad idea Generally a good idea as a hedge against Normal natural disasters and you can rotate it out for camping food and stuff as it gets to its expiry.
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The Skeleton King posted:All I want out of nuclear war is for the USA to die. That's enough to put my soul at ease. A world without the US, Britain or Russia would ultimately be a net positive. If you can't promise that then what the gently caress is even the point of nukes? lol yep. those are the 3 bad countries. after they're gone humanity can begin healing
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The Skeleton King posted:All I want out of nuclear war is for the USA to die. That's enough to put my soul at ease. A world without the US, Britain or Russia would ultimately be a net positive. If you can't promise that then what the gently caress is even the point of nukes? Yeah I hope you loving die too.
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A nuclear war happening would be like a real worl manifestation of the Linkin Park song, In The End. It really wouldn't matter how hard we try We'd have tired so hard, And gotten so far... But in the end, it would not have even mattered. 
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The Bananana posted:A nuclear war happening would be like a real worl manifestation of the Linkin Park song, In The End. they actually made a whole anti-war cocnept album about nuclear war anxiety basically
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Mister Speaker posted:One of my favourite kinds of guy is the Grown-rear end Man Who Has A (Zombie) Apocalypse 'Survival Plan'. This guy might have been a Scout or Air Cadet when he was a kid, was obsessed with guns, either obsessed with a martial art or was in upsettingly bad shape, needlessly aggro all the time and he had stories about his badass skills. You'd never talk about the 'end of the world' around this guy because he'd go into his 'survival plan' in detail, which is basically just "go to my dad's place in cottage country, I have guns." And then the conversation would come back to zombies, like dude I get it, I went through a zombies phase too, but then I turned 22. You just want to shoot people and it's creepy. I was interviewing for a very serious position with a very serious company and the IT VP asked me what my zombie survival plan was.  I was like  Nothing? do I argue semantics about what kind of zombies are they? The Skeleton King posted:All I want out of nuclear war is for the USA to die. That's enough to put my soul at ease. A world without the US, Britain or Russia would ultimately be a net positive. If you can't promise that then what the gently caress is even the point of nukes?  we're taking you with us 
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naem posted:keeping some like, canned food and bottled water and like, a couple extra 5 pound bags of rice in the back of your cupboard isn’t a bad idea me and my wife have used the past few years to make a decent stockpile of canned goods, water, and other things that we feel are important. nothingg too crazy...
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they actually made a whole anti-war cocnept album about nuclear war anxiety basically And it was sick.
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I wanna be a bleached skull in an irradiated wasteland when I grow up
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I want to be the reason this is not a place of honor
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LifeSunDeath posted:I want to be the reason this is not a place of honor You already are, buddy! Be proud and or ashamed of yourself.
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Generator and solar and enough gas for my PC so I can play cyberpunk 2077 finally with all the spare time I'll have waiting for the fallout.
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numberoneposter posted:Generator and solar and enough gas for my PC so I can play cyberpunk 2077 finally with all the spare time I'll have waiting for the fallout. drat you still haven't played it? it was way more fun when it launched, the jank was the best part. seriously don't bother making that your apocalypse game it's not worth it.
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*as my flesh slaughs off my rotting skeleton* it's like I'm playing real life fallout!
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numberoneposter posted:Generator and solar and enough gas for my PC so I can play cyberpunk 2077 finally with all the spare time I'll have waiting for the fallout. Be careful that there's no ironic twist that prevents you from doing this.
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Goon shambles into his post apocalyptic bunker, a giant tv and console in hand, slams the door behind him and says, "Finally, time for some games." The tv falls down and breaks.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol yep. those are the 3 bad countries. after they're gone humanity can begin healing Youre right I should have painstakingly listed every country I dislike instead of just picking the top 3 and leaving it at that.
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you should have realized that aggressive and domineering behavior is endemic to the human condition and nary a single nation, state or peoples on earth can escape it without great effort, hitherto unprecedented in human history on a large scale
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That's because the problem started when we decided to climb down the tree or possibly even came out of the ocean. The bombings must continue until all life returns to the sea and stays there.
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Lets give cetatians and cephalopods a go at running things.
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We need to invent a robot that pushes landcrawling fish and overly inventive octopi back into the sea and then nuke ourselves
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Nukes? More like pukes imho
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Colonel Cancer posted:We need to invent a robot that pushes landcrawling fish and overly inventive octopi back into the sea and then nuke ourselves the robot is Plastic OP
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you should have realized that aggressive and domineering behavior is endemic to the human condition and nary a single nation, state or peoples on earth can escape it without great effort, hitherto unprecedented in human history on a large scale Colonel Cancer posted:That's because the problem started when we decided to climb down the tree or possibly even came out of the ocean. The bombings must continue until all life returns to the sea and stays there. drat. You got me.
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Vampire Panties posted:the robot is Plastic OP I was hoping for something a little bit more comical, like a Zamboni with a squeegee attachment but I suppose you're right. Carry on with the nukes!
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If the bombs start falling I'm hiding in a taco bell bathroom. It's the only place proven to be nuke proof.
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