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Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Dabir posted:

The middle episode is 100% driven by intelligent people acting in the dumbest way possible, and the last episode reads like Moffat and Whithouse sighing and cleaning up Harness's mess.

The mum thing, which is easily the worst part of the episode, would have been baked into the concept of the season from the start, so I have difficulty holding it against Whithouse tbh.

Same with the "Amy Williams" line from The God Complex.

I will acknowledge that I'm a tad biased, since I love some of his other television, but I also think I'm right -- definitely about the latter, anyway.

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Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

What do we think is 12’s worst episode? Kill The Moon?

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

What do we think is 12’s worst episode? Kill The Moon?

In The Forest of the Night.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Open Source Idiom posted:

The mum thing, which is easily the worst part of the episode, would have been baked into the concept of the season from the start, so I have difficulty holding it against Whithouse tbh.

Same with the "Amy Williams" line from The God Complex.

I will acknowledge that I'm a tad biased, since I love some of his other television, but I also think I'm right -- definitely about the latter, anyway.

Yeah I don't hold anything against the third part, it's just not very good or enjoyable. The second part had no reason to be such absolute trash other than it was written by Peter loving Harness.

Open Source Idiom posted:

In The Forest of the Night.

Yeah it's this. Kill the Moon has godawful politics but moooostly holds together as a constructed episode of television, Pyramid at the End of the World is completely atrocious but doesn't like, cause harm in any way other than to the legacy of Doctor Who. The episode whose big message is "don't take your meds, kids, the voices are real" has to be not just the worst of Twelve, but the worst episode of Doctor Who ever put to film, and up there in the rankings for worst episode of television.

Dabir fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Oct 11, 2022

Narsham
Jun 5, 2008

Open Source Idiom posted:

In The Forest of the Night.

Agreed. Not only an absolutely horrible message, but an episode solution to a problem that essentially says "nobody in the story actually needed to worry because this is just going to get taken care of" while communicating nothing of value to any conversation about conservation, environmental change, or anything else. Plus encouraging everyone to take a position on medication for psychological problems slightly worse than Scientology's.

And in the process, the episode also stole away the "Doctor Who high-concept story drawing on Blake's poetry" concept, and retroactively damaged one of the better bits in Planet of the Spiders by making me think of this poo poo story when Tommy encounters Blake's poem.

You know what? On further thought, this episode is even worse than I remembered. Overnight, deforestation is reversed and the trees save the planet. The "message" to be sent out is "leave the trees alone," but in no other episode will any of this forest be present anywhere, so humans chopped down all these trees and then instantly forgot about them growing in the first place. So the real message is that no matter how much damage we deal to the ecosystem, the trees will just magically regrow and save us from catastrophe, and we can then defoliate without any consequence and forget right afterward.

I guess the one thing this episode does is make Orphan 55 look less terrible.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Dabir posted:

Yeah I don't hold anything against the third part, it's just not very good or enjoyable. The second part had no reason to be such absolute trash other than it was written by Peter loving Harness.

Yeah it's this. Kill the Moon has godawful politics but moooostly holds together as a constructed episode of television, Pyramid at the End of the World is completely atrocious but doesn't like, cause harm in any way other than to the legacy of Doctor Who. The episode whose big message is "don't take your meds, kids, the voices are real" has to be not just the worst of Twelve, but the worst episode of Doctor Who ever put to film, and up there in the rankings for worst episode of television.

Both Kill the Moon and In the Foreat of the Night are total messes of plot that stretch even the flexible reality of Doctor Who well past the breaking point. And then they somehow both have toxic, completely harmful messages stacked on top of them. And not just one bad message, for either of them, too. I think I have to go with Kill the Moon, though, since it not only has the terrible abortion message, but it hinges on only Europe getting to decide what's best for the planet and "Well, people deciding democratically decided wrong therefore I'm justified in forcing my opinion on them," mixed in with that.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
'Kill The Moon' was terrible science fiction. 'Forest of the Night' was terrible fantasy, because everything that happened was basically magic. I know Moffat's era embraced a twee and annoying "the Doctor is a wizard with space trimmings" fairytale ethos, but 'Forest' grabbed the wheel and drove that bus right off a cliff.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Okay, I know the thread is currently in a blaming Moffat for everything you personally dislike about the show part of the cycle, but it wasnt Moffat who had "if you believe in the doctor clap your hands" as a season resolution. so I dont think you can lay the "space wizard" aspects of nu-who entirely at his door.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I blame all three showrunners for NuWho being terrible, they all brought aspects of their particular type of awfulness to it :v:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Random Stranger posted:

Both Kill the Moon and In the Foreat of the Night are total messes of plot that stretch even the flexible reality of Doctor Who well past the breaking point. And then they somehow both have toxic, completely harmful messages stacked on top of them. And not just one bad message, for either of them, too. I think I have to go with Kill the Moon, though, since it not only has the terrible abortion message, but it hinges on only Europe getting to decide what's best for the planet and "Well, people deciding democratically decided wrong therefore I'm justified in forcing my opinion on them," mixed in with that.

All good points, but I would charitably put the Europe thing down to just pure writing incompetence. The guy who doesn't know that eggs don't get heavier as they gestate definitely forgot that the Earth is round and has stuff on more than one side of it. And given that the target audience (nominally, children) is more likely to be in a position to flush their pills down the toilet and listen to the voices in their heads than to be in a position to subvert democracy...

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

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Dabir posted:

All good points, but I would charitably put the Europe thing down to just pure writing incompetence. The guy who doesn't know that eggs don't get heavier as they gestate definitely forgot that the Earth is round and has stuff on more than one side of it. And given that the target audience (nominally, children) is more likely to be in a position to flush their pills down the toilet and listen to the voices in their heads than to be in a position to subvert democracy...

I think the "shutting off your lights" scene makes it a better story, personally, as it's a pretty strong visual metaphor as to how one section of the world controls the other, and in particular the owners of capital like power plants (notice how large chunks of the power grid go off at once, and not individually). As for the physics of eggs, I mean who cares, it's not hard sci-fi, it's a morality play.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Rochallor posted:

I think the "shutting off your lights" scene makes it a better story, personally, as it's a pretty strong visual metaphor as to how one section of the world controls the other, and in particular the owners of capital like power plants (notice how large chunks of the power grid go off at once, and not individually). As for the physics of eggs, I mean who cares, it's not hard sci-fi, it's a morality play.

I get what you're saying about the physics of eggs, but when the Moon, which was an egg, cracked and a creature came out, and immediately laid an egg that was as big as the egg it just came out of? My brain broke.

It also removed all stakes from the episode, but that was separate from why it broke my brain.

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
Yeah, Kill The Moon really bends over backwards in the last part to tell you what to think.

I don't think it's particularly well thought out -- I suspect it's intended to be an abortion metaphor even though the situation actually resembles a traumatic birth -- but when the episode ends its morality play by saying "actually there was a right reason and we're going to override anyone else's choice in the matter" it really undermines anything else the episode could possibly be arguing.

Also, speaking of Harness, I can't believe we were denied the reality where the American delegate in Pyramid was Donald Trump.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
And then Harness came back and did the first part of the Zygon two-parter which was so heavy-handed that Moffat had to row back on the conclusion.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
I really think they forgot about the reason they were using an old space shuttle was that all the proper space launching stuff was destroyed by the calamitous waves and storms caused by the moon suddenly gaining a ton of mass, which would reasonably be assumed to have killed a large number of people living near the coasts too.
Screw them though I guess, they don't matter because unspecified aliens would have thought badly of us for trying to stop something that by all reasonable inferences was going to destroy life on earth.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

thrawn527 posted:

I get what you're saying about the physics of eggs, but when the Moon, which was an egg, cracked and a creature came out, and immediately laid an egg that was as big as the egg it just came out of? My brain broke.

It also removed all stakes from the episode, but that was separate from why it broke my brain.
I'm just remembering those times Two and Three visited the Egg, like 'The Eggbase'.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Rochallor posted:

I think the "shutting off your lights" scene makes it a better story, personally, as it's a pretty strong visual metaphor as to how one section of the world controls the other, and in particular the owners of capital like power plants (notice how large chunks of the power grid go off at once, and not individually). As for the physics of eggs, I mean who cares, it's not hard sci-fi, it's a morality play.

The thing about the egg thing isn't that magic sci-fi eggs couldn't get heavier as they gestate, I'm completely open to the episode telling me that. But what actually happened was 1) The moon is getting heavier, oh no! 2) It's because it's an egg! That's the entire explanation! Just... It's an egg! That's why it's getting heavier! Like eggs do!

The impression I'm left with isn't that it's getting heavier because it's an alien sci-fi egg, but because Peter Harness just doesn't know how eggs work. And every single bit of his writing we saw after that just cemented the idea that he doesn't know how anything works.

Dabir fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 11, 2022

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
And then the space dragon instantly lays another egg the size of the one it just emerged from.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Boxturret posted:

I really think they forgot about the reason they were using an old space shuttle was that all the proper space launching stuff was destroyed by the calamitous waves and storms caused by the moon suddenly gaining a ton of mass, which would reasonably be assumed to have killed a large number of people living near the coasts too.

Isn't that also the plot to Moonfall?

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Dabir posted:

The thing about the egg thing isn't that magic sci-fi eggs couldn't get heavier as they gestate, I'm completely open to the episode telling me that. But what actually happened was 1) The moon is getting heavier, oh no! 2) It's because it's an egg! That's the entire explanation! Just... It's an egg! That's why it's getting heavier! Like eggs do!

The impression I'm left with isn't that it's getting heavier because it's an alien sci-fi egg, but because Peter Harness just doesn't know how eggs work. And every single bit of his writing we saw after that just cemented the idea that he doesn't know how anything works.
"The moon has got 1.3 billion tonnes heavier!" :derp:

The moon's mass is, per Google, 81,000,000,000,000,000,000 tonnes (approx). An increase of 1.3 billion isn't even a rounding error. I guess it sounds like a big scary number, but, well, planetary bodies are really chonky. (Hell, a cubic kilometre of water would weigh a billion tonnes, and there are lakes with more than that.) I could give Harness the benefit of the doubt and say he maybe thought nobody would believe it if he'd said his moon-egg space dragon weighed 1.3 trillion tonnes, but we're already talking about a moon-egg space dragon when it comes to believability.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The_Doctor posted:

And then the space dragon instantly lays another egg the size of the one it just emerged from.

Commented on with utter :geno: delivery by a character recounting something happening off-screen.

I had such high hopes for Doctor Who and the Space Spiders too :smith:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Such a beautiful creature, it's hatching causes wide spread destruction to the host planet and the surface of the egg is crawling with giant deadly spiders :angel:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
The moon egg being heavier didn't bother me because I assumed it was handwavey excuse for why they weren't bouncing in low gravity. It was going to be inaccurate one way or another.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Well it getting heavier was the whole inciting incident, causing wide spread destruction on earth, that conveniently made it so they didn't have to do any wire work

Boxturret fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 12, 2022

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Also the egg looks exactly like the last egg in every way shape and form

Also all the stuff humanity left on the last one is on the new one.

A lot of Who assumes that the human race instantly forgets the WORLD CHANGING DISASTER that occured yesterday.
Like it was a plot point for a bunch of people that they couldn't remember this stuff that happened globally

--------

Counterpoint - What's the best 13 episode?

For me it's Village of Angels

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Power of the Doctor had its premiere tonight in London, so details will probably start leaking out despite the embargo.

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Counterpoint - What's the best 13 episode?

For me it's Village of Angels

The Haunting of Villa Diodati.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Ah ha, apparently they didn’t show the regeneration.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Infinitum posted:

A lot of Who assumes that the human race instantly forgets the WORLD CHANGING DISASTER that occured

There's only so many times you can go to the same well, but I liked that they did address this with both Donna and Amy.

With Amy things were literally being erased from history, and with Donna she just didn't pay attention to any of it.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Infinitum posted:

Counterpoint - What's the best 13 episode?

For me it's Village of Angels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ED6CGmjm4

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

The_Doctor posted:

Ah ha, apparently they didn’t show the regeneration.

Obviously to hide that Ncuti is just a feint to make sure people don't reveal the real new Doctor.

Who is, of course, the hugely fan-requested David Tennant Again.

Cleretic fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Oct 24, 2022

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Cleretic posted:

Obviously to hide that Ncuti is just a feint to make sure people don't reveal the real new Doctor.

Who is, of vourse, the hugely fan-requested David Tennant Again.

David Tennant in a Colin Baker Wig, wearing Pertwee's clothes, with Tom Baker behind the scenery providing the voice...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Infinitum posted:

Counterpoint - What's the best 13 episode?

For me it's Village of Angels

It Takes You Away. Just a fantastic episode (ignore the weird troll man in the tunnel section which is.... I don't even know what the gently caress that was. Concentrate on the frog! :3:)

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Jerusalem posted:

It Takes You Away. Just a fantastic episode (ignore the weird troll man in the tunnel section which is.... I don't even know what the gently caress that was. Concentrate on the frog! :3:)

I am absolutely a frog-on-chair apologist.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

The regeneration scene will be some variation of 13 morphing briefly into Ncuti Gatwa before bursting into David Tennant's face and him going "wHAt?... What?"

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/ManningOfficial/status/1579962466549006339

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

It Takes You Away. Just a fantastic episode (ignore the weird troll man in the tunnel section which is.... I don't even know what the gently caress that was. Concentrate on the frog! :3:)

It was weirdly messy to me. A doorway to a place where you can meet your deceased loved ones is fine. Doesn't feel very Doctor Who but I'm not going to complain hard about that. But the fake monster, the tunnel, heaven, the sentient universe who gets a deep relationship with the Doctor that lasts five minutes. It's bouncing around like crazy and doesn't seem to actually explore anything.

That said, it is probably the best 13 episode I've watched so far. It's a weak episode and it's still the best...

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I love the weird tunnel gremlin man section.

Narsham
Jun 5, 2008

The_Doctor posted:

And then the space dragon instantly lays another egg the size of the one it just emerged from.

Be honest, would the episode really be improved by a character explaining that the egg and dragon seem to be drawing mass from another dimension?

Can’t wait for the next showrunner after RTD to write an episode revealing that Five never got out of the Matrix in Arc of Infinity and the entire show since that point has been inside the Matrix while Omega ran around using his body.

My favorite 13 episode is just barely Demons of the Punjab. One of the few eps that doesn’t waste Yaz.

I’d rate The Tsuranga Conundrum, It Takes You Away, Resolution, Spyfall (Part 1), Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror, Fugitive of the Judoon, Can You Hear Me?, The Haunting of Villa Diodati, War of the Sontarans, Village of the Angels, and Eve of the Daleks as good episodes.

It continues to baffle me that Chibnall repeatedly takes risks and goes with lots of bonkers premises, but most of his failures somehow come down to lack of ambition. How do you take big conceptual risks and still come across this way? It can’t just be his inability to end stories properly!

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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
It's because Chibnall doesn't believe in anything. Even his most ambitious episodes don't push the characters or have interesting conclusions because his ideal world is the status quo.

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