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Randalor posted:Now now, death is too easy a way out for Jones. Just make him have to live off of his own products for the span of time equal to the time his followers spent harassing the families of those killed in Sandy Hook. Per family member. a (muted) livestream of him in jail forever would be a pretty good start.
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Stoatbringer posted:Death by boner pills! Given his swollen, beet-red appearance, I'm guessing that's not too far away as it is.
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LifeSunDeath posted:a (muted) livestream of him in jail forever would be a pretty good start. With Herb Alpert - "Spanish Flea" looping as background music.
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Oct 12, 2022 17:58
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Still like the idea of sentencing him to have to talk to his fans all day every day.
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Grand Fromage posted:Still like the idea of sentencing him to have to talk to his fans all day every day. *twocowsscreamingateachotherloop.mp4*
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Grand Fromage posted:Still like the idea of sentencing him to have to talk to his fans all day every day. Specifically a phone in show where he has no control on muting/hanging up on his callers. 
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Oct 12, 2022 18:10
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It's simple, he wakes up and broadcasts his show/shill pills with a fifth of vodka, but that day is only taking calls. He fields all the crazy conspiracy theory calls as they get increasingly more convoluted and bizarre, until he either has a meltdown or reaches the end of the day, exhausted with the people he calls his fan base. Then we show him the live feed, not with the chyron "INFOWARS WITH ALEX JONES" but the chyron "CRANK CALL A SHITHEAD -- WILDEST CONSPIRACY HE AGREES WITH WINS DINNER FOR 2" then feed him a big bowl of chili and send him back to bed in the apartment built into the studio, memory wiped and ready for the next day
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Morter posted:Specifically a phone in show where he has no control on muting/hanging up on his callers. that's literally what it used to be back in the austin public access days.
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Animal-Mother posted:I miss the harmless fun of 90's X-Files and Unsolved Mysteries type conspiracy theories. Now its all about demonizing "gun grabbers" and LGBTQ people and Jewish people and intellectuals and liberals and basically anybody that isn't a WASP, I guess. Boy, do I have bad news for you about old conspiracy theories... For real, the only reason you weren't aware of the antisemitism and demonizing others before, is because you weren't paying attention. Now it's being shoved in our faces so all the subtlety and nuances and dog whistles have gone out the window
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Animal-Mother posted:I miss the harmless fun of 90's X-Files and Unsolved Mysteries type conspiracy theories. Now its all about demonizing "gun grabbers" and LGBTQ people and Jewish people and intellectuals and liberals and basically anybody that isn't a WASP, I guess. The depressing truth is the antisemitism was always there, but I get your meaning, at some point you could listen to Coast to Coast and hear a show just about alien encounters or bigfoots at least. Edit Whoops yeah beaten the yeti fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Oct 12, 2022 |
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Put Alex in a cold office room with a standard lovely office chair and a phone, taking calls from his fans. There are lit gauges on the wall. Every time he spouts misinformation, the temperature lowers. Every time he says anything like globalists, the timer to his next meal is reset. He can only earn comfort through telling the people who call him actual reality based information. Nature will take care of it.
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Oct 12, 2022 19:52
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As someone who fucks up form filling constantly, I feel the jury foreperson on this one e: does this mean they're almost done
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Oct 12, 2022 19:56
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I might have missed it, but I think the jury made a typo on one of the verdict forms and asked for a clean copy? Then they talked about scheduling. Attorneys fees and costs hearings are scheduled for early November over three or four days.
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Oct 12, 2022 20:00
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We got a verdict https://twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/1580273822552707072 EDIT: Correction, jury should be out at 3:20 EDT
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https://twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/1580273822552707072 e: you edited that in as I was posting it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOHfPIN-Yxc
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Come on "All of the income generated from Infowars and Alex Jones since it's inception!"
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OneMoreTime posted:We got a verdict
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poo poo, my loins are tingling in anticipation....
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Braced for the worst, but hoping for a number that makes Jones's blood pressure go so high that he explodes splattering all of the infowars crew.
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https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1580274675690901505
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It's coming, it's happening. lay it on me.!
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We're live
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And here we go, back in session
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Seems like we're going now.
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"WE HAVE REACHED OUR UNANIMOUS VERDICT" Best words.
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Thank you (exclamation point)
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Weirdly nervous about all of this, can't imagine what it's like to be one of the family members in the courtroom.
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Oct 12, 2022 20:23
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Banishment might be good. I'm not sure if that's still on the books. Minimal supplies and booted out way the hell up north. Figure it out. Or don't. Whatever, bye. Don't come back.
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Oct 12, 2022 20:24
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loving VERDICT ALREADY
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The Butcher posted:Banishment might be good. I'm not sure if that's still on the books. he can live off his supplements
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she's gonna read war and peace before telling us.
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I like how the whole plaintiff council is literally on the edge of their seats and norm is just chillin'
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O MY loving GOD NO DON'T SEND THEM BACK TO WRITE INITIALS ON THINGS WHAT NO YOU CAN'T EDGE ME LIKE THIS FUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYOU Edit : I have to be out the door in like 3 minutes this is killing me.
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