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Mr. Lobe posted:I'd love a platter of premium mangoes sliced up nice on my birthday. Freal, that poo poo's a lot of money and effort and it's super good, gimme fruit trays please
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:AITA for giving my daughter a fruit platter instead of a cake on her birthday? If this was me I'd be asking AITA for cutting these pieces of poo poo out of my life forever, regardless if they were family or friends.
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Got a new update on a previous thread title post TIFU learning sign language. quote:
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update quote:In between my original post and my follow up post, something happened to me that was the complete opposite of a gently caress up. I met a girl. We're the same age and go to the same school. We're not in love with each other just yet, but our relationship have become serious enough that we're considering to have sex.
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That's probably going to be the most wholesome thing I read this week.
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Jelly posted:That's probably going to be the most wholesome thing I read this week. The most wholesome thing heavily involving sexually explicit hand gestures for sure
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Oct 12, 2022 18:29
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Jelly posted:I hate cake. I hope my parents never got poo poo like this from anyone. Cake is loving gross. The relationship stories are good, but the food takes are the real jewel of this thread.
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Oct 12, 2022 18:57
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Jelly posted:I hate cake. I hope my parents never got poo poo like this from anyone. Cake is loving gross. I preferred pie but a fruit spread would have been better than cake. Depends on the kind of cake. Also loving lol at the OP who posted about having a bad day on his birthday, when his wife texted he said he'd like a nice cake for dessert, and when he got home she tried to do a lapdance for him and he was just confused and like "where's the cake?"
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Oct 12, 2022 19:00
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I didn't really like cake either as a kid so my mom would make a lemon meringue pie (my favorite) and stick candles in it. None of the kids who came to my parties ever complained. This one doesn't even need to be a discussion though. If you complain about the food someone else has requested for their own birthday, you're an rear end in a top hat. Duh
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Captain Hygiene posted:The most wholesome thing heavily involving sexually explicit hand gestures for sure I think you meant holesome 
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AITA I used toilet at my friend's house. Got scolded for not walking 15 minutes down to my home to use my toiletquote:Hi, Am I the rear end in a top hat here? Oh, poo poo! 
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Oct 12, 2022 20:30
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r/relationships: the ABCs of sign language: "Anal", "Blowjob" and "Cunnilingus"
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Oct 12, 2022 20:31
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pentyne posted:Depends on the kind of cake. Which is weird because afaik I love to eat all the ingredients in cake. I'm open to alternate cakes with different compositions and textures than the standard American birthday cake. Old fashioned are my favorite type of donut which doesn't make much sense I guess.
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r/relationshits: Then his future wife asked me if I did number two at their place (Pooing) I guess for some people, American Pie was a serious discussion on bathroom etiquette.
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Hope they didn't really gently caress up and use the "guest" hand towel.
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AITA for calling my best friends fiance greedy and refusing to pay for her wedding dressquote:My friend (28M) has worked hard his whole life- he makes over 700k a year as a SWE. She is a doctor making around 270k By "Refusing to pay for her wedding dress" he means, "I refused to hand over my best friends credit card for an expense he OKed."
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Hey teen witch, I am a woman (though most likely nonbinary) and most of my friends throughout adulthood have been straight women, ALL of whom have had sex with men even though they weren't aroused, either because the men don't bother trying to please them (which is my experience) or because they have a low sex drive in general. The ones for whom sex is important either tell the guy they need more, or end it and find satisfaction with someone else. But a lot of them just don't place that much importance on sex, and stay because they are in love with good men who satisfy them in the ways that are important to them. Like the OP's partner in that story, they/we still fully consent and enjoy it anyway because it feels good to be intimate and please your partner. If I deserved a probation for my post, it should have been for heterophobia and misandry against straight men (which I will refrain from in the future because it is lovely to generalize about people of any gender and sexuality), not because I don't interact with women. I would have PM'd all that but I'm not paying for platinum while the owner continues to condone posts cheering on warcrimes and genocide. If any of you are browsing AITA today, I warn you that a post titled "AITA for my complicated relationship with a girl?" is a very hosed up description of the OP slutshaming, sexually harrassing, and sexually assaulting a woman. It made me sick and I hope it will be removed but it was still up last I checked. Here is an rear end in a top hat parent: AITA for not telling my daughter that we bought her brother a laptop? quote:My kids (F14, M17) have been insisting that I buy a laptop for them. They both have tablets that they use for school but they complained that they need a laptop. I could only afford one laptop and knowing my kids, they will fight over it every day if I make them share so I had to give it to one of them and I knew that my son needs it a lot more than my daughter so I bought one for him and to avoid drama I told him to just use it in his room and not to let his sister see it
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Hughlander posted:AITA for calling my best friends fiance greedy and refusing to pay for her wedding dress Lmao what a way to spin the story with that title
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Hughlander posted:AITA for calling my best friends fiance greedy and refusing to pay for her wedding dress It's not his money lmao Also, $25k on a $700k income (  ) is the equivalent of buying a $1800 dress on a $50k income. What is wrong with this guy? I can only assume he's madly jealous and also hanging on for his share of that cash, as if he was also a six figgie computer toucher surely he'd be able to do basic maths
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r/relationships: I brought dishonor on him in more 100 ways AITA for telling my Norwegian dad that he should have just stayed in his home country and never moved to the United States since he complains about the US so much?? quote:Me (16m) and my siblings and my mom are American, my dad is Norwegian (he moved here when he was in his 20s). He complains about the US and constantly compares it to Europe and Norway (his home country) saying things like how this country is so backwards, complaining about the healthcare system, capitalism, it’s politics, and so forth. It is very annoying listening to him complain and be so negative and it is insulting as well since I feel a sense of patriotism about my country despite whatnot flaws it has.
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PancakeTransmission posted:Also, $25k on a $700k income ( Also lol at the idea that $25k is going to be relevant to their housing deposit given their incomes. If the couple buys a typical house of a million bucks or less, they'll be able to save up a 20% down deposit easily regardless of how they spend their money right now. If they target a house worth millions-plural of dollars, the $25k is basically a rounding error in the amount of money they need to save.
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Invisible Clergy posted:r/relationships: I brought dishonor on him in more 100 ways 
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AnoHito posted:I’m too busy laughing at the implication that the person making more than a quarter loving million dollars a year is somehow a gold-digger to move onto the many, many other problems with the OP’s thought process. Look some gold diggers do it for the money, some for the love of the game
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AnoHito posted:I’m too busy laughing at the implication that the person making more than a quarter loving million dollars a year is somehow a gold-digger to move onto the many, many other problems with the OP’s thought process. Exactly, she makes 270k at the very start of her career (at 27 she's been making dr money for like a year?) and will go on to make a lot more than that.
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In the comments he admits he's not Indian. Take a guess what he is. Take a wild guess.
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Invisible Clergy posted:r/relationships: I brought dishonor on him in more 100 ways Dad complains about how he's trapped in a country he doesn't hate because of his anchor children, gets mad that his anchor children say if he hates it he can go back.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for telling my Norwegian dad that he should have just stayed in his home country and never moved to the United States since he complains about the US so much?? lol, this guy's just baiting r/aita into a big "US vs. everywhere else" brawl, isn't he
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Quackles posted:AITA I used toilet at my friend's house. Got scolded for not walking 15 minutes down to my home to use my toilet Years ago, I had a friend from work who started dating a girl who also worked at the place we worked. At work we came in, changed into our work uniforms, worked our 8 hours, then changed and left. We were not allowed to leave the building. This is not unusual. We had regular breaks for if we needed to poo or piss or just normal break time during the day. This is also not unusual. Because they worked in the same place, my friend and his girlfriend ended up getting matching shifts. And quite often she would go back to his place after work and stay over, then they would go to work together the next day. One day when we were chatting it came out that the girlfriend never went to the toilet at work. Because it was not "her" toilet. And indeed judged harshly the other female workers who did. Not the men, apparently. Because it is "different for women". In addition she wouldn't use the toilet at her boyfriend's house for the first 12 months of their relationship. Again because it was not "her" toilet. This meant that she would sometimes go 4-5 days without using the toilet, even if she needed to. She would hold it in until she could make it home. As someone who has been forced by circumstances to use public toilets in India, China, and Frankston this was baffling and extreme to me. But t o her it was normal and not a problem. And I could tell she thought I was a filthy pig with no control just because I took a poo poo at work, (and elsewhere) when I needed to. I mean, she was right, but not for that reason. As far as I know, she is still together with my friend.
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Speaking of toilet non use.Dear Prudence posted:I share a three-bedroom house with two guys. I pay more for the room with the private bath while they share one. Generally, the main areas are clean enough, but I wouldn’t stay in their bedrooms for love or money. Prudence posted:It’s been a while since I had to ask in response to a letter: “Is this real?” But seriously, is this real? I’m sorry but you are going to spend nine months living with two boundary-ignoring, ridiculous roommates who are mad at you as well as dealing with their criminally rude, probably-alcoholic girlfriend. You could look into what it would take to break the lease. But unless you want to trick someone into subletting your room, I think you’re probably stuck. I was going to suggest leaving a case of adult diapers outside your door with her name on them, but I won’t. Keep your head down, stay locked in your room, and ignore them all as much as possible. Also, next time ask for references before you sign another lease with other tenants.
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BrigadierSensible posted:As someone who has been forced by circumstances to use public toilets in India, China, and Frankston Lol, and indeed lmao
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Foo Diddley posted:lol, this guy's just baiting r/aita into a big "US vs. everywhere else" brawl, isn't he I assumed it was a completely invented scenario seeking "NTA" responses, which he will use IRL to smugly justify telling total strangers to go back to Mexico.
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Reminds me of this classic: my coworker wants to find the office pooper — and it’s me quote:
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Who are these people who don't know that the boss makes a dollar and I make a dime and that's why I poo poo on company time
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Kuiperdolin posted:Reminds me of this classic: Take a dump in her trash can while she's on her stakeouts.
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Kuiperdolin posted:Reminds me of this classic:
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I wish it were someone who pooped out an entire office, furniture and all. "Nice workplace, how did you come by it?" "Uuuuuh, it came with the lease."
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Kuiperdolin posted:I wish it were someone who pooped out an entire office, furniture and all. "Nice workplace, how did you come by it?" "Uuuuuh, it came with the lease." Ralph, as you know last quarter we had our most profitable quarter ever and we're bringing in a lot of new talent. We're gonna need you to eat the taco bell
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Hughlander posted:AITA for calling my best friends fiance greedy and refusing to pay for her wedding dress I'm betting this isn't actually a speedy engagement, but an arranged marriage where the 6 months was intended to check that they were compatible and consenting. Which means that OP nearly hosed up a whole major thing that would have major consequences for his friend and the friend's family. Even if it wasn't, busting out with "you're a gold digger who's going to leech all the money from my friend" at the wedding dress appointment where you've been deputized to represent your friend is. Uh. It's definitely a choice to make! Absolutely the rear end in a top hat, and he's probably just burned every bridge with that friend beyond just being uninvited from the wedding. I can't imagine that the friend is going to want him near the fiancé after this. PancakeTransmission posted:It's not his money lmao I think it's also Good Old Fashioned Racism. He mentions "crazy" clothes and calls the whole engagement party "over the top" and generally makes it clear that whatever culture he's from, it's not the same one his friend grew up in. It has the feel of a white guy applying his cultural values to the whole thing and refusing to understand or accept that it's intended to be a show of wealth for both sides and he just made it look like his friend's family is broke as poo poo. SulfurMonoxideCute posted:In the comments he admits he's not Indian. Take a guess what he is. Take a wild guess. loving called it. Eta: also, I watched the video he linked, and now it really reads like he's pissed that his friend and the fiance are daring to have a wedding that isn't a boring white-bread Midwestern one that adheres to his values of "pay as little as you can for the whole thing and brag about the money you saved". It's unfortunate that the friend is finding out this way that the OP has always thought of him as "one of the good ones", but better now than him causing a scene at the wedding! tinytort fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Oct 13, 2022 |
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Cerekk posted:I assumed it was a completely invented scenario seeking "NTA" responses, which he will use IRL to smugly justify telling total strangers to go back to Mexico. Not enough complaints about dad using a foreign language for this to be the scenario.
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