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The Voice of Labor

only it's goon success. like abusing the tacobell app to order a recreation of a discontinued menu item or making it to middle age without dying or being arrested

# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:18

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:21

Karate Bastard

Was about to say

God imagine how that'd work out

# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Voice of Labor posted:

only it's goon success. like abusing the tacobell app to order a recreation of a discontinued menu item or making it to middle age without dying or being arrested

I uninstall it and reinstall it weekly. a true siren song

# ? Oct 12, 2022 08:34

deep dish peat moss

Getting gamefaqs users to make a guide about how to live my life by making a video game about it

# ? Oct 12, 2022 08:44

deep dish peat moss

Gamefaqs guide: "now it's actually most efficient to do a crime and get arrested for the next 5 years because nothing good happens during them anyway and this way you can save some rent money. The downsides are big but you can get over them with a little grinding."

Me: :smith:

# ? Oct 12, 2022 08:45

Karate Bastard

> Exit clown hovel
I cannot do that.
>_

# ? Oct 12, 2022 12:22

The Voice of Labor

hey eee eyy joe
where you goin' with that gum in your hands?

I'm goin' down to chew by old bailey
heathrow, I bought a plane ticket to tour england

# ? Oct 13, 2022 08:52

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Breaking news: Ebony and Ivory are now at war.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 12:21

Karate Bastard

She's a maniac, maaaaniac, on the floor,

and she's twerking like she's never twerked before,

was my thought just as I was realizing that the original song lyrics never really make a clear statement as to exactly what floor this is referring to. Is it the stock exchange? And why does being "on a floor" have significance? Is it the ocean floor? I feel being "on the floor" should be a common enough experience for most people that it perhaps shouldn't need specific mention?

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 13, 2022

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:18

Karate Bastard

🎼She's an rear end in a top hat, aaaaaasshole, on the floor🎶

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:32

Twenty Four

The Voice of Labor posted:

hey eee eyy joe
where you goin' with that gum in your hands?

I'm goin' down to chew by old bailey
heathrow, I bought a plane ticket to tour england

Big fan of Jamie Handricks

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:39

Robot Made of Meat

Karate Bastard posted:

She's a maniac, maaaaniac, on the floor,

and she's twerking like she's never twerked before,

was my thought just as I was realizing that the original song lyrics never really make a clear statement as to exactly what floor this is referring to. Is it the stock exchange? And why does being "on a floor" have significance? Is it the ocean floor? I feel being "on the floor" should be a common enough experience for most people that it perhaps shouldn't need specific mention?

I would also think that someone who'd never danced before wouldn't be likely to be very good, so an insane woman who is (rather sensibly) on the floor dancing poorly seems like an odd subject for a song.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Refering to anyone whose jealous of you as jely babies.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 20:25

Finger Prince

He eats a pasta dish, he eats a pesce dish, he eats a carne dish, he eats a dulce dish. He sings the songs that remind him of the supper times, he sings the songs that remind him of the dinner times.
O, sole mio, sta 'nfronte a te.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 22:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A burly old woman who pitches bales of hey to feed her children. They call her mother forker.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 23:10

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I would also think that someone who'd never danced before wouldn't be likely to be very good

haha

oh! hello there. and what's this you're doing?
is this your dance? I see...

well, that's very... creative
have you ever danced before, sweetie?

aw, well, that's okay! as long as you're having fun, that's the important thing

# ? Oct 14, 2022 00:44

Twenty Four

Cubone posted:

haha

oh! hello there. and what's this you're doing?
is this your dance? I see...

well, that's very... creative
have you ever danced before, sweetie?

aw, well, that's okay! as long as you're having fun, that's the important thing

You can't just half-rear end maniac! Especially when floors are involved!

# ? Oct 14, 2022 02:36

google THIS

What if she's bipolar and soon she'll be depressed, depressed on the floor?

# ? Oct 14, 2022 02:45

Twenty Four

I mean, I think laying on the floor is destined to happen one way or another, no one can maintain that sort of energy forever!

# ? Oct 14, 2022 02:50

Karate Bastard

The Truth Shall Make You REEEE

# ? Oct 14, 2022 11:04

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I only heard that song by way of a YuGiOh the abridged series and it was about teens competing at a dance game in an arcade.

So I guess that's how I see it.

# ? Oct 14, 2022 12:00

Harold Fjord

deep dish peat moss posted:

A Let's Play or CYOA thread where posters make all the decisions in the OP's life for them and lead them to success

This is Review and it's a great show

# ? Oct 14, 2022 16:38

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Animal Friends vs. Animal Enemies.

# ? Oct 14, 2022 21:39

Karate Bastard

I have one of those, I think.

Somebody keeps making GBS threads on my car is what I'm trying to say.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 10:43

Karate Bastard

I'm sorry Ms. Johnson (oooh!) I'm actually against eels.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 13:17

Harold Fjord

Post your Antifa gear:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 16, 2022 16:55

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

Double ended chilldo

# ? Oct 17, 2022 11:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

That scene in Lady in the tramp but instead of spaghetti they're both smoking a bong.

and itallians in the back ground "why a we make a dogs smoke weed - we sick fucks"

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Oct 17, 2022

# ? Oct 17, 2022 20:48

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Prurient Squid posted:

That scene in Lady in the tramp but instead of spaghetti they're both smoking a bong.

and itallians in the back ground "why a we make a dogs smoke weed - we sick fucks"

Those Italian stereotypes come out with the accordion and mandolin but instead of "It's a Beautiful Night" they do Cyprus Hill covers

# ? Oct 17, 2022 21:42

Dip Viscous

the italians keep showing up because the dogs are in 1920s italy

# ? Oct 17, 2022 21:47

deep dish peat moss

Getting a sudden rush of motivation to write your magnum opus, a deep welling emotion that you know is your destiny to codify into the human existence with word. Oh, the emotions you feel! And then the person texts you back

# ? Oct 17, 2022 22:54

Karate Bastard

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Cyprus Hill

Good one

# ? Oct 18, 2022 10:13

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

With enemas like this, who needs friends?

# ? Oct 19, 2022 18:11

Dip Viscous

🎵 i am sitting and i am spinning and my situation is not improving 🎵

# ? Oct 19, 2022 18:12

The Voice of Labor

doug: "ah man, no more donuts"

bill: "I, bill, the dark revealer of souls, have EATEN the last donut. you are getting FAT, mcvarlay. you have PUT ON 12 pounds in the last THREE months, none of it muscle. in fact, you have lost SIX OUNCES of your ALREADY meager muscle mass over that same period of THREE months."

later

doug: "I liked bill a lot more when he was just bill and not bill the dark revealer of souls."

steve: "yeah, yesterday, while I was taking a piss, he laid into me about some of my past mistakes causing some of my current misfortunes. I could've done without that. you know, we were just subjected to that dippy active shooter drill, maybe that time and money could've been invested in a "handling cursed arcane relics" drill."

doug: "would make sense considering we work in arcane relic excavation and a surprisingly large number of the relics we excavate are cursed."

steve: "yup"

doug: "yup"

steve: "....you are getting kinda fat"

# ? Oct 20, 2022 05:40

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Skeletor makes a post about how girls only date men with flesh. He spends the day brooding after being called a skincel online.

# ? Oct 20, 2022 13:29

Mummy Napkin

*blink-182 singing* ALL THE�.SMALL THINGS�.MY DICK�.MY BRAIN

# ? Oct 20, 2022 13:48

Karate Bastard

The Voice of Labor posted:

doug: "ah man, no more donuts"

bill: "I, bill, the dark revealer of souls, have EATEN the last donut. you are getting FAT, mcvarlay. you have PUT ON 12 pounds in the last THREE months, none of it muscle. in fact, you have lost SIX OUNCES of your ALREADY meager muscle mass over that same period of THREE months."

later

doug: "I liked bill a lot more when he was just bill and not bill the dark revealer of souls."

steve: "yeah, yesterday, while I was taking a piss, he laid into me about some of my past mistakes causing some of my current misfortunes. I could've done without that. you know, we were just subjected to that dippy active shooter drill, maybe that time and money could've been invested in a "handling cursed arcane relics" drill."

doug: "would make sense considering we work in arcane relic excavation and a surprisingly large number of the relics we excavate are cursed."

steve: "yup"

doug: "yup"

steve: "....you are getting kinda fat"

Strong laundry vibes here

# ? Oct 20, 2022 18:17

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Mummy Napkin posted:

*blink-182 singing* ALL THE�.SMALL THINGS�.MY DICK�.MY BRAIN

lol

# ? Oct 20, 2022 19:02

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:21

The Voice of Labor

a wolf head helmet except it's a blobfish

# ? Oct 21, 2022 01:32

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