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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Frank Frank posted:




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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

the real curse is whenever christians expect me to do homework and look up all those verses

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

the real curse is whenever christians expect me to do homework and look up all those verses

Matthew 22:21 posted:

They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Mark 12:17 posted:

And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

Luke 20:25 posted:

And he said unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto God the things which be God's.

John 15:14 posted:

Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you.

Romans 13:1-7 posted:

Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

Titus 3:1 posted:

Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

dpush
Nov 10, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

Can we just beat the poo poo out of people who flaunt their fetishes in public? That's the only way this poo poo is going to stop.


This is what people used to do but the gay rights movement happened anyway.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
gently caress magistrates

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

dpush posted:

This is what people used to do but the gay rights movement happened anyway.

A sexual orientation is not the same thing as a fetish.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


From the anti-food porn thread comes the most cursed thing I've seen today:

City of Glompton posted:




i'll still buy one if i ever see one in the wild because i want to experience disappointment

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Yaldabaoth posted:

A sexual orientation is not the same thing as a fetish.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Yaldabaoth posted:

A sexual orientation is not the same thing as a fetish.

No, but it was regarded as such.

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

By popular demand posted:

From the anti-food porn thread comes the most cursed thing I've seen today:

are you not from the US? Sugar filled hand pies are a mainstay of the US. If anything your image shows they've gotten less cursed over time.

They used to coat the outside of the hand pies with much thicker icing, see

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's the whole package, just try to imagine the worst most miserable birthday and not include that sugarpaste filled excuse for a pastry in the vision.
it can't be done, the B-day cake pie is now a part of your birthday nightmares.
you're welcome.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Chainclaw posted:

are you not from the US? Sugar filled hand pies are a mainstay of the US. If anything your image shows they've gotten less cursed over time.

They used to coat the outside of the hand pies with much thicker icing, see



Holy poo poo, I had some of these. drat forgot about that poo poo.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hostess pies! I remember the cherry one being good and the blueberry one being terrible as a kid.

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Ooh, goody cumdrops!

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Frank Frank posted:

Hostess pies! I remember the cherry one being good and the blueberry one being terrible as a kid.

I loved them when I was a kid, as an adult I tried one and it's just pure sugar. It sucks.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

more falafel please posted:

I loved them when I was a kid, as an adult I tried one and it's just pure sugar. It sucks.

they sell a pack of mini ones and it's only like 4 bites and once in a blue moon the lemon or cherry one with a glass of milk is pretty okay

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
The only place I've ever seen those pies are at gas stations.

That should tell you all you need to know about them.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Like yeah, it's kinda gross, but at least the lady making them isn't insane. I was totally expecting the female version of JO crystal guy.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Linux Pirate posted:

Like yeah, it's kinda gross, but at least the lady making them isn't insane. I was totally expecting the female version of JO crystal guy.

She needs to make a literal jerk-off crystal.

Content, toy ponies that actually look like they're terrified of being bought by a creepy fanboy:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




As they say, you never want to find out how the babby is formed

Pie Colony
Dec 8, 2006
I AM SUCH A FUCKUP THAT I CAN'T EVEN POST IN AN E/N THREAD I STARTED

wrong thread

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


People without vaginas can also benefit from Kegel exercises.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Poops Mcgoots posted:

People without vaginas can also benefit from Kegel exercises.

username/post

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

The only place I've ever seen those pies are at gas stations.

That should tell you all you need to know about them.

The commercials themselves posited that they were Fresh From the Sewers, to You!TM

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://twitter.com/SavinTheBees/status/1580402146842812416

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Poops Mcgoots posted:

People without vaginas can also benefit from Kegel exercises.

https://twitter.com/GammaCounter/status/1580575240740274177?t=ufIsVIPm154JSSGLqVUe4A&s=19

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lindsey Graham! No!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Frank Frank posted:

Lindsey Graham! No!

Not cool.

Not cool.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

There was someone who shared anomalous colonoscopy photos like this, I think their name had the word "safari" in it, as in it's a butt safari for weird bugs. The ladybug was the weirdest one but there were others.

Personally I'm waiting for someone to come out with a graffiti bomb on the wall of their small intestine.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Tarkus posted:

No, but it was regarded as such.

Additionally, if you were walking around beating people for publicly displaying their fetish, you'd be doing a lot of hate crimes at Pride festivals and in the Castro, where people tend to openly display their kinks. (BDSM, leather daddies, things like that).

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Seems as though there may be some Turkish Wikipedia vandalism happening. I saw this article on the front page of Wikipedia:



Curious, I clicked on it to find out more info and got this:



There are very few instances where Wikipedia vandalism is amusing, and messing with articles about genocide is very cursed.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Mister Speaker posted:


Personally I'm waiting for someone to come out with a graffiti bomb on the wall of their small intestine.

Usually it’s the large, but they do tattoo certain spots if they find something in there

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lol not just blackouts but “hellish blackouts”

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Has anyone ever actually written something about how enduring hardships can create resilience without it being obvious he (always he) was extremely turned on by it

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