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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
2022 has been a redemptive year for Nancy. We’ve discovered that she wanted to deck Trump and has big fuckin’ cans.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

Automatic Slim posted:

Lol at Tumrp "potentially marching" anywhere.

Humantaur trotting is the best he can do

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Automata 10 Pack posted:

and has big fuckin’ cans.

The gently caress

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

Horny is haram

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.
Durham's last prosecution is ongoing. He's charging a Steele source with 5 counts of lying to federal investigators and I want to say he'll get a guilty verdict on maybe two or three? But I think I'll be surprised if he gets all 5.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







V-Men posted:

Durham's last prosecution is ongoing. He's charging a Steele source with 5 counts of lying to federal investigators and I want to say he'll get a guilty verdict on maybe two or three? But I think I'll be surprised if he gets all 5.

It is amazing how little penetration that has gotten outside of the Fox News crowd, and how they cling to it.

Like I know nothing about it and know at one time I spent at least 12 minutes trying to understand everything.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Trump posted his official response letter to the Unselect committee: https://cdn.nucleusfiles.com/27/27b...123&_nhids=TEST

It's... pretty :lmao:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
As Trump's mind slips further away, his Teutonic heritage is asserting itself with all those capitalised Nouns.

Pretty standard stuff (in Trmp-adjusted terms), but I did laugh at the evidentiary Appendix being a bunch of photos of crowds of rioters followed by repeated "why don't you look into [made up Thing], hub?"

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

FizFashizzle posted:

It is amazing how little penetration that has gotten outside of the Fox News crowd, and how they cling to it.

Like I know nothing about it and know at one time I spent at least 12 minutes trying to understand everything.

Well Durham was supposed to be their savior who ousted all the derp STate operatives within the FBI, HRC's campaign, and the White House and how they all colluded. Instead they got an acquittal, a guilty plea that was handed to them on a silver platter, and what I'm sure will be a mixed success given that Dachenko, a Steele source, interpreted the FBI's question of "did you talk to a campaign operative" to only mean "verbal communication" instead of encompassing things like email, text, etc.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Trump has already pled the 5th through multiple hours of deposition in his New York case. He has a capacity to shut up and not leak anything when it comes to his prized businesses.

I don't know if he has the same capacity to shut up about being president and the stolen election.

But even then, if the committee can't compel his testimony, why even bother with this political theater? Convince the DoJ to indict him for seditious conspiracy and use the mountain of evidence against him. That's how the courts work.

smax
Nov 9, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

Trump posted his official response letter to the Unselect committee: https://cdn.nucleusfiles.com/27/27b...123&_nhids=TEST

It's... pretty :lmao:

I honestly couldn’t tell if this was a caricature of what his response would look like at first. I don’t think a fake would go into the several attached pages “evidence” of fraud.

Bonus points for his totally-not-the-presidential-seal presidential seal.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Judge Schnoopy posted:

But even then, if the committee can't compel his testimony, why even bother with this political theater? Convince the DoJ to indict him for seditious conspiracy and use the mountain of evidence against him. That's how the courts work.
Didn't Trump complain that he didn't get to speak? So that would be his opportunity to put up or shut up. And then he could be indicted anyway.


smax posted:

I honestly couldn’t tell if this was a caricature of what his response would look like at first. I don’t think a fake would go into the several attached pages “evidence” of fraud.

Bonus points for his totally-not-the-presidential-seal presidential seal.

It legit reads like an AI generated document. I plugged the first (very run-on) sentence into GPT and it's pretty much indistinguishable from his actual whining.

quote:

This is so unnecessary as there was nothing to investigate, no probable cause of anything. It is a
scam, a con, a hoax, a total fabrication, a fraud and political Witch Hunt!

The most powerful tool the Radical Left have is their lies, deception,
and fake news. We are here to tell the Truth to the American People. As
we are only weeks away from Election Day, the Radical Left, those in the Main
Stream Media and their operatives are stepping up their efforts to deceive the
American people. This effort will only continue to intensify over the next
few weeks. We are in the midst of a global crisis the likes the world has
never seen before. A global crisis created by the Radical Left and their
Socialism.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
There's no loving way that doc is real. I can't believe it. That's somebody tipping their hand for sure. I mean,


supposedly trump posted:

In February 2021, Time Magazine broke the story
of the shadow campaign that was launched to rig the 2020 Presidential Election.
The authors write:
“‘To the President, something felt amiss. ‘It was all very, very strange,’
Trump said on Dec. 2. ‘Within days after the election, we witnessed an
orchestrated effort to anoint the winner, even while many key states were
still being counted.’ In a way, Trump was right. There was a conspiracy
unfolding behind the scenes…”
You did not ask one question about any of this.

He quotes an article that implicates him in a conspiracy to overthrow the election, as evidence that Time Magazine believed his lie. There's no way he's that stupid.

smax
Nov 9, 2009

Judge Schnoopy posted:

He quotes an article that implicates him in a conspiracy to overthrow the election, as evidence that Time Magazine believed his lie. There's no way he's that stupid.

I wouldn’t put it past Trump to stop reading at that quote and declare victory.

Additional context, here’s the next 2 paragraphs of the quoted article:

Time posted:

There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs. Both surprises were the result of an informal alliance between left-wing activists and business titans. The pact was formalized in a terse, little-noticed joint statement of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and AFL-CIO published on Election Day. Both sides would come to see it as a sort of implicit bargain–inspired by the summer’s massive, sometimes destructive racial-justice protests–in which the forces of labor came together with the forces of capital to keep the peace and oppose Trump’s assault on democracy.

The handshake between business and labor was just one component of a vast, cross-partisan campaign to protect the election–an extraordinary shadow effort dedicated not to winning the vote but to ensuring it would be free and fair, credible and uncorrupted. For more than a year, a loosely organized coalition of operatives scrambled to shore up America’s institutions as they came under simultaneous attack from a remorseless pandemic and an autocratically inclined President. Though much of this activity took place on the left, it was separate from the Biden campaign and crossed ideological lines, with crucial contributions by nonpartisan and conservative actors. The scenario the shadow campaigners were desperate to stop was not a Trump victory. It was an election so calamitous that no result could be discerned at all, a failure of the central act of democratic self-governance that has been a hallmark of America since its founding.

Article: https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Judge Schnoopy posted:

There's no way he's that stupid.

Uh, is there any evidence to the contrary? This person, who hasn't been able to speak a coherent sentence in years, is constantly surrounded by "yes people" who just tell him what he wants to hear. That doesn't allow one to have sound judgement on much of anything.

His former aides have mentioned more than once that he only paid any attention to papers that featured his name repeated frequently. It isn't too surprising he wouldn't review newspaper articles in detail other than the basic keywords he would be on the lookout for. And he probably expects other people to be exactly like that, too.

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Oct 14, 2022

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The appendix section quoting an article critical of him and also failing to understand how mail in voting works is some real solid evidence though.

Fart Amplifier
Apr 12, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:

Trump posted his official response letter to the Unselect committee: https://cdn.nucleusfiles.com/27/27b...123&_nhids=TEST

It's... pretty :lmao:



quote:

Why the failure to act or use this ready force? Had even a small percentage of
National Guard or fencing been there, there would have been no problem, January
6th would have been just another date.

Yeah if only the commander in chief of the DC national guard had acted.

edit: oh, I see he's complaining that the mayor refused?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

alf_pogs posted:

potentially marching, probably lurching

And wheezing. Definitely wheezing.

mobby_6kl posted:

Trump posted his official response letter to the Unselect committee: https://cdn.nucleusfiles.com/27/27b...123&_nhids=TEST

It's... pretty :lmao:

Back in the runup to 2016, we had a game we used to play called "Trump or crackhead?" This definitely qualifies.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Just :lmao: in general that the committee spent endless amounts of time proving the election was not stolen, everybody beyond trump told him directly it was not stolen, and Trump acted in a way showing he knew his time in office would not be extended 4 years, and the first loving thing out of his stupid goddamn mouth is 'the election was stolen and you didn't even bother investigating it'.

gently caress.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Just :lmao: in general that the committee spent endless amounts of time proving the election was not stolen, everybody beyond trump told him directly it was not stolen, and Trump acted in a way showing he knew his time in office would not be extended 4 years, and the first loving thing out of his stupid goddamn mouth is 'the election was stolen and you didn't even bother investigating it'.

gently caress.

The letter isn’t for the committee - it’s for his followers to keep that fire going about the election being stolen.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Ringo Star Get posted:

The letter isn’t for the committee - it’s for his followers to keep that fire going about the election being stolen.

I get that it's theater for his followers

But the letter literally starts 'Dear Chairman Thompson'

It's not unreasonable to assume Thompson will respond with the snarkiest, most well deserved smackdown of this incoherent dribble

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Judge Schnoopy posted:

I get that it's theater for his followers

But the letter literally starts 'Dear Chairman Thompson'

It's not unreasonable to assume Thompson will respond with the snarkiest, most well deserved smackdown of this incoherent dribble

Clarence Thomas was also the one who responded to his appeal about the NARA-lago case, and all he did was write "the appplication to ", copy-pasted the description from the complaint, wrote, "is denied," and called it a day.

Thomas is a weird lickspittle with some very hosed up beliefs, but even he apparently has limits.

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

smax posted:

I wouldn’t put it past Trump to stop reading at that quote and declare victory.

Additional context, here’s the next 2 paragraphs of the quoted article:

Article: https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/

That was a very enlightening article, I had no idea how much behind the scenes coordination went on to thwart his coup. The decision to stand down any counter protests was inspired and is frankly what probably saved the day as it removed his casus belli to invoke the Insurrection Act.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Automatic Slim posted:

Lol at Tumrp "potentially marching" anywhere.

lol, that's right, he planned to drive there.


Skex posted:

That was a very enlightening article, I had no idea how much behind the scenes coordination went on to thwart his coup. The decision to stand down any counter protests was inspired and is frankly what probably saved the day as it removed his casus belli to invoke the Insurrection Act.

I remember it being all over Twitter the day before-ish that counter protesters should stay away, because the militia groups were itching for blood and an excuse to spill it. I don't even want to think about how ugly it would have been if there had been a massive counter demonstration, even without counting in the plan to invoke the Insurrection Act, though it's briefly fun to imagine the not-zero-percent chance of those loving cowards running away with their tails between their legs like they did in the face of the giant counter protests after Unite the Right.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Jaxyon posted:

The gently caress

To be fair, I recall Nancy Pelosi's boobs were meme here for quite a while.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

To be fair, I recall Nancy Pelosi's boobs were meme here for quite a while.

Stay creepy, SA

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


There isn't a :wtf: big enough

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Jaxyon posted:

Stay creepy, SA
It became a meme on more than just SA.

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1544491053096607744

Edit: But uh! Let me be clear, I apologize. I do not endorse this anymore. Just posting a fact and showing a source.

Automata 10 Pack fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Oct 15, 2022

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
we are done with this line of discussion THANK YOU GOODBYE

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

mobby_6kl posted:

Didn't Trump complain that he didn't get to speak? So that would be his opportunity to put up or shut up. And then he could be indicted anyway.


Oh yeah. Indeed.

Let him come speak. Do 8 or 10 hours like Hillary did. Come on, DOnald. Talk all you want you piece of poo poo.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

BiggerBoat posted:

Oh yeah. Indeed.

Let him come speak. Do 8 or 10 hours like Hillary did. Come on, DOnald. Talk all you want you piece of poo poo.

13.
She did 13 hours.
Trump couldn’t walk 300 yards without a golf car six years ago.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Trumps demonstrated several times, even once just recently, that he can sit and say, “I plead the 5th” hundreds of times in a row for hours of questioning.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Oracle posted:

13.
She did 13 hours.
Trump couldn’t walk 300 yards without a golf car six years ago.

Well that's because you only get so much energy in a body in this life. Run it down too quickly and you might die from being so unhealthy!

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

Murgos posted:

Trumps demonstrated several times, even once just recently, that he can sit and say, “I plead the 5th” hundreds of times in a row for hours of questioning.

Let em do it again then lol

Turn it into a bit so subtle roast

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And wheezing. Definitely wheezing.

Back in the runup to 2016, we had a game we used to play called "Trump or crackhead?" This definitely qualifies.

you really aren't kidding

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Trump has already pled the 5th through multiple hours of deposition in his New York case. He has a capacity to shut up and not leak anything when it comes to his prized businesses.

I don't know if he has the same capacity to shut up about being president and the stolen election.

But even then, if the committee can't compel his testimony, why even bother with this political theater? Convince the DoJ to indict him for seditious conspiracy and use the mountain of evidence against him. That's how the courts work.

Is the subpoena for a public hearing or a closed hearing?

If he's on TV he might not be able to hold back from grandstanding.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Charlz Guybon posted:

Is the subpoena for a public hearing or a closed hearing?

If he's on TV he might not be able to hold back from grandstanding.
I don't think they'll let him do a live rally speech, that would be a nightmare.

Maybe do it pre-recorded but with a fake hearing audience

E: "The Trump Show", you know, like The Truman Show.

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Oct 15, 2022

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Charlz Guybon posted:

Is the subpoena for a public hearing or a closed hearing?

If he's on TV he might not be able to hold back from grandstanding.

Huge ratings! Biggest ratings in all of history. Much larger than Hillary's

edit

Whoops. That was an unfortunate typo

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Oct 15, 2022

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

BiggerBoat posted:

Huge ratings! Niggest ratings in all of history. Much larger than Hillary's

People are saying it was the best testimony ever given. Immediately cleared him of all crimes. Hoax!

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Murgos posted:

Trumps demonstrated several times, even once just recently, that he can sit and say, “I plead the 5th” hundreds of times in a row for hours of questioning.

So use it as a chance to ask some ridiculously pointed and trolling questions. Things specifically designed to get under his skin and see how long his composure lasts, or he really will just huff and grumble "the fifth" when he's on hour six of "Mr. Trump, just how small ARE your hands anyway? Are we talking like baby-sized? Can you comment on that at all?"

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