The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DGuF4De.mp4

Is this like the equivalent of striking an oil gusher for syrup farmers?

# ? Oct 16, 2022 02:58

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:51

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

That tree has diarrhea ):

# ? Oct 16, 2022 03:11

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/JoshLipnik/status/1581042519940673541

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:03

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshLipnik/status/1581042519940673541

Jefferson Township was probably Paul Kantner & Grace Slick's least successful project

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:13

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

Is this like the equivalent of striking an oil gusher for syrup farmers?

By the leaves on the ground and the bark, that looks to be some sort of hickory (ash?) with extreme heartwood rot and open chankers that let in a whole lot of rainwater. Poor thing was ready to go and decided to make a show of it

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:16

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Listening to the new season of Serial and it is cursed AF: the recorded phone logs of an antivaxer dying of COVID intercut with his sister talking about how she tried to convince him to get help.

I dunno how it is in the U.S. but here things didn't get this bad and this spread out.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:30

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Jefferson Township
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Jefferson Airplane
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Jefferson Starship

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:42

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Nooner posted:

That tree has diatreea ):

# ? Oct 16, 2022 04:45

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

talk about a root canal!

# ? Oct 16, 2022 05:06

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Some guy named Elmer back in a corner passed out in a chair.

This is the weirdest round of Clue ever

# ? Oct 16, 2022 07:11

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

CaptainSarcastic posted:

It's part of a ritual to summon Samp Cloudman.

Is Samp Cloudman that poltergeist that turns people's floors into wood parquet? Well thanks dipshit, my bathroom is now longer water proof :mad:

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DGuF4De.mp4

It's a Chocolate Wonderfall!

# ? Oct 16, 2022 08:33

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

BasicLich posted:

this reminds me of a great story. an early high school health class a friend of mine attended was getting into reproductive health and whatever forward thinking teach did a little lesson about dating specifically. they began by letting the kids write their idea for a fun first date on a slip of paper and the teach would read them aloud to the class for a little discussion about the ideas anonymously

so she finally gets to my friend's slip and says "I don't think I should read this one." but the class cajoles her into it and she says "it just says 'murder suicide'."

What's their username?

Content:

# ? Oct 16, 2022 08:58

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

This image was posted in the Bitcoin thread around a week ago, and it occurred to me it really fits well with the current thread title:

There was no context provided, but it looks like a Pepe going to town on someone's arm, I think?

# ? Oct 16, 2022 09:14

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DGuF4De.mp4

Tree beer.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 11:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Nooner posted:

That tree has diarrhea ):

Treearrhea

# ? Oct 16, 2022 12:38

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Captain Hygiene posted:

Is this like the equivalent of striking an oil gusher for syrup farmers?

I'm stumped.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 12:45

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Only lightly cursed but I'm sick of celebrating nerd culture

# ? Oct 16, 2022 13:26

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BOOTY-ADE posted:

This is the weirdest round of Clue ever

But the sign said, "Pimped out cum dump event. No loads refused."

E: if you need a reference,

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/beech_XxX/status/1573348313029611526

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Oct 16, 2022

# ? Oct 16, 2022 13:27

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

# ? Oct 16, 2022 14:16

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

CaptainSarcastic posted:

This image was posted in the Bitcoin thread around a week ago, and it occurred to me it really fits well with the current thread title:

There was no context provided, but it looks like a Pepe going to town on someone's arm, I think?

Nothing in the Bitcoin thread makes sense, stay out while you can.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 14:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 14:52

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

RatHat posted:

Awww it was so cute when he smothered her with a pillow to put her out of her misery (but maybe for selfish reasons) <3

# ? Oct 16, 2022 15:23

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

# ? Oct 16, 2022 16:24

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

Having been the annoying friend who has to pee every hour in NYC where bathrooms are usually far out of the way, this actually isn't the worst idea I've ever heard.

By popular demand posted:

Only lightly cursed but I'm sick of celebrating nerd culture

You can tell a lot about a grown adult who has these sitting around.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 17:02

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Yeah, I mainly identify as a "fan"

# ? Oct 16, 2022 17:12

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Liquid Chicken posted:

How is that cursed? "oh drat, I have some cheese on me. The night is ruined!" ?

# ? Oct 16, 2022 17:13

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

By popular demand posted:

How is that cursed? "oh drat, I have some cheese on me. The night is ruined!" ?

Depends. Is it Vegan cheese?

# ? Oct 16, 2022 18:09

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Treearrhea

Diatreea was right there!

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:05

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

By popular demand posted:

How is that cursed? "oh drat, I have some cheese on me. The night is ruined!" ?

I loathe cheese and I�d probably take that person's cheesegrater to their face.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:12

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Now that uncontrolled violent urge, that is cursed.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:21

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

There are worse things at a metal concert to get dumped on you than cheese.

Content:

And it's 100% official.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:22

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DGuF4De.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VNctpjV.mp4

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:22

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Yaldabaoth posted:

There are worse things at a metal concert to get dumped on you than cheese.

Content:

And it's 100% official.

drat are you on their street team or something?

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:25

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Yaldabaoth posted:

There are worse things at a metal concert to get dumped on you than cheese.

Content:

And it's 100% official.

I�m just impressed they�ve managed to make Grimace even more threatening.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:45

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

Blue Moonlight posted:

I�m just impressed they�ve managed to make Grimace even more threatening.

Four-eyed Grimace is even creepier than four-armed Grimace:

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:50

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I wonder why the bubble head nurses look like that-

OH NO

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:51

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I had never heard of that brand before McDonald's did this so I guess it's working out for one side. I'm still not buying any quirky expensive t shirts.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:54

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Cool Dad posted:

I had never heard of that brand before McDonald's did this so I guess it's working out for one side. I'm still not buying any quirky expensive t shirts.

It doesn�t really seem to exist as brand outside of quirky collab products that only influencers get a hold of. I looked it up trying to figure it out and only saw some hairy shoes.

# ? Oct 16, 2022 20:01