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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Alkydere posted:

Please, please, please don't tempt me with a future where Alex Jones' hole in the media stays empty. That sounds too much like a good time!

Of course if it does it'll probably be because the world has moved on and he's replaced by someone/something worse.

I suspect it’s this

There just isn’t a form of media one to one exactly the same as the basically dead radio industry. Radio died a hard death and now only reaches boomers and up, really, and the practice of having radio djs be small-time celebrities within a market due to lack of options bred people with the ability to do this rambling for hours. Iheartradio, formerly clear channel communication, is trying to corner the podcast game the way it sucked the radio market dry, by the by. Maybe the corporate structure has gotten better since it murdered radio creativity.

Maybe.

I think alex is one of the last holdouts of the radio djs made famous, and that particular angle to fame has basically become an impossible task. But we will see someone become alt right famous off of tiktok, if we havent already done so, for example.

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Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Alkydere posted:

Alex Jones' hole in the media

This phrase is way too close in proximity to the "Alex Jones OnlyFans" discussion, I'm not okay with it

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
AlexJonesHairyGoblinFeet.avi

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
AlexJonesGapeTraining.mpeg

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Alexjonesjar.mp4

Send_Ninjas
Oct 10, 2006
Maybe Rex will get famous for pranking him ala Bam Margera and Phil.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

NecroBob posted:

AlexJonesGapeTraining.mpeg

Alexjonesjar.mpg

Can they legally bar him from talking about sandy hook or anything like that?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
The successor to Alex already exists in Q poo poo. It may not have one central figure, but that seems to be the direction things are going anyways. No one will have the crazy market on lock down like Alex did, but there will be thousands of Q and Q adjacent people to fill the vacuum.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
He'll start talking about Gravelly Book or something within minutes of receiving the order.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

twistedmentat posted:

Alexjonesjar.mpg

Can they legally bar him from talking about sandy hook or anything like that?

2frogs1cup

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

twistedmentat posted:

Alexjonesjar.mpg

Can they legally bar him from talking about sandy hook or anything like that?
Yes, the plaintiffs can ask for an injunction from further defamation. It has to be narrowly tailored so he can't espouse views he was found liable for in the first place, as it would be nonsensical if the court could not at least try to stop the tort from repeating. Technically he's already vulnerable to further suits given he keeps defaming the plaintiffs, so the judge would presumably like to forestall yet another trip through the court system for exactly the same harm. Violation of the order includes possible jail time.

Outrail posted:

He'll start talking about Gravelly Book or something within minutes of receiving the order.
Courts aren't stupid either. If you speak in code but the average person knows exactly what you're talking about that's no defense whatsoever.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

The courts are very leery about pre-emptive speech bans for first amendment reasons, though he's certainly given them reason. It would also be raw red meat for his base.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kw0134 posted:

....

Courts aren't stupid either. If you speak in code but the average person knows exactly what you're talking about that's no defense whatsoever.

I love how child like regressives/Q think piglatin and nancy drew level cypher/word puzzles or other crazy numberalogy poo poo is how the lizard MJ12 send secret codes to each other.

ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012

Oh no, raw red meat for Alex Jone's base, who knows what those crazed monsters might try if we feed them raw red meat like a hideous beet ranting and raving at them constantly about how they need to KILL THE GLOBALISTS WHILE BUYING MY MERCH

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



PhazonLink posted:

I love how child like regressives/Q think piglatin and nancy drew level cypher/word puzzles or other crazy numberalogy poo poo is how the lizard MJ12 send secret codes to each other.

It’s because they need to be able to decode the “secret signals” and they aren’t very smart.

No way a Qultist is gonna learn actual cryptology, they already think grocery aisle word searches are dark sorcery.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What's to stop Putin from plucking out a new insane conspiracy theorist and plastering them all over the metaverse?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Outpost22 posted:

What's to stop Putin from plucking out a new insane conspiracy theorist and plastering them all over the metaverse?

The only people using the metaverse are Meta employees being forced to hold meetings in it, for one thing

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




univbee posted:

I think an important variable for "who replaces Alex Jones" is the fact that Alex, much like other right-wing conspiracists like Art Bell and Rush Limbaugh, had an insane amount of air time, and I think that carries an awful lot of weight in some subtle ways. Tucker Carlson definitely has pull and some obvious overlap in viewership with AJ's audience, but he's only actually on for an hour every weeknight, at a time when you might have something better to do. Alex Jones was on for up to four hours every weekDAY, during regular work hours, plus two hours on Sundays. The people with the wrong sort of conspiracy-minded brainworms are going to form a sort-of emotional attachment to the beet red alcoholic who's "just like them" and whom they spend half of their working hours with, versus the more obviously disconnected and very rich man in the suit on the TV for an hour every weeknight. There's kind of a clear winner between those two in the "I could have a beer with them" contest, and this matters to the insane viewership.

Anyone wanting to truly replace Alex is going to have put in some serious hours talking into people's ears for almost two dozen hours a week; that's the baseline for the amount of content conspiracists have been expecting for literal decades (Alex Jones' entire career plus those of his predecessors on the radio). As hosed-up as this is to say, as lovely as Alex Jones' empire is there was legitimate work and effort put into it on his part, and putting that much energy into something that insane requires a very specific combination of skills and brainworms.

Alex also had the dubious advantage of having his own self-hosted studio where he was both the boss and the talent, so there was no one with authority over him. Fox News is a normal company with lawyers and risk avoidance. Tucker Carlson won't be allowed to go as far as Alex Jones. Fox has already alienated some of the wingnut base by saying crazy things like Biden won the election.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Outpost22 posted:

What's to stop Putin from plucking out a new insane conspiracy theorist and plastering them all over the metaverse?

https://twitter.com/yeoldedad/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


think of the upside, each new user you recruit is worth $40 million

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
I never got my invite! What gay frog poo poo is globalist zion facebook trying to hide? Well, if you take my beetroot boner juice, your dick will point towards the answer to your prepper needs in the event of facebook going all terminator on us.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Scaramouche posted:

The courts are very leery about pre-emptive speech bans for first amendment reasons, though he's certainly given them reason. It would also be raw red meat for his base.
It would be a prior restraint if we haven't gone through (or gave Jones the opportunity to try but he declined) a process to determine that it was unprotected speech and thus outside the bounds of the first amendment. Said injunction would have to be specific about what he can discuss but at a minimum saying Sandy Hook is a hoax or the parents aren't actually parents, or the kids never existed would be prohibited. He can say he doesn't like the SH plaintiffs or even that they're lizard people (until he gets sued again for novel defamatory statements) but anything in the same line that was sued for originally can be shut down. That's kind of the point of a defamation suit.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

It's Sunday and my balls just returned from the exosphere. They're a little frostbitten, but no worse for wear.

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

Tunicate posted:

think of the upside, each new user you recruit is worth $40 million

Someone tell Zuck I'll use the metaverse 40 hours a week for only $20 million.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Outpost22 posted:

What's to stop Putin from plucking out a new insane conspiracy theorist and plastering them all over the metaverse?

I mean, dude's already playing every bet on the table. Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Jorp, Wee Benny Shaps, Wheels Cawthorn, Charlie "the Face" Kirk- all of them have been linked to Russian money, convincingly or explicitly in quite a few cases. Even if all of these heads were cut off, Poots would still fund whichever hydra-talking-head rose up

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
New cursed Goosebumps books about the Billion Dollar Jones trial just dropped:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mercury_Storm posted:

New cursed Goosebumps books about the Billion Dollar Jones trial just dropped:



gently caress

YES

I love GOOBBJONBS season!

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5orKCzz58

Legal Eagle has a video on the billion dollar chili.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Nelson Mandingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5orKCzz58

Legal Eagle has a video on the billion dollar chili.

This is a really good watch, especially when you don’t have the time or the mental/emotional energy to follow this from the very beginning. Only 17 minutes and seemingly gets everything.

He’s really screwed isn’t he? Unless he magically becomes competent and walks everything back on IW and issues apologies and starts taking the court case seriously and

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He must be past that point by now. Him and his reps have hosed around so much for so long. Forgiving him anything is rewarding loving with the system.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

buglord posted:

This is a really good watch, especially when you don’t have the time or the mental/emotional energy to follow this from the very beginning. Only 17 minutes and seemingly gets everything.

He’s really screwed isn’t he? Unless he magically becomes competent and walks everything back on IW and issues apologies and starts taking the court case seriously and

and even then he's screwed

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
From the way the video is presented if Alex could clean himself up, and try really really hard to win the bankruptcy court over he could be fine.

So yes he’s screwed

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex Jones should have a scold's bridle permanently affixed to his head until death.


edit: vote 4 me

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Jestery posted:

Oh poo poo , I got buttons

yes ha ha yes

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/goadgatsby/status/1582139886429011969?s=46&t=lWIpXrX-9YYl_0RKpqvi_w


I’m telling ya’: Musk is the bitcoin guy.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
for as pale as musk is, I'm certain he spends all day running sock puppet accounts spreading propaganda and trolling.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Imagine being the richest guy on earth, having infinite resources, the ability to do literally anything you want, and then spend all your time being a twitter troll.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

CharlestheHammer posted:

From the way the video is presented if Alex could clean himself up, and try really really hard to win the bankruptcy court over he could be fine.

So yes he’s screwed
Nah, he's hosed even if he could stop being himself. You have one chance to show the courts you're not an rear end in a top hat and Jones's has blown through all the various legal stop signs, right off the cliff -- and that's before you even consider that in many places bankruptcy law has certain things outside of anyone's discretion. He can't get a discharge on the judgments, he's hosed around too much to let the trustee not examine all his transactions, present and past, under an electron microscope, and that'll hold when he's personally applying for bankruptcy. "Mr. Court, I am broke. I owe $texas to Mr. Jonesey Alexander who is totally not me in a fake mustache" is not a thing you put in your initial petition and come back from when the bankruptcy judge rolls his eyes at you so hard the torque lifts the courthouse off its foundations.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kung Food posted:

Imagine being the richest guy on earth, having infinite resources, the ability to do literally anything you want, and then spend all your time being a twitter troll.

It's the only way he can get attention. Musk is only desperate for everyone to give him the adulation that actors and celebrities get. Here is a quote from noted sex pest TJ Miller:

“Some Valley big shots have no idea how to react to the show,” Miller told me. “They can’t decide whether to be offended or flattered. And they’re mystified by the fact that actors have a kind of celebrity that they will never have—there’s no rhyme or reason to it, but that’s the way it is, and it kills them.” Miller met Musk at the after-party in Redwood City. “I think he was thrown by the fact that I wasn’t being sycophantic — which I couldn’t be, because I didn’t realize who he was at the time. He said, ‘I have some advice for your show,’ and I went, ‘No thanks, we don’t need any advice,’ which threw him even more. And then, while we’re talking, some woman comes up and says ‘Can I have a picture?’ and he starts to pose — it was kinda sad, honestly — and instead she hands the camera to him and starts to pose with me. It was, like, Sorry, dude, I know you’re a big deal — and, in his case, he actually is a big deal — but I’m the guy from ‘Yogi Bear 3-D,’ and apparently that’s who she wants a picture with.”

Musk so desperately wants to be that guy, but he is only that guy to bazingas, and not the attractive people he wants to see. By doing nothing but shitposting all day, he draws that attention without having to interact with the people he despises. He's tech Donald Trump.

His companies, despite the PR backlash, likely prefer that he waste his days shitposting instead of actively meddling in their day to day affairs.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
My 2 favorite GBS threads deciding to do a crossover to start off the season

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