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I've never heard of Avro FC but some food place at their stadium replied with this and god drat that's some footy scran https://twitter.com/AtAvro/status/1582059299412402178
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The United Kingdom has, hands down, the worst slang on the planet. What the gently caress is footy scran
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reminds me of the queen e,c: https://twitter.com/nonleaguekitman/status/1576200978696531968?s=20&t=wgdM51HQtrqh7UMFOTLeJA LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:08 on Oct 17, 2022 |
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Halloween Jack posted:The United Kingdom has, hands down, the worst slang on the planet. What the gently caress is footy scran football food.
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Yeah, you don't want to put too much junk down the garbage disposal, otherwise it'll stop working and you'll have to dig that kind of stuff out
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Oct 17, 2022 19:25
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It looks like someone had some decent nachos going but dropped a dictionary on them and let it rest overnight
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hey guys, i think the teleporter malfunctioned again...
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LifeSunDeath posted:e,c: 
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uber_stoat posted:hey guys, i think the teleporter malfunctioned again... But the animal is inside out
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Now I understand why there's so many riots at soccer games.
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https://twitter.com/etoriasan/status/1581842938073559041 Sweetie, you've hardly touched your sushi pizza
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I've only been to one big league soccer game in my life as a friend had a spare ticket to a Dundee United match. At half-time I bought a cheeseburger but on returning to the stands I noticed there was no cheese in it. I couldn't be arsed going back so just started eating it. Upon biting in I discovered the cheese was a pocket inside the burger patty at a temperature hot enough to initiate a fusion reaction. Good burg 10/10 would recommend.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I've only been to one big league soccer game in my life as a friend had a spare ticket to a Dundee United match. At half-time I bought a cheeseburger but on returning to the stands I noticed there was no cheese in it. I couldn't be arsed going back so just started eating it. Upon biting in I discovered the cheese was a pocket inside the burger patty at a temperature hot enough to initiate a fusion reaction. Ah, a juicy lucy. Always a good time.
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Halloween Jack posted:The United Kingdom has, hands down, the worst slang on the planet. What the gently caress is footy scran scran = food footy = football scots gives us many excellent words like scunnered and boggin OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 21:56 on Oct 17, 2022 |
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Had a really killer sandwich at a Penguins game the other night. Spicy salami, saurkraut and French fries on thick toast.
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OwlFancier posted:scran = food but can a scouser become a true wiganer by eating a babby's yed or smack barm pey wet
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Oct 17, 2022 21:58
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Everyone on this island just hoots at each other with their own dialect that has somehow survived in one village of fifty people for a thousand years and is entirely incomprehensible to outsiders except for the fact that you can basically just replace any noun or adjective with any other and infer meaning purely from context and intonation. English is like a meta-language that has an endless supply of words, but meanings is conveyed without using any of them specifically.
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Aka the best language to make into the trade standard worldwide
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Near perfection, all it needs is a spattered line of ketchup
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Captain Hygiene posted:Near perfection, all it needs is a spattered line of ketchup Are you mad? Too spicy!
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From the schadenfreude thread: Also probably the peak for the "this fad diet looks terrible, but you could probably turn the food into something tasty pretty easily"
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Cucked by basic food safety 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Had a really killer sandwich at a Penguins game the other night. Spicy salami, saurkraut and French fries on thick toast. That sounds Primanti as gently caress
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He is so bad at raw meat: the people who made raw meat a permanent part of their diet usually butchered it themselves as freshness is key. I'll bet he tried to eat raw with days old meat he got from the supermarket, perfectly fine cooked but not raw.
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By popular demand posted:He is so bad at raw meat: Ummm, ever heard about long meat?
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My new food fad is vacuum sealing raw meat and running it through a cobalt-60 food irradiator. I will call it Gamma Meals For Gamma Males. I will also offer much spicier food for alpha males.
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Tunicate posted:My new food fad is vacuum sealing raw meat and running it through a cobalt-60 food irradiator. I will call it Gamma Meals For Gamma Males. sou Hulk.
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more falafel please posted:but can a scouser become a true wiganer by eating a babby's yed or smack barm pey wet Started reading this without having skimmed the quoted part and thought I was having a stroke
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a common response to wigan petition to pronounce wigan so it rhymes with vegan
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OwlFancier posted:a common response to wigan ...You mean it doesn't?
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wig an or I guess wig un/en as you don't enunciate the a, and also all one syllable, like "wiggen"
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"fried potato pie with pea water" tell me that's better
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