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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Yeah it’s a bad look, but all of college football is a bad look business on the back of unpaid labor, so kinda par for the course there.

At the very least this gives some yokels some pride in SEE THEM GOALPOSTS. I HELPED PAY FOR EM AFTER WE BEAT BAMA’S rear end, so I get it.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Felt it was time for an avatar upgrade. I wish I could make it a gif but I have no idea how to do it from this video

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjyD_5-patu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Oct 17, 2022

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


D.N. Nation posted:

ha I remember the story around McElwain here early in his Florida tenure was that at least he wasn't a hothead nutso like Will Muschamp

Look we collective gators have been through the Kübler Ross steps many times the past decade and I’ve found that Bargaining is the most pernicious.

wernox
Mar 26, 2001

I gave up my OG title for this.
https://twitter.com/BoilerFootball/status/1582025199729274880

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
https://twitter.com/ChaseGoodbread/status/1582007602237427712?s=20&t=Oeyxtp0TdLMjIvuqEhGNUw

D.N. Nation posted:

ha I remember the story around McElwain here early in his Florida tenure was that at least he wasn't a hothead nutso like Will Muschamp

He didn't give death stares or punch whiteboards, it's true, but it seems he was stubborn as a mule.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Refs are biased against Bama Paaaawwwwwl

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Joey Freshwater posted:

Felt it was time for an avatar upgrade. I wish I could make it a gif but I have no idea how to do it from this video

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjyD_5-patu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I'm ready for a new one too but I can't pick

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I think my first av was Fulmer clapping when I first registered. I drunkenly bought this one after the game Saturday. :coal:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Pimpcasso posted:

I think my first av was Fulmer clapping when I first registered. I drunkenly bought this one after the game Saturday. :coal:

Heupel on that Fulmer diet.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Joey Freshwater posted:

Felt it was time for an avatar upgrade. I wish I could make it a gif but I have no idea how to do it from this video

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjyD_5-patu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

That video is awesome and nice avatar.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

get rekt perverts

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
you hate to see it

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Remember, punching down is cool and good if the punch-ee harbored and fostered pedos.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress penn state forever

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Warbird posted:

Remember, punching down is cool and good if the punch-ee harbored and fostered pedos.

Also Baylor for covering up a culture of systemic rape.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

JesustheDarkLord posted:

gently caress penn state forever


Judgy Fucker posted:

Also Baylor for covering up a culture of systemic rape.

there are no sinless major programs in the NCAA but gently caress these ones, and Brian Kelly, in particular

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

harperdc posted:

The Fullcast joke last year that Michigan fans are going “STOP LOOKING AT ME” is just holding through this year.

Honestly it might be the time for that rumbling to get started since Michigan chewed up Penn State and spit out the bones last weekend, and it does feel like the Wolverines are the only challenge for Ohio State at all this year.

Honestly, I don’t think people are really ready for the conversation we’re going to have to have about Penn State once OSU is done with them. I get that Franklin recruits, and I get that they’ve generally had pretty good skill guys the last few years. You can’t have a team this weak on the OL for this long. I don’t care who the QB is. The second people get tape on Allar to know where the rush lanes are or start giving him the freshman confusion packages, he’s going to look like every other promising QB who can’t do it all himself. He could in another year maybe, but that dude wasn’t saving them against Michigan and it won’t be any better when you have Ohio State blitzing you every other play. Clifford’s mobility has borderline saved him for this long; what do you think happens when that goes away for more of a picket guy?

Much less, Manny might be one of the worst DCs to pair with this offense. Manny doesn’t play well against gap schemes that constantly make you stay gap sound or any back that has the vision to cut back early. He gambles on leaving gaps uncovered to try for TFLs which you cannot do against teams that area actually good at running the ball like Michigan or inevitably Ohio State. Maybe you get lucky against some spread teams where both sets of reads are simplified, but any team that can create extra gaps or build in early cuts is going to generate explosives from guys being out of place, especially when you’re only putting 6 in the box and guaranteeing early space to backs. Couple that with an offense that can’t hold the ball and run, and you’re just constantly handing the opponent a ball and gambling.

Also, the gently caress is your roster when you’re starting a 265 pound DT against a Michigan team that wants to run on the interior all game. How are you, James Franklin, looking at your defense and going “yeah, this will work” to a dude who is smaller than most starting DEs for teams you should be competing with. You’re not like Wazzu or Navy.


Michigan is still not surprising me though. McCarthy’s not gonna have to prove if he can win a game alone or not until they play Ohio State, because I highly doubt that Knowles is gonna go Kerry Coombs with that gameplan. I have a sneaky feeling we’re going to find out that he’s getting away with a lot the same way Shea did. I just don’t believe the rest of the conference is built to actually challenge the big 2 this year with the west in shambles and the rest of the East having deeply unserious LOS play. Really hope for Stroud’s sake that the defense is ready for prime time this year because I’m going to be insanely mad if the best QB in program history never gets one over Michigan.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

WoodrowSkillson posted:

there are no sinless major programs in the NCAA but gently caress these ones, and Brian Kelly, in particular

:hai:

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

WoodrowSkillson posted:

there are no sinless major programs in the NCAA but gently caress these ones, and Brian Kelly, in particular

:emptyquote:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Warbird posted:

Remember, punching down is cool and good if the punch-ee harbored and fostered pedos.

Michigan also covered up their own pervert doctor for decades

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Demon Of The Fall posted:

yeah there was a video of UT's president being asked about the goalposts and he was like "who gives a poo poo, I'll take a fine every time" as he's puffing on his cigar. I don't know why the athletic department is asking for donos, it seems dumb and a bad look

I know that video, and I know Randy Boyd personally. I seriously seriously doubt that video was staged fwiw, he’s legit a pretty cool guy.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

WoodrowSkillson posted:

there are no sinless major programs in the NCAA but gently caress these ones, and Brian Kelly, in particular

Also whoever the head coach of Tennessee is, who I am now realizing I have no idea is. Is it still the champions of life dude?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Warbird posted:

Also whoever the head coach of Tennessee is, who I am now realizing I have no idea is. Is it still the champions of life dude?

That was two coaches ago. We’ve had an actual recruiting pirate that’s come and gone since then.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Heupel also seems like a legit Good Dude, but with our luck he'll probably get Milkshake Duck'd sooner or later

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Michigan also covered up their own pervert doctor for decades

Michigan did too? I thought that was Michigan State. I can't keep up with all the rapists.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Heupel just needs to keep shut when he’s at a hot mic, which he seems pretty good at to me. He’s like the anti Butch. You couldn’t pay Butch to shut the gently caress up.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Michigan also covered up their own pervert doctor for decades

that's MSU unless i missed something. Nasser was the loving monster that abused the US olympic team

i assume this poo poo happens everywhere, the highlighted cases are excessive even within this dumpster

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Bird in a Blender posted:

Michigan did too? I thought that was Michigan State. I can't keep up with all the rapists.

Both

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/19/1074071024/university-michigan-sexual-abuse-sports-doctor

quote:

The University of Michigan has agreed to a $490 million settlement with more than 1,000 people who say they were sexually assaulted by a former sports doctor during his nearly four-decade career at the school, the university and those involved in the settlement announced Wednesday.

The university said 1,050 people will share in the settlement, which was reached through mediation. Individuals and their attorneys will determine how to split $460 million, with no input from the university, the school said in a statement. An additional $30 million will be set aside for future claims.

https://www.vox.com/identities/2018/1/19/16897722/sexual-abuse-usa-gymnastics-larry-nassar-explained

quote:

Halicek is one of more than 150 women who came forward with harrowing testimony at the sentencing hearing for Nassar, a former doctor for USA Gymnastics and sports medicine physician at Michigan State University who has pleaded guilty to charges of criminal sexual conduct and federal child pornography charges.

A judge sentenced Nassar to up to 175 years in prison for his crimes in January, saying “I just signed your death warrant.” The former doctor has already been sentenced to 60 years on federal child pornography charges.

Also Ohio State, this one involves one of the most powerful politicians in the country.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...918a_story.html

quote:

A former Ohio State wrestler accused Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) of repeatedly “crying” and “begging” him not to corroborate accounts of sexual abuse against the university’s wrestling team doctor that occurred when Jordan was a coach.

Adam DiSabato — the brother of Mike DiSabato, the whistleblower who exposed the abuse by Richard Strauss — testified Wednesday during a public hearing in the state legislature that when the story came out in July 2018, he received a phone call from a tearful Jordan.

And Penn St. ...

Big 10 has a problem.

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Oct 17, 2022

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

A very dark notion crossed my mind, UT should keep a close eye on Smokey. We know what went down the last time something like this happened and while I do deeply deeply hate Tennessee I don’t want that dog getting hurt.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


hahahahahahaha god drat everything sucks

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Warbird posted:

A very dark notion crossed my mind, UT should keep a close eye on Smokey. We know what went down the last time something like this happened and while I do deeply deeply hate Tennessee I don’t want that dog getting hurt.

Obviously same here, but Smokey X is on his way out anyway. He’s getting pretty old for a bluetick

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Heupel won QB of the year and was Heisman runner-up in 2000, if he was a shithead back then we'd know about it by now because he was famous then, and he's young enough and coming up in a more enlightened age compared to older coaches to know enough that if you have lovely opinions, keep them off a microphone.

He seems to be a genuinely good coach who cares a lot about his players, and he certainly seems capable of connecting with them enough to take backups from Virginia Tech and turn them into giant-slayers at the Heisman table.

It is also immensely refreshing to be beyond Champions of Life and Brick By Brick. This dude knows what he's doing because he was very good at it until a shoulder injury kept him out of the NFL.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


WoodrowSkillson posted:

hahahahahahaha god drat everything sucks

The part that is incredible to me is that Sandusky had, what, less than a dozen victims and that seemed like an astounding number.

Then you ended up with the four digit guys and it was like too much to even wrap your brain around.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Nassar is like the Cy Young of molestation

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

General Dog posted:

Nassar is like the Cy Young of molestation

as much as it pains me to say this, Nassar has like, rookie numbers

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
This thread is going places

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
I'm just glad I didn't rush to get a Billy Napier av right after the Utah game.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

LLCoolJD posted:

I'm just glad I didn't rush to get a Billy Napier av right after the Utah game.

I mean, it would be a funny av right now.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
A Billy av with the text that's my purse I don't know you as the text would be swell imo

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