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There's a Kleenex commercial currently airing that features a bunch of literal snot-nosed kids. It's loving disgusting. Who OK's this kind of stuff?
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 22:32 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:There's a Kleenex commercial currently airing that features a bunch of literal snot-nosed kids. It's loving disgusting. Who OK's this kind of stuff? Not any worse than hearing about a guy tell us how comfortable his balls are in his new underwear.
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# ? Oct 8, 2022 23:07 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Not any worse than hearing about a guy tell us how comfortable his balls are in his new underwear. I will never get over bent-dick carrot and the closeups of a woman’s crotch as she shaved her pubes. I’m not a prude, but the 70 yr/old Mom and 99 yr/old Granny I watch college football with on Saturdays actually are.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 04:19 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Not any worse than hearing about a guy tell us how comfortable his balls are in his new underwear. Seeing literal is definitely worse than hearing about.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 06:52 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Not any worse than hearing about a guy tell us how comfortable his balls are in his new underwear. the Bust Rodd style of advertising
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:58 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Not any worse than hearing about a guy tell us how comfortable his balls are in his new underwear. Or hearing a child sing about how clean his asscrack is.
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# ? Oct 10, 2022 17:59 |
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Thanks to Lume, I found out my crotch/rear end has a stink factor.
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 21:15 |
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gently caress off burger king with the whopper whopper whopper song.
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 22:36 |
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Why is Danny DeVito doing ads for Jersey Mike's? And why are they so terrible?
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 22:08 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Thanks to Lume, I found out my crotch/rear end has a stink factor. I have serious doubts about their data quality
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 22:29 |
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Literally the only thing I know about James Corden is how unlikable he generally is, so the fact that he's advertising Keurig makes it extra amusing. I don't actually have an opinion on the commercial though.SilentChaz posted:Why is Danny DeVito doing ads for Jersey Mike's? And why are they so terrible? The enthusiasm is...endearing, I guess? Not in a way that makes the commercials good, however. Sash! posted:I have serious doubts about their data quality Seriously, this is giving me serious "making body hair seem bad to sell razors" vibes.
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 23:34 |
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SilentChaz posted:Why is Danny DeVito doing ads for Jersey Mike's? And why are they so terrible? I can't hate them since Danny DeVito is so drat cool
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 00:18 |
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Codependent Poster posted:I can't hate them since Danny DeVito is so drat cool Have you seen Little Demon? He's plays the Devil in it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 00:57 |
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SilentChaz posted:Why is Danny DeVito doing ads for Jersey Mike's? And why are they so terrible? He's Philly trash now
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 04:05 |
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This Geico ad with the waitress telling her "scary" ad pitch going "ahhhhh, ahhhhh" should be considered a war crime.
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# ? Oct 19, 2022 22:33 |
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Hector Delgado posted:This Geico ad with the waitress telling her "scary" ad pitch going "ahhhhh, ahhhhh" should be considered a war crime. I feel like it's a slight improvement over the first taxi cab version. Which was aggressively terrible, used a bad fake voice and they also played a cut version half the time that ruin the joke of the ad anyway.
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# ? Oct 19, 2022 22:59 |
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SilentChaz posted:Why is Danny DeVito doing ads for Jersey Mike's? They offered him money, and he accepted it bc he wants to have money
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# ? Oct 19, 2022 23:08 |
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For those of you not watching baseball: https://twitter.com/chrisoIIey/stat...ingawful.com%2F Citizens for Sanity are taking bad faith to new and exciting places.
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 03:00 |
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I don't know if this counts because this is more of a promo than an ad, but the Trevor Noah promo where he jokes about Idris Elba being the hottest temperature makes me want to jump off a loving roof.
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 22:51 |
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Holy moly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw4_fxkkRbc
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 03:18 |
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I've noticed a new trend on ads for crappy devices - they tell you that because of supply chain issues, they are halting manufacture of said device so you are limited to buying only two or three.
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 13:45 |
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The xfinity "You can do better" ad is smug and rude. Who would actually say something like that to a stranger?
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 02:26 |
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Boy howdy do I never want to hear Kevin Hart's voice again.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:07 |
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I've only seen the ad a couple of times but I already hate the new Popeye's commercial with "Tim from the other chicken chain" spying on Popeyes.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 05:13 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I've noticed a new trend on ads for crappy devices - they tell you that because of supply chain issues, they are halting manufacture of said device so you are limited to buying only two or three. I've seen some ads on TV no less (although to be fair on deep cable channels where they struggle to sell high value ads) that said because of supply chain issues the product was being completely discontinued after the current manufacturing run. It must be something that works because products do it all the time on Instagram level of ads but taking the theory to TV is interesting.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 06:01 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AxsXiADOks Hey, BBC, get some new sponsors, I really love to hear this garbage twice in 10 minutes.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 15:46 |
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Rick posted:I've seen some ads on TV no less (although to be fair on deep cable channels where they struggle to sell high value ads) that said because of supply chain issues the product was being completely discontinued after the current manufacturing run. I don't see how it's any different from previous approaches where they'd have a stock counter ticking down, or insisting that that this great price won't last beyind the ad.
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# ? Nov 23, 2022 07:05 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't see how it's any different from previous approaches where they'd have a stock counter ticking down, or insisting that that this great price won't last beyind the ad. QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED!!!!! (to the contents of a warehouse the size of Texas). This offer is only available to THE FIRST 500 CALLERS!! (No matter when you call, you're one of the first 500, that was in the call script).
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:38 |
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"No, dad, this new BMW that I'm leasing for $900/month is not yours." Problem solved!
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:13 |
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More of a mild annoyance: Getting tired of seeing smug, oddly fit Santa shilling for Rakuten (whatever the hell that is).
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# ? Nov 28, 2022 03:49 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:More of a mild annoyance: Getting tired of seeing smug, oddly fit Santa shilling for Rakuten (whatever the hell that is). There's also John Hamm as "smug, oddly fit Santa" shilling for the World Cup. At least those should go away soon. Currently trying not to go insane because Hulu stopped working with my adblockers enabled. Between that and live sports, the current theme seems to be "Horrible singing" Looking at you: Burger King, KFC, Sonic, and Old Navy.
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# ? Dec 5, 2022 19:18 |
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Failson posted:There's also John Hamm as "smug, oddly fit Santa" shilling for the World Cup. At least those should go away soon. It's wild how half-assed that BK song is.
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# ? Dec 5, 2022 19:32 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's wild how half-assed that BK song is. I'm lucky enough not to have heard the song (yet), but I'd bet it took multiple marketing majors and a focus group to come up with a song that sounded like it had been cobbled together in thirty seconds.
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# ? Dec 5, 2022 19:39 |
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Failson posted:Between that and live sports, the current theme seems to be "Horrible singing" These ad execs saw those God-awful Honda "Pamplemousses" ads from like...ten(?) years ago and figured they could do better/worse.
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# ? Dec 5, 2022 20:13 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's wild how half-assed that BK song is.
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# ? Dec 5, 2022 20:30 |
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Cage posted:Been stuck in my head all day. The cadence is infectious. KFC has all my ire: "Crispy creemy plus there's graveeeey." In the whitest, whiniest voice possible.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:18 |
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Failson posted:There's also John Hamm as "smug, oddly fit Santa" shilling for the World Cup. At least those should go away soon. JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY Sprite must have a make-good because that commercial is on during every break from law and order.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:58 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:These ad execs saw those God-awful Honda "Pamplemousses" ads from like...ten(?) years ago and figured they could do better/worse. it was Hyundai and while the guy from that band ended up founding Patreon and got rich, he still deserves to be in The Hague for those ads
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# ? Dec 7, 2022 15:11 |
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InsensitiveSeaBass posted:JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY ALRIIIIGHT, Alright, alright. That commercial is harkening back to something and clearly the minute version of that ad makes more sense (and is still a mishmash of a lot of stuff) but that 15 second JOYJOYJOY clip is annoying.
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# ? Dec 7, 2022 18:54 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:02 |
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Sixt really knows what people need these days: making car rental exciting again.
F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 11, 2022 |
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