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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Egg Moron posted:

Do people ever refer to people doing mandatory service in western and western adjacent armies like the German military or the IDF as conscripts?

yes. service obligation, mandatory service, or whatever permutation of that usually gets used when it makes sense to use whatever the official term is or when it might also be served in some non-military capacity. i really haven't heard them used euphemistically and I also felt like conscription was about as neutral in most uses. i don't think there had been a push for something like "only russia does conscription - they didn't have normal socks until this decade!". that'll probably happen now though so I'd expect to eventually get scolded for saying israel or germany has mandatory conscription at some point in the future.

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

germany abolished conscription like a decade ago didn't they?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

lobster shirt posted:

germany abolished conscription like a decade ago didn't they?

Most of the Euros did, there was a big Economist article about it at the time.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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every finnish male still has to sacrifice 6 months of their precious masturbation age for wanking in a tent with a a bunch of equally miserable teenagers, or changing diapers for old people. if they're not smart enough to pretend to have a debilitating irritable bowel syndrome. cant wait to see those proud dilweeds march off to arabia

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

lollontee posted:

every finnish male still has to sacrifice 6 months of their precious masturbation age for wanking in a tent with a a bunch of equally miserable teenagers, or changing diapers for old people. if they're not smart enough to pretend to have a debilitating irritable bowel syndrome. cant wait to see those proud dilweeds march off to arabia

Do they not have women in the army there?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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Frosted Flake posted:

Do they not have women in the army there?

volunteer only

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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mind you, i find no reason it shouldn't be universal service for all citizens, but then again i am a commun ist

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
they need women to be their prime ministers and cat ear wearers

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

lollontee posted:

mind you, i find no reason it shouldn't be universal service for all citizens, but then again i am a commun ist

*Nods Leninishly* “hmm. Everyone should have to join the bourgeois armies of NATO. I think I hear the people of Iran crying out for freedom.”

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

*Nods Leninishly* “hmm. Everyone should have to join the bourgeois armies of NATO. I think I hear the people of Iran crying out for freedom.”

please don't remind me of the fact, i'm trying to live in a furry fantasy world

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Fair enough

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/ronkainen7k15/status/1580539920892190720

what are the chances it gets canned because it goes sgt york

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/ronkainen7k15/status/1580539920892190720

what are the chances it gets canned because it goes sgt york

implying it will have the capability to go york in the first place is lol

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/ronkainen7k15/status/1580539920892190720

what are the chances it gets canned because it goes sgt york

more likely this will happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvqDaFpXeM&t=126s

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/ronkainen7k15/status/1580539920892190720

what are the chances it gets canned because it goes sgt york

this is how prometheus and the cybrids were created. do not!! do this!!!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

this is how prometheus and the cybrids were created. do not!! do this!!!

im picturing biden as the immortal emperor of earth and humanity and loling

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

no special point. I just think this photo is amazing. also manpads apparently work..?

https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1582099780431278080?s=46&t=S_pTvCtc7Sa-F4YRkET8Lw

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Proust Malone posted:

no special point. I just think this photo is amazing. also manpads apparently work..?

https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1582099780431278080?s=46&t=S_pTvCtc7Sa-F4YRkET8Lw

manpads work, especially as part of an integrated defense. their success rate in this war is unknown but everyone with a modern army is going to be extremely interested in analyzing their use in this war. they shouldn't be a threat to a jet that's actually in the air with energy unless other parts of air defense have made it fly in a more vulnerable way. i would bet that very few jet kills in this are actually made with a manpads.

this apparently happened after takeoff and yeysk does not seem like it is remotely close enough to any of ukraine's front lines for manpads to have had an impact here. it sounds like one of the engines failed on takeoff and the plane did not have enough energy to change course at all before impact. if you lose thrust on takeoff with a full load, you cannot control the jet at all so 'riding it down' to avoid a building is impossible. considering the position of that parachute to the building, that pilot probably ejected at the last possible second. also i'm not sure but I kind of remember hearing about some russian jets having an automatic eject system? could be misremembering

war sucks

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Proust Malone posted:

no special point. I just think this photo is amazing. also manpads apparently work..?

https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1582099780431278080?s=46&t=S_pTvCtc7Sa-F4YRkET8Lw

i do not think any manpads exist that can shoot down an airplane as far away from ukraine, or ukrainian-held territory, as yeysk is

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

lobster shirt posted:

i do not think any manpads exist that can shoot down an airplane as far away from ukraine, or ukrainian-held territory, as yeysk is

dumb fire yeeted at a 45 degree angle from a guy strapped to the wing of an opposing jet. that might be mathematically possible.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Cuttlefush posted:

dumb fire yeeted at a 45 degree angle from a guy strapped to the wing of an opposing jet. that might be mathematically possible.

Wow, rude way to refer to Silent

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

They already mount arrays of MANPADs on helicopters, I'm sure they could make a smaller version that shoots from a drone too. That would suck to have little drones with stingers zooming around your airspace.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I don't think there was ever really a question that MANPADs as a weapon would work

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

sullat posted:

Wow, rude way to refer to Silent

"I'm quiet, but I'm not that Quiet." - Silent :ssh:

also that cutscene kicks fuckin rear end through despite being absurd and offputting

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

more pictures of the aftermath:

https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1582106874211540994?s=46&t=S_pTvCtc7Sa-F4YRkET8Lw

jet fuel / steel beams etc etc

https://twitter.com/rianru/status/1582206118209519616?s=46&t=S_pTvCtc7Sa-F4YRkET8Lw

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

gradenko_2000 posted:

I don't think there was ever really a question that MANPADs as a weapon would work

This toxic masculinity infused branding has gone too far. What next, BROTAMPONS?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

DUDEDOUCHE

MANISTAT 7

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Pryor on Fire posted:

The Royal Air Force appears to have contracted away most of their ability to train pilots
https://twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/1557839741772603392

Free market at work
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1582269487860314112

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Pryor on Fire posted:

Free market at work

amazing how much things can change from 1997 to 2022

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007


lol

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy
classic blunder, literally the number one thing you actually have to do as a capitalist government is make sure your violence makers get paid

inevitable consequence if you refuse to set up sinecures for your specialist murderers

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

atelier morgan posted:

classic blunder, literally the number one thing you actually have to do as a capitalist government is make sure your violence makers get paid

Some apocalyptic writer who is doing the podcast rounds right now was apparently asked by some billionaires how to keep their mercenary armies from revolting after the apocalypse - perhaps some sort of implant with a deadman switch?

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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evilpicard posted:

Some apocalyptic writer who is doing the podcast rounds right now was apparently asked by some billionaires how to keep their mercenary armies from revolting after the apocalypse - perhaps some sort of implant with a deadman switch?

we just gonna hook up the guy that made the switch

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the mercenaries are revolting!

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

evilpicard posted:

Some apocalyptic writer who is doing the podcast rounds right now was apparently asked by some billionaires how to keep their mercenary armies from revolting after the apocalypse - perhaps some sort of implant with a deadman switch?

Very good opportunity to suggest something dumb in jest.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If they had the ability to protect themselves from their security forces they don't need security forces in the first place. dumb rich people, your power comes from society when it ends so does your power

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

It’s been explained in more detail but their brains are so rotted out by capitalism that they don’t know feudalism was a social arrangement of personal loyalty, that operated without cash. Imagine Bezos or Zuck commanding respect through their honour and valour, it just doesn’t work.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

The suggestion of "be nice to them before the apocalypse" was apparently not received well

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

It's funny that you bring up being nice, because in a primitive society being "good" is what determines your ability to lead.

Let's say it really is an apocalypse and takes them past Medieval Europe back to one of the first civilizations comprised of armed men, the Mycenaeans.

Homeric man lived in a society of virtually autonomous small social units called oikoi, noble households each under the headship of a local chieftain, denoted and commended by the term agathos. The most powerful words to commend an individual in Homeric Greek are the adjectives agathos and esthlos, with the abstract noun arete. In other words, the words for "Good" and "Chieftain who performs his social function well " were the same. “To be agathos,” says W. H. Adkins, “one must be brave, skilful and successful in war and in peace; and one must possess the wealth and (in peace) the leisure which are at once the necessary conditions for the development of these skills and the natural reward of their successful employment.” In a society without cash, this was the only thing keeping them at the head of their war band.

Agathos and esthlos in Homer denote and commend men who are effective and successful fighters, whether formally at war or defending their oikos in what passes for peace in such a society. The words also commend men who are prosperous and of high birth. There is no question of separate 'meanings'. Agathos and esthlos denote and commend all these qualities together because the needs of the oikos demand that all are united in certain individuals. The group —oikos in peace, contingent following its local agathos in war needs for its continued survival to be defended as efficiently as possible. Efficient defence requires the best available armour and weapons. These must be supplied by the individual himself, so that the most effectively armed individual must be wealthy. The Homeric poems portray a moneyless economy, in which wealth consists of land and its products, houses, goods and chattels. The land is in the hands of a restricted number of large landowners, and passes by inheritance. Those who are able effectively to defend the group, accordingly, must unite in themselves courage, strength, wealth and high birth; and since these are the qualities of which society holds itself to be most in need, they are denoted and commended by agathos, esthlos and arete.

What I'm saying is, our society is not headed by true agathoi, and should society crumble and people become free to carry off their cattle and burn their homes, the men that succeed in doing so will be the ones who inspire the loyalty of their hired security detail.

Frosted Flake has issued a correction as of 13:46 on Oct 19, 2022

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Weka posted:

The svelte M777 is a mere 4.2 tons.

You could probably get away with 25 pedallers then. Hell, maybe you could rig up a way for the workers to pedal with their arms too and pare it down to 18 or so, but they'll get tired quicker

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