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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/mark_scheig/status/1582535061731442688

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't know what Grade 2 means, in terms of groin strains. Is that better or worse than Grade 1.

It means he's out until January at the earliest.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Grade 2 is worse than grain 1, and carries an expectation of 3-6 weeks of recovery time. Not good.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Grade 3 is season ending surgery.

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black
The Tampa Bay Lightning are dogshit garbage

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

they did it again

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Make that 4 multi-goal blown leads to start the season for Vancouver :allears:

History will be made

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE AT TANKING WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Johnny Gaudreau, Gus Nyquist, and Zach Werenski each owe Vladislav "Hotline Bling" Gavrikov choice of dinner or lady of the night.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

they actually did it again

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1582548196408307713

Gritty dunkin' on the non-believers.

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

I mean I’ll take a 0-82 season that has 10 goals a game and ends up with Bedard.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cocaine Bear posted:

Worth it for that amazing Tampa series.

As a non fan (some might say enemy) of Columbus, agreed.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Flyers ... good?

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I honestly think the Canucks might not win a game this year

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Flyers ... good?

I hate it

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I figured Boston was gonna lose this one since it's their third game in four nights, and the second of a back-to-back. But even with all of Boston's injuries, letting a team like Ottawa drop 7 goals on you is Not Great. I guess on the plus side they also scored 5 goals.

Also saw Vancouver blew it again. Pretty funny

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Flyers remain chaos incarnate I guess

Wippersnapper
Nov 1, 2003

Stealing your favourite hockey teams
...in spirit.
I’d like to complain about our core and how they’re mentally weak but how could they not be after Jim lead them mercilessly though 8 years of Promethian hell? I can’t imagine they have any more hope than we do. We really need to shake up the core for their sake as much as ours.

In summation: I still blame Jim.

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Flyers ... good?

They’ll fall off as soon as the stamina of the kids hits the wall. The roster isn’t skilled enough to be good for long stretches of the year.

Good to see Torts actually trying to make this team care about their play instead of just giving up like they did last year.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I don't want to take anything away from the Canucks setting the record for most losses in a row with a multi-goal lead. But I gotta give the title of "Worst Team in the League" to the Sharks who have not looked good for a single period all year, and are full of old players on lovely contracts with no help in sight. Really depressing five games from those guys in an insanely weak division.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


they're so bad they can't even tank well

Mike Works
Feb 26, 2003
On the plus side of being a Canucks fan,

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't know what Grade 2 means, in terms of groin strains. Is that better or worse than Grade 1.

I think he has to start learning cursive and fractions?

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



ThinkTank posted:

they actually did it again

Reminder that their slogan going into the year was "Unfinished Business" and they wisely shuttered it after two games.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Mike Works posted:

On the plus side of being a Canucks fan,

You’re in the same division as Seattle and San Jose. I’m sure you’ll win 5-6 games right there.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Jhet posted:

You’re in the same division as Seattle and San Jose. I’m sure you’ll win 5-6 games right there.

The Canucks are guaranteed to go on a little winning streak in the late middle of the season, just enough to bring them up to 20th place or so and out of lottery range.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
So the early season returns on “team that was supposed to be good but is actually bad” is the Wild

and it’s looking like “team that was supposed to be bad but is actually good” is ….wait….[checks notes]….this can’t be right

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

mennoknight posted:

I honestly think the Canucks might not win a game this year

Same but the Sharks. At least the Canucks have a point.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't know what Grade 2 means, in terms of groin strains. Is that better or worse than Grade 1.
A grade 1 strain is a minor tear of the muscle, and is usually limited.

A grade 2 strain tears a significant proportion of the muscle, and takes longer to heal, but it should heal in time without intervention.

A grade 3 strain is a complete rupture of the muscle, and usually requires surgery especially for athletes.

The boundaries between 1 and 2 are a bit blurry and a matter of judgement.


(Sprains are essentially the same thing, but with ligaments and not muscles).

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

The islanders are definitely gonna score a lot more goals this year under Lambert as opposed to trotz, they're allowed to do stretch passes now and with two living defenseman replacing Chara and Greene they actually are doing really well on possession

Whether or not this more open style will actually make them a better team remains to be seen but they're certainly more watchable now for regular season hockey

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
https://twitter.com/MedicSBK/status/1582552274995646465

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1582542135898824705

gotta say buying his jersey his rookie year was a good purchase

until they for some reason don't pay him again this offseason



e: against three of the worst teams in the league, but lol

https://twitter.com/jvillani08/status/1582558149214900224

and honestly they could have very easily lost again tonight had Blackwood not made some big saves at 2-0 Ducks.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Oct 19, 2022

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


I know Comrie isn’t going to give the Sabres Vezina-level goaltending all season but I am going to enjoy it while it lasts because he was insane last night. Just an absolute brick wall. Also:

https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1582559332306063362?s=46&t=oL2b0OVcdy9riZFBer8zeA

Tage Thompson

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
Darnell Nurse everyone.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Misanthrope posted:

Darnell Nurse everyone.

He's getting paid $12,000,000 to do that

Koth
Jul 1, 2005

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

I know Comrie isn’t going to give the Sabres Vezina-level goaltending all season but I am going to enjoy it while it lasts because he was insane last night. Just an absolute brick wall.

I'm glad to hear this. I've only heard really great things about Comrie as a person, so it's nice to see him getting more starts.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

T-Bone posted:

https://twitter.com/MedicSBK/status/1582552274995646465

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1582542135898824705

gotta say buying his jersey his rookie year was a good purchase

until they for some reason don't pay him again this offseason



e: against three of the worst teams in the league, but lol

https://twitter.com/jvillani08/status/1582558149214900224

and honestly they could have very easily lost again tonight had Blackwood not made some big saves at 2-0 Ducks.

Bratt has become such a good player. I know they were probably planning to dump him at some point because of the way they handled his contract but he's their best player lol. Best case scenario they have cost themselves millions of dollars on his next potential contract.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
N: The Sharks are like if a dog ate dogshit garbage. Then shat it out again. Into the garbage.

V: As expected.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Gotta admire the application of that butterfly push.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U7Uj0tn67o

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Foegle gave Dylan Holloway a brutal suicide pass last night


https://twitter.com/zjlaing/status/1582558548768149504

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