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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH4sXVQ7a_w

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

DontMockMySmock posted:

Of all the books I was forced to read in high school, Frankenstein is one of maybe three or so that I thought were genuinely good. Sci fi is the best genre, even among classics from 200 years ago, and it fit right in with all the PKD, Heinlein, etc. I was reading recreationally. I haven't read it since, but given that it held up for 185 years before I got to it the first time, I'm sure it's still good after 204 years.

I haven't read Dracula but I've heard it's quite bad in comparison.

Also, in the book he's referred to as "The Creature" not "Frankenstein's monster". So that's the biggest "well actually" you can pull out to counter the "well actually it's 'Frankenstein's monster' not 'Frankenstein'".

What are the other two?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

hawowanlawow posted:

Dracula is very good
He's actually famously evil, I think you might need to read the book again.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

RatHat posted:

What are the other two?

The other ones that come to mind are Hamlet and The Fellowship of the Ring. I may be forgetting some. There are a few more that I'd classify as "good but dragged down by some really boring parts," like To Kill a Mockingbird for example.

fake edit: while typing this post I remembered we also read Ender's Game, but idk whether that counts as a "book I was forced to read in high school" because I had already read it at least 2-3 times lmao.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

DontMockMySmock posted:

The other ones that come to mind are Hamlet and The Fellowship of the Ring. I may be forgetting some. There are a few more that I'd classify as "good but dragged down by some really boring parts," like To Kill a Mockingbird for example.

fake edit: while typing this post I remembered we also read Ender's Game, but idk whether that counts as a "book I was forced to read in high school" because I had already read it at least 2-3 times lmao.

Ender's Game is alright but the sequels get real weird real quick

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I debated putting this in the cool buildings thread

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Splicer posted:

Yes, and in all seriousness it's a good book if you're looking for a spookmonth read.

Eh... I was mostly too irritated with Frankenstein being such a loving dweeb to properly enjoy it.

If you want a good horror book for spooktober, I recommend the Stepford Wives.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is actually a pretty great short read. You'll dislike most portrayals of Mr Hyde after, though.

Mr Hyde isn't The Hulk But Not Green, he's a creepy dude with bad posture and poor impulse control

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



FFT posted:

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is actually a pretty great short read. You'll dislike most portrayals of Mr Hyde after, though.

Mr Hyde isn't The Hulk But Not Green, he's a creepy dude with bad posture and poor impulse control

Why would I need to read that? I live it every day.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

FFT posted:

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is actually a pretty great short read. You'll dislike most portrayals of Mr Hyde after, though.

Mr Hyde isn't The Hulk But Not Green, he's a creepy dude with bad posture and poor impulse control

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Plastik posted:

Ender's Game is alright but the sequels get real weird real quick

I thought Speaker for the Dead was pretty good, overall; Xenocide and Children of the Mind were not so great, but I didn't regret reading them.

What really gets me about the series is that, taken as a whole, the series' main theme, or moral message even, is how we sentient beings should seek to understand and empathize with one another, no matter how great the cultural barriers may be, so that we may cooperate, help one another, and avoid conflict. Applied to the real world, rather than aliens, I would say that the book seems to be arguing for radical tolerance and acceptance, as well as worldwide peace and cooperation. So of course the author is a huge fuckin homophobe, as well as a War on Terror jingoist and Trump voter*. The dissonance is so severe that it hurts to think about. I guess alien space bugs are "ramen" but gay people and Middle Easterners are "varelse"**.

*Wikipedia cites an episode of Ben Shapiro's show where Card apparently both claims to support liberal immigration laws, and also says he reluctantly voted for Trump in 2016, a candidate who at that point in time had literally zero policy positions other than "build the wall." wtf.

**for those who have not read Speaker for the Dead, in the book "ramen" (derived from a Swedish word) is the term humanity has adopted for aliens for which there is the potential to communicate and find common ground, as opposed to "varelse", aliens so different from humanity that there is no hope of communication or cooperation of any kind, only the prospect of war. The thesis of the series is more succinctly summed up as "there are no varelse, all sentient beings are ramen."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

DontMockMySmock posted:

I thought Speaker for the Dead was pretty good, overall; Xenocide and Children of the Mind were not so great, but I didn't regret reading them.

What really gets me about the series is that, taken as a whole, the series' main theme, or moral message even, is how we sentient beings should seek to understand and empathize with one another, no matter how great the cultural barriers may be, so that we may cooperate, help one another, and avoid conflict. Applied to the real world, rather than aliens, I would say that the book seems to be arguing for radical tolerance and acceptance, as well as worldwide peace and cooperation. So of course the author is a huge fuckin homophobe, as well as a War on Terror jingoist and Trump voter*. The dissonance is so severe that it hurts to think about. I guess alien space bugs are "ramen" but gay people and Middle Easterners are "varelse"**.

The one that stunned me was the author of Altered Carbon, a sci-fi novel series about the commodification of life and unimportance of individual bodies, or even gender, is apparently a TERF.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FFT posted:

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is actually a pretty great short read. You'll dislike most portrayals of Mr Hyde after, though.

Mr Hyde isn't The Hulk But Not Green, he's a creepy dude with bad posture and poor impulse control

It's just this guy:

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/TheLisaGilroy/status/1582411051135401991?t=oYZoglwCkIR3i1D5iLmX3Q&s=19

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Who you callin' a fg?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


FFT posted:

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is actually a pretty great short read. You'll dislike most portrayals of Mr Hyde after, though.

Mr Hyde isn't The Hulk But Not Green, he's a creepy dude with bad posture and poor impulse control

Well it is a little awkward to read nowadays since the entire book is building to a twist ending that everybody knows.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

muscles like this! posted:

Well it is a little awkward to read nowadays since the entire book is building to a twist ending that everybody knows.
Nah, the "twist" is telegraphed hard pretty much the whole way through. I mean, the book is barely over 100 pages.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lmao.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


teddust
Feb 27, 2007

DontMockMySmock posted:

I thought Speaker for the Dead was pretty good, overall; Xenocide and Children of the Mind were not so great, but I didn't regret reading them.

What really gets me about the series is that, taken as a whole, the series' main theme, or moral message even, is how we sentient beings should seek to understand and empathize with one another, no matter how great the cultural barriers may be, so that we may cooperate, help one another, and avoid conflict. Applied to the real world, rather than aliens, I would say that the book seems to be arguing for radical tolerance and acceptance, as well as worldwide peace and cooperation. So of course the author is a huge fuckin homophobe, as well as a War on Terror jingoist and Trump voter*. The dissonance is so severe that it hurts to think about. I guess alien space bugs are "ramen" but gay people and Middle Easterners are "varelse"**.

*Wikipedia cites an episode of Ben Shapiro's show where Card apparently both claims to support liberal immigration laws, and also says he reluctantly voted for Trump in 2016, a candidate who at that point in time had literally zero policy positions other than "build the wall." wtf.

**for those who have not read Speaker for the Dead, in the book "ramen" (derived from a Swedish word) is the term humanity has adopted for aliens for which there is the potential to communicate and find common ground, as opposed to "varelse", aliens so different from humanity that there is no hope of communication or cooperation of any kind, only the prospect of war. The thesis of the series is more succinctly summed up as "there are no varelse, all sentient beings are ramen."

If you read anything Card wrote like post 2000 compared to his earlier stuff it's like a completely different person. I think he just got sucked into the conservative internet and lost his mind, but I'm not ruling out massive stroke because he literally forgot how to actually write a narrative.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/iamalmostlegend/status/1582147190301917184

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

teddust posted:

If you read anything Card wrote like post 2000 compared to his earlier stuff it's like a completely different person. I think he just got sucked into the conservative internet and lost his mind, but I'm not ruling out massive stroke because he literally forgot how to actually write a narrative.

Didn't he also actually come off as if he didn't remember plot elements he wrote in Enders Game?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


lol, excellent. Got me in the first half, not gonna lie

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

teddust posted:

If you read anything Card wrote like post 2000 compared to his earlier stuff it's like a completely different person. I think he just got sucked into the conservative internet and lost his mind, but I'm not ruling out massive stroke because he literally forgot how to actually write a narrative.

He one of those people for whom 9/11 irretrievably broke their brains into a million lovely pieces?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Card was never without sin.
Enders Game has a long scene about the locker room and he describes these naked children kind of a lot.

Also he thought world peace could be achieved by two teens writing passionate arguments on message boards.

I don't think Card knows much about humanity.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

teddust posted:

If you read anything Card wrote like post 2000 compared to his earlier stuff it's like a completely different person. I think he just got sucked into the conservative internet and lost his mind, but I'm not ruling out massive stroke because he literally forgot how to actually write a narrative.
I definitely think he changed, probably even a bit earlier than 2000. Maybe part of it was getting more religious, because that's how he kept justifying his homophobia at first.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

Card was never without sin.
Enders Game has a long scene about the locker room and he describes these naked children kind of a lot.

Also he thought world peace could be achieved by two teens writing passionate arguments on message boards.

I don't think Card knows much about humanity.

Ender's Game itself is largely just ego porn for every single wannabe master of the universe with a barely concealed an arrogance/messiah complex. Even as a kid, at my most egotistic, I took one look at this book and went "nah I can masturbate for free." It's like "mediocre white guy entitlement mental gymnastics: a guide and lubricant."

Yes the series has some interesting worldbuilding, and it was one of the only sci-fi works of its day to entertain video games seriously as part of the future foundation Millennials would have, and OSC is intelligent/imaginative enough to come up with some very compelling sci-fi ideas, especially when you're young, but overall that series goes in the Harry Potter pile of "I don't judge you if you read it and liked it, but if it was a cornerstone of your youth and it's clear you never really reappraised it while continuing to sing its praises as an adult, then yeah I think you're kind-of a loving paint eater and odds are you're going to treat me like those kids treated Ender in the shower for daring to even say it."

And that's before you get into the fact that OSC is a garbage human.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh yeah funny pictures or whatever:





stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Orson Scott Card truly started sucking some time between writing the swordfighting insults for Monkey Island (1990) and whatever it was he wrote for Advent Rising (2005)

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

FFT posted:

Orson Scott Card truly started sucking some time between writing the swordfighting insults for Monkey Island (1990) and whatever it was he wrote for Advent Rising (2005)

"Started sucking", because two teenagers influencing global politics via proto-facbook was a masterpiece.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

BaronVonVaderham posted:

"Started sucking", because two teenagers influencing global politics via proto-facbook was a masterpiece.
Shadow of the Hegemon was published in 2000

(my point is that he peaked with insult swordfighting and his next notable videogame writing contribution sucked)

/e: actually The Dig (1995) was good and he wrote dialogue for it apparently

stringless has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Oct 19, 2022

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

FFT posted:

Shadow of the Hegemon was published in 2000

(my point is that he peaked with insult swordfighting and his next notable videogame writing contribution sucked)

/e: actually The Dig (1995) was good and he wrote dialogue for it apparently

The Usenet-debate-hero-becomes-global-President thing was in from the beginning, in Ender's Game.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

BaronVonVaderham posted:

"Started sucking", because two teenagers influencing global politics via proto-facbook was a masterpiece.

Did everyone forget that reality tv and Twitter star Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The Usenet-debate-hero-becomes-global-President thing was in from the beginning, in Ender's Game.
Pretty sure they didn't achieve any real power beyond being "inluencers" before "influencers" were called that until Shadow of the Hegemon though

Like I don't think Peter or Valentine get past getfiscal or dril level of influence until Shadow of the Hegemon

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

teddust posted:

If you read anything Card wrote like post 2000 compared to his earlier stuff it's like a completely different person. I think he just got sucked into the conservative internet and lost his mind, but I'm not ruling out massive stroke because he literally forgot how to actually write a narrative.



Agents are GO! posted:

Didn't he also actually come off as if he didn't remember plot elements he wrote in Enders Game?

There's a conspiracy theory in scifi lit circles that Card did not actually write Enders game, or at least wasn't the primary writer. The theory is that the series was intended to end up as explicit Hitler/Nazi apologia, and Card was just the frontman for a small group of fash scifi writers who wanted to remain anonymous.

The primary evidence is that Card has shown, as far back as the 90's, a shocking lack of knowledge about the events that occur in his novels, compounding this is the massive drop in quality of his work over a fairly short period (the conspiracists believe the other writers abandoned the project).

This is almost certainly BS, as a simpler explanation is that he is a rear end in a top hat whose "good" work is likely good entirely due to heavy handed editors. He doesn't remember what happened in his book because he hasn't thought about it since the first royalty check cleared.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's a Mormon tradition

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Nicodemus Dumps posted:

Did everyone forget that reality tv and Twitter star Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America?

Please, you forgot professional wrestling :colbert:

Pretty sure this counts as a funny image. Or cursed? Cursed can be funny in a dark way.

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