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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The Triple H/Rock ladder match at Summerslam 98 was a banger

MysticalMachineGun posted:

We will never reveal the Mike Kurtz secret

He really likes fleeces

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Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
HBK vs Undertaker, Royal Rumble
Foley/Funk vs The Outlaws
Austin vs Dude Love, Over the Edge
Rock vs HHH, SummerSlam
Undertaker vs Mankind, KOTR
Halftime Heat
Undertaker v Austin, Fully Loaded
E&C vs Hardyz, No Mercy.

These are the only good matches of 98/99.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





in the Fed, anyway, AJPW was on fire at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2MSQ0omPA

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
All Japan was funny in that period because they started to get stale quality wise and drawing wise which meant like, 4.75 star matches instead of 5, brought Vader in and were awesome for another year before the split.

In funny feud news, The Snob was complaining how he didn't want soy boys from Dragon Gate to infiltrate NOAH, got into an argument with Trevor and lost so badly he locked his account. Only have one screenshot of the exchange but it's pure Wrestling Done Right.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

The gently caress was I going to get out of watching even 12 seconds of some lovely val venis match

It's hard to find a clearer indication of how weak the WWF midcard was when you think about how he was one of the workhorses of the early Attitude Era. In retrospect, the attempts to try to make something out of him in 1999 and 2000 really feels like a case of sunk-cost fallacy. When a worn-down, late career Mick Foley and a hotter-than-lava Rikishi are bumping like motherfuckers trying to make something of you and nothing ends up sticking, it's really time to move the gently caress on.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 19, 2022

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

All Japan was funny in that period because they started to get stale quality wise and drawing wise which meant like, 4.75 star matches instead of 5, brought Vader in and were awesome for another year before the split.

In funny feud news, The Snob was complaining how he didn't want soy boys from Dragon Gate to infiltrate NOAH, got into an argument with Trevor and lost so badly he locked his account. Only have one screenshot of the exchange but it's pure Wrestling Done Right.



that guy is the worst

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MassRafTer posted:

All Japan was funny in that period because they started to get stale quality wise and drawing wise which meant like, 4.75 star matches instead of 5, brought Vader in and were awesome for another year before the split.

In funny feud news, The Snob was complaining how he didn't want soy boys from Dragon Gate to infiltrate NOAH, got into an argument with Trevor and lost so badly he locked his account. Only have one screenshot of the exchange but it's pure Wrestling Done Right.



Eita absolutely looks like he's had a fight

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Serenil/status/1582812495055532032



Looks like this got deleted when the poster realized it is probably not MJF's fault MLW stinks.

Also the dumbest guy in the Observer Extended Universe:
https://twitter.com/MaulerMMA/status/1582589255981076481

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Oct 19, 2022

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/Serenil/status/1582812495055532032



Looks like this got deleted when the poster realized it is probably not MJF's fault MLW stinks.

Also the dumbest guy in the Observer Extended Universe:
https://twitter.com/MaulerMMA/status/1582589255981076481

Wrestling fandom owns because it's full of dipshits convinced so thoroughly that they know all the magic tricks that they regularly wrap themselves back around into being fooled when the tricks are executed too well

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
giving the whole game away with "the company of self-professed diversity and inclusivity"

also "life-threatening bullying" lmao

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

MassRafTer posted:

All Japan was funny in that period because they started to get stale quality wise and drawing wise which meant like, 4.75 star matches instead of 5, brought Vader in and were awesome for another year before the split.

In funny feud news, The Snob was complaining how he didn't want soy boys from Dragon Gate to infiltrate NOAH, got into an argument with Trevor and lost so badly he locked his account. Only have one screenshot of the exchange but it's pure Wrestling Done Right.


I always imagine these guys as the sort who would have trouble going up a flight of stairs without getting winded when they complain about how unbelievable a lean athlete in the 170-200 range winning matches is to them.
Like I'm sorry, even Riho would probably kick your butt in a real fight, and generally the story of those matches isn't "Darby overpowered Brodie King"
Especially since it's never directed at genuinely small wrestlers like Marco Stunt, it's always Darby, Adam Cole, or more recently Hook.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
I'm being told Mike Mondo was also critical about Athena vs Jody Threat so I'll revise my opinion to caring even less

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
She's a weak little baby person who doesn't look like she could beat up anybody and also she's bullying people to death with her dangerous striking. She must be stopped.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

I'm being told Mike Mondo was also critical about Athena vs Jody Threat so I'll revise my opinion to caring even less

Mike's twitter is really worth reading to see a guy try to convince himself he was such a respected pro because he went out there and had a boring match after Vince cut his time to 2 minutes.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/SnyderBixby_OCP/status/1582710680758943744

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"He seems to have had the least to do with the fight in every version of the story."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Trying to imagine how many executives in real professions would keep their job after biting a colleague.

(Also he wasn't actually an executive was he? So it's more like keeping your job after biting your boss)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

Trying to imagine how many executives in real professions would keep their job after biting a colleague.

(Also he wasn't actually an executive was he? So it's more like keeping your job after biting your boss)

he was absolutely not an executive lmao

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

forkboy84 posted:

Trying to imagine how many executives in real professions would keep their job after biting a colleague.

(Also he wasn't actually an executive was he? So it's more like keeping your job after biting your boss)

No, he was an agent. :lol:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Wrestlecringe being cringe??!!

https://twitter.com/WrestIeCringe/status/1582743083044982784

https://twitter.com/WrestIeCringe/status/1582743122010066945

edit: oh this is a fake one

the real one didn't post those: https://twitter.com/WRESTLECringe

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Oct 20, 2022

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol I checked the profile to see if maybe they posted some explanation for why they thought that was cringe and saw unironic junkie retweets before I realized it was a different account.

And on that note.

https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1582786087251939329

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

What would WWE have offered in exchange for that?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Pylons posted:

What would WWE have offered in exchange for that?

"Paid in exposure"

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I remember reading rumors that TK would have been more likely to sign off on that appearance earlier in the year -whether because Gunn wasn't really on TV before the Acclaimed storyline really grew legs, or because of the attempted talent poaching WWE engaged in soured him to cooperation with them.

But yeah, it's not like WWE would repay the favor and have Charlotte cheer Andrade on during a match or have Cody's name still attached to the training gym his family runs.

Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Oct 20, 2022

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
IIRC they were open to having WWE guys appear on the Brodie tribute show but that obviously went nowhere

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A wild comparison from unsung thread hero and Friend of Dave, Ben Miller

https://twitter.com/benmillerMKE/status/1582856649743556610

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I don't really have an opinion on slapfighting but if our country will glorify the CTE factory that is football, I don't see why grown men can't consent to taking turns getting domed.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

MJeff posted:

I don't really have an opinion on slapfighting but if our country will glorify the CTE factory that is football, I don't see why grown men can't consent to taking turns getting domed.

They can but it's gonna get old real fast, everyone is gonna get hurt, and nobody will be getting paid enough to do it. It's just a dumb idea all around.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

flashy_mcflash posted:

A wild comparison from unsung thread hero and Friend of Dave, Ben Miller

https://twitter.com/benmillerMKE/status/1582856649743556610

laughing. my. loving. rear end. off.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
you think not liking slapfighting is ok? well replace the word slapfighting with "people of colour". not very ok now is it.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I would prefer people suffer fewer real injuries for my entertainment, though I also never stopped to think maybe slaps are as dangerous as some of the ridiculous things wrestlers do. I'm also a dumb mark who gets kind of put off by stuff like barb wire matches or non trick weapons hitting people though not enough to say psychos like Kingston or Mox who love that stuff shouldn't be allowed to.
All of them should get taken care of medically and deserve a union imo

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





MassRafTer posted:

All Japan was funny in that period because they started to get stale quality wise and drawing wise which meant like, 4.75 star matches instead of 5, brought Vader in and were awesome for another year before the split.

In funny feud news, The Snob was complaining how he didn't want soy boys from Dragon Gate to infiltrate NOAH, got into an argument with Trevor and lost so badly he locked his account. Only have one screenshot of the exchange but it's pure Wrestling Done Right.



Spoken like a dude who's knowledge of Dragongate hasn't been updated since he saw a pos.HEARTS entrance 16 years ago.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The only good slap fighting is sumo.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I love how being a Stan requires you to simultaneously believe that all AEW wrestlers a tiny, pathetic children who've never been in a fight in their life but also terrifyingly powerful and dangerous to everyone around them

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/topherisagod/status/1582725557384421376

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Mike's twitter is really worth reading to see a guy try to convince himself he was such a respected pro because he went out there and had a boring match after Vince cut his time to 2 minutes.

can't see the dude without thinking MIKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IVPvideos/status/1582748000589209600

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

D.N. Nation posted:

can't see the dude without thinking MIKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY

I immediately associate him with ROH crowds just making GBS threads on him.

Every time he attempts to do a Q&A it gets sadder. He didn't even bother to answer the three lousy questions he got.

https://twitter.com/TheMikeMondo/status/1582569427325030400

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

https://youtu.be/hgj1lk8UZ70

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

lol even the comments are full of how actually the poor jobber who was nearly killed by unsafe liberties being taken (which is 100% different than when wrestlers would work stiff in the regions era btw) is just covering for Athena because she's afraid of what would happen if she speaks out
who are you gonna believe? The wrestler and fans who know who she is? Or the experts who didn't even realize she wasn't Kylie King

tbf when I first saw the gif I thought it might have been Kilynn too, just because of the hair, but at least I know who she is and her name.

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