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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

wankel13b posted:

saying bad things about my good friend the goatman

:dafuq:

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


I thought way too hard about this and I can't even fathom what it's supposed to say.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
"Nothing is impossible, everything is possible", or "Everything is possible, nothing is impossible" I guess.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Milo and POTUS posted:

There's so many of these types now but I wonder if he's the one I'm thinking of. I think he's been posted about before?

He didn’t always go by Hard Rock Nick, I forget what his original fake name was, something gross and self-aggrandizing like “Wet Pussy Nick” or something.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh so it's one of those ironic names

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1582744408910438402

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I wonder how many rapists they'll catch.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I wonder how many rapists they'll catch.

They gave DNA kits to the students, not the teachers.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Yaldabaoth posted:

They gave DNA kits to the students, not the teachers.

And the school will give those dna kits to cops when they're returned, which will be run for familial dna against open cases with unidentified samples.

Which is bound to cause some quality entertainment.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I wonder how many rapists they'll catch.

That would imply that they've ever processed a rape kit

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Azhais posted:

That would imply that they've ever processed a rape kit

Good point, actually.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tarkus posted:

Hard Rock Nick is legitimately loving amazing. He's either completely delusional or an excellent actor. He portrays himself as extremely rich but films videos in his dentist's office and claims it's his mansion. He's been exposed as a fraud countless times but he sticks to his character through thick and thin. Truly amazing.

Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden did a video about him a couple of years ago to dig into his weirdness. He has big teenage virgin energy whenever he talks about sex.

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
Not sure if this counts as cursed for this thread but it felt very cursed to me, if it's not ok for this thread I'll remove it. It is a video of a monkey eating its own cum in front of some horrified people.

:nws: https://twitter.com/heisdhammie/status/1582394675192659968 :nws:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Big Scary Owl posted:

a video of a monkey eating its own cum in front of some horrified people

Technically a cursed image since the text is represented by displayed pixels

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I’ve heard of apes slurping juice, but this is ridiculous!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://youtu.be/nUKrpszipwc

Hard Rock Nick geting roasted by Tom Segura and his annoying wife

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Poohs Packin posted:

https://youtu.be/nUKrpszipwc

Hard Rock Nick geting roasted by Tom Segura and his annoying wife

Christina P is pretty funny.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Baronjutter posted:

I thought way too hard about this and I can't even fathom what it's supposed to say.

NO, EVERYTHING I AM IS POSSIBLE

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


The guy who makes all the redneck buttplugs is still at it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is that a rattlesnake in your pants or are you just happy to see me

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Sooo.... upper left scream out of someone else's rear end?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


I hope that grenade at the bottom is a butt plug, too.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ah yes, I see you've come across my wine cork collection!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Waffle! posted:

I hope that grenade at the bottom is a butt plug, too.

The Something Awful Limited Edition

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Any grenade is a butt plug if you're brave enough.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1583084862595964928?s=20&t=KIJnJAOWZW5mQxrzGDoQyA

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Blursed

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
May wanna reconsider that post friend.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Anything can be a wine cork if you are drunk enough.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Karate Bastard posted:

May wanna reconsider that post friend.

You might need to read the whole thing

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
yeah it's just subverting expectations, it's fine

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Karate Bastard posted:

May wanna reconsider that post friend.

:allears:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Alright, I don't twitter.

Sorry if I spoke dumb.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh, alright. Definitely got me.

Whew.

Nms spolier:

my friend's youngest daughter was recently attacked and raped so I'm still a bit on edge :(

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Oct 20, 2022

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Yaldabaoth posted:

They gave DNA kits to the students, not the teachers.

100% chance they use this to persecute trans kids and is probably the impetus behind doing it in the first place

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 20, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Frank Frank posted:

100% chance they use this to persecute trans kids and is probably the impetus behind doing it in the first place

that and it's more of doing ANYTHING ELSE but the obvious: gun control.

"We're gonna go ahead and make lifelike android replacements of your kids who will inevitably be noscoped while fingerpainting, it's taken billions in research but we have the technology to perfectly fill that emotional void with robotics...anyway, this project was cosponsored by Remington."

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
They're also going to take the samples and run them against any samples collected from open cases. Never give anyone a DNA sample willingly.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Yeah, those 23 and me and other DNA test kits are the worst thing that has happened to consumer privacy pretty much ever.

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King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Hey man, I send my DNA to Jeff Bezos so that Amazon can build a genomic profile of me and my family and improve recommendations and targeted advertising by almost 3%!

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